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Brian Grubb

@briancgrubb.bsky.social

it is really funny to think of Jack Dorsey as a guy in your neighborhood who just wants to open a weird crypto-anarchist techno club like you’d see in The Matrix but keeps accidentally creating fun lil coffee shops

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Tim Wilson's avatar Tim Wilson @wilsonti7.bsky.social
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“Man it’s so loud in here!”

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Rutrow's avatar Rutrow @rutrow.bsky.social
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BlueSky is being sold to Elon?!? 😳

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₣Ꮛ𝕃ᒪЇ✘Ꮛ🪕's avatar ₣Ꮛ𝕃ᒪЇ✘Ꮛ🪕 @fellixe.bsky.social
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'And over here is where we will freely disseminate critical thinking from a wide range of sources! Of course, we want it to be attractive so maybe a walnut display with different tiers. And a handmade runner on the top with independent crafts on disp... DAMNIT! IT'S A BOOKSHELF AGAIN!'

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your buddy eric's avatar your buddy eric @ericplais.bsky.social
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he looks in the window and sees the bulletin board advertising a board game night and shouts “No! No!”

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Muppet for President's avatar Muppet for President @lally.bsky.social
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Alright let’s get freak- Aw damnit! The location scouts for the next Reese Witherspoon rom com are here! Again!!!

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No, Jack is repeating his own mistakes

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WerewolfLord's avatar WerewolfLord @werewolflord.bsky.social
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Yeah "all" the mistakes he made at Twitter. Except for one. Selling to a billionaire narcissist with the reverse Midas touch.

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Gaknar's avatar Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social
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STOP HAVING FUN I'M TRYING TO PROTOCOL

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DJ McCann's avatar DJ McCann @djmccann.bsky.social
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Society: "The customer is always right." Dorsey: "No! No!!"

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Michael's avatar Michael @mykld.bsky.social
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And then storming off when the staff unionise before setting up that Bitcoin payment system.

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(=_=) Hype Tornado /Capt. Nemo///'s avatar (=_=) Hype Tornado /Capt. Nemo/// @joulesbyrne.bsky.social
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If tech guys were actually very bright, guys like Jack would realize that most people don't want what they want. They want the fun lil coffee shops.

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Wake Harper's avatar Wake Harper @wbharper.bsky.social
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At least at this point we know he'll have to be poisoned, shot and then drowned beneath a sheet of ice.

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Write2Swim's avatar Write2Swim @rpaoli.bsky.social
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In the movie version, he’s played by William H Macy

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So BlueSky is selling out to Musk?

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Dan Ximenes's avatar Dan Ximenes @danximenes.bsky.social
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It's especially funny when you notice that things getting out of his personal control and going the exact same way again because other people at the 'club' think it is better is maybe an indicator that the anarchist part is kinda functioning as it should.

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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72's avatar America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social
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Let’s all go queer up Nostr

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Red Lori Bright Eyes's avatar Red Lori Bright Eyes @redloribrighteyes.bsky.social
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he's definitely the racist guy I yelled at and the reason i got kicked off of nextdoor - calling racists "racist" is bad for your social

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JW Kilcrease's avatar JW Kilcrease @kilcrease.bsky.social
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Dude is in desperate need of therapy.... seriously.

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Hangry Man's avatar Hangry Man @hangryman.bsky.social
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The more I read this the more it hits like a sketchy noble from days of yore fleeing across the country from the pitchfork and torches mob they created to find safety with the Machiavellian alliances hes forged over the years who haven't gone full Machiavelli yet on him. this almost never ends well

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andy's avatar andy @steadynappin.bsky.social
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weird Orgazmo reboot

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He's just pissed he's not seen as the one central visionary of bluesky and he probably also didn't have the level of control he wanted.

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Only Human's avatar Only Human @scarlettohara.bsky.social
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Tax the rich. Eat the rich. Regroup, rebel & revolt.

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Polito’s Way's avatar Polito’s Way @politosway.bsky.social
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Every picture I see of this motherfucker confirms my theory that he smells bad.

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Vacated Vergogna 's avatar Vacated Vergogna @not-human-capital.bsky.social
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He wants soooo badly to be a bad ass crypto-anarchist, but he's the dumb asshole that the real anarchists never invite to anything because he's just a dumb white guy with a bad beard who really thinks capitalism is neat.

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