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Brendel@brendelbored.bsky.social |
For real though if I was a poor ass Toad living in the Mushroom Kingdom and saw Mario playing tennis with Bowser I’d be like “despite their pretend disagreements there really is only the uniparty”
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doc shartman
@docshartman.bsky.social
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Yoshi really did commit tax fraud
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David Christianson
@dpchristianson.bsky.social
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Stuff it with, say, spicy peppers?
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Lady Freya
@ladyfreya.bsky.social
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If I remember properly, Miyamoto says the main games are in universe plays and games like mario tennis and mario kart are their actual hobbies
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@knabepicer.bsky.social
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Given how gold coins are so cheap they’re literally just lying around all over the land, this is a sign of vast hyperinflation
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Reddit Mod Sutter Cane
@reversedrivers.bsky.social
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Of course, they made 8 video games about that party
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Michael Bischoff
@mpbmke.bsky.social
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"He turned my parents into bricks... which you smashed! They didn't even have any coins in them!"
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Dëad Børkchettå
@deadbarchetta.bsky.social
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Mario pretends to be of the working class, but it's all a sham. He doesn't even have an Italian accent. He's the Larry the Cable Guy of the Mushroom Kingdom
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Michael Tae Sweeney
@mtsw.bsky.social
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just two different groups of monarchists preventing the indigenous toadstool population from shrugging off the shackles of colonialism
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Fauxmorian
@fauxmorian.bsky.social
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You wonder where all the super shrooms come from? Toads asking too many questions
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Michael Marquis Albright
@chicagomstie.bsky.social
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Next time they race go-karts we're performing a coup ďétat.
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beloved chungoose
@cookingterm.bsky.social
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have you seen the grand fan theory that the entire rivalry is play-acting between bored monarchs? like peach calls up bowser and they decide to have a little war for fun, or maybe this time they race karts largely based on the stages in paper mario battles and the opening of mario 3, i think
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Self-deprecating ghost
@soundwave187.bsky.social
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Toad Toadstool Kinopio for president.
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dxpack
@dxpack.bsky.social
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That’s not fair. Neither Michelle nor George have ever played a single Mario game in their lives.
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Brendel
@brendelbored.bsky.social
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Glenn Greenwald is sort of a Mario Tennis Toad but in real life, that’s the closest definition we can come up with
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Collecting-Turnip 🏳️🌈
@collect-turnip.bsky.social
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Are they poor? Coins literally come out of blocks there. I wouldn’t be surprised if they’re some sort of socialist government hybrid thing.
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spenny
@spennyfriendly.bsky.social
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thast deep
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Katie Schenkel, Person
@katieschenkel.bsky.social
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julius caesarhands
@cog.bsky.social
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Seems a little suspect that a kingdom of toads is ruled by a human monarch.
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Mark "Fryguy64" Kelly
@nindb.net
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It's time to rally behind a third party candidate who promises real change.
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alex 🌴🥥
@uneedabiscuit.bsky.social
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The 1% enjoying their little games while I have to go hunt for treasure just to make ends meet!
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Mach⚙️
@sfaccountant.bsky.social
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They're still acting as competitors though! Why do all contests for dominance need to be violent?!
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Jay Marose
@jaymarose.bsky.social
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This still has me shook.
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Wreagrahm, Hog Lord (🟢 ONLINE)
@gymclasswarfare.bsky.social
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I remember reading "There's No Such Thing As Free Speech" on recommendation from a more liberal friend and had to put it down when he started talking about how he played tennis with fuckin Dinesh D'Sousa lol
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Wattle of Bits 🏳️🌈
@wattle.bsky.social
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Is this about the Congressional baseball game
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Chase Burke
@cburke.bsky.social
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"You hear that Luigi has a mansion?" "Yeah, but it's haunted." "That doesn't mean shit to me."
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