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Nick Brumfield's avatar Nick Brumfield @nickjbrumfield.bsky.social
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I can't believe we're at the point where "invent fusion" seems more realistic to some people than "maybe this computer program isn't magic"

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Made mention of the current Covid wave in a sport subreddit pray for mojo

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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe's avatar pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz
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slept on it, remembered bam adebayo is an Actual Republican, and decided to make a second draft

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I don’t understand why everyone else when full pee pants instead of answering like this

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Is this a rash

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My summation of the Biden thing:

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Good news now it’s going to be part of your workplace benefits plan

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He looks vaguely like Joe Francis to me

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Gerry Doyle's avatar Gerry Doyle @mgerrydoyle.bsky.social
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I am not the first to make this point but if the whole premise is that the president is not competent, and the president outmaneuvers you....

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The NY Times Editorial Board Demands to Speak to the Manager

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I wish this was the level of insanity - delightful, whimsical Parks and Rec level nuttiness - that Adams operated on. He really would be our most beloved politician if he did this

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“People love it when you derail an entire social situation to scream at someone making minimum wage and demand to see their manager. This is a driving force for political change”

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Cmon you gotta show the beat header:

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And a hoodie

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Post a picture of your giant iced dunks during a February snow storm and then we’ll really know you can’t the New England out

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Choosing to believe they fashioned the rope swing to the ceiling themselves

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I spent several years jamming on what I thought was a cover of “Tainted Love” until I learned that the 80s beep boop one is actually the cover I was listening to the original

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Paris Marx's avatar Paris Marx @parismarx.bsky.social
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Google’s emissions are up 48% in 5 years. Microsoft’s are up 30% since 2020. Those soaring figures are being driven by mass investments in data centers to power AI tools. Generative AI is a climate disaster and data center expansion must be stopped.

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@zitron.bsky.social amazing transition on your podcast from Weds: first commercial break after Nik Suresh lays out his PoV starts with “AI might be the most important computer technology ever” 🫠

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Alex Blechman's avatar Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social
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July 4th is very rough on my dog (he is a royalist and considers George Washington a traitor)

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No catsup either?

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Finally a bible for us guys

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The Onion's avatar The Onion @theonion.com
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The largely silent ad, which will reportedly air in battleground states across the country, features a sequence of headshots depicting politicians, former Trump White House officials, journalists, and seemingly random average Americans with big red X’s over their faces.

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We’re finally gonna let dril fuck the flag

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Are we still doing the “the three genders” jokes?

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Had a boss who insisted on abbreviating analysis on slides.

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(Not that’s any less offensive)

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There’s really no need to ask what “black jobs” are honestly. They’ve spelled out what white jobs are so it’s easy to deduce

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Shel Silverstein wrote the lyrics to “A Boy Named Sue” and pretty much a whole album for Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show (gonna be on the over of Rolling Stone)

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Freebasing Chunky Monkey just trying to get that “first time ice cream headache” feel but it’s never quite there

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Activist judges…

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Actual thoughts running through my head listening to last weeks All Fantasy Everything:

1) I can’t believe they are drafting seltzer without @joshgondelman.bsky.social

2) he must be so proud that Polar went first

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Didn’t this also happen last cycle? They made it so as long as Biden didn’t come out wearing a diaper and a robe and drooling he looked pretty good in everyone’s eyes

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Stone face Brewing, New Hampshire

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Science is undefeated

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It feels like the same people who shouted down any concern about Biden being old when reelection came around are just realizing that he is in fact old and are freaking out about it.

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Kath Barbadoro's avatar Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social
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if i were on the bear i would simply make the food

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ApocalypticaNow's avatar ApocalypticaNow @apocalypticanow.bsky.social
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The system they've created in the course of a week

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Went to bed early and skipped the debate (which I will always do) and woke up to my discord researching state by state what happens to the Dem on the ballot if Biden dies before Election Day so it’s safe to assume things went great last night

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Some kid from BC got drafted and man I dunno given this analysis on espn:

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Follow up question: do I know that because you posted it a week ago?

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Another day where I get sad that we didn’t retain the savory pie culture from Great Britain

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Do you… do you know what the movie Speed was called in Norway

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Have this one saved because it’s just stomach turning embarrassing

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Elizabeth Picciuto's avatar Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto.bsky.social
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From a non-tech person’s point of view, the AI discourse went very quickly from “there’s a 78% chance this will end civilization” to “we’re installing this in all dishwashers, stepladders, social sciences research, and novellas and you will be so so grateful”

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TW's avatar TW @twesq.bsky.social
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Was just reminded of the funniest news story of my adult life.

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e.w. niedermeyer's avatar e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.io
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EVs are for civilization, gas is for the periphery. The military will never stop using gas because it allows flexibility and speed in areas with little infrastructure. Almost the entire adoption problem in this country exists because people think they live in the periphery/frontier, not civilization

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