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Cosmik Slop

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Anti-capitalist. Baseball fan. Bluesky user #146,056. Would it glad your clicklies to grape-turn-tooth over a mind-ocean jello type?

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Friendship with stoicism ended, now epicureanism is my best friend

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Despite pretty much all women saying size doesn't matter much, the concept still haunts most dudes, I think

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Cats of Yore's avatar Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social
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The residents of Potato Bay can rest easy now that this dangerous babby is off the streets.

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When I run for president my platform will be simple: hunting any rich person with a net worth of over $100 million is completely legal and if you bag one you get to give all their money to the charity of your choice

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Whoa what is this, the freaking Babylon Bee all of a sudden?

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I think the single-S is correct, "busses" is an archaic word for "kisses"

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Tars Tarkas Dot NetπŸ¦–πŸ¦–πŸ¦–'s avatar Tars Tarkas Dot NetπŸ¦–πŸ¦–πŸ¦– @tarstarkas.bsky.social
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Donald Trump should drop out..... ... ... Of an airplane!

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Many fine people are dead: J. S. Bach, Einstein, Elvis (allegedly). Are we really to say that every last one of these luminaries would be incapable of taking up residence at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue?

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Picturing the headlines 3-4 months from now: "Okay, yes, Joe Biden is 'dead' but is that REALLY the issue here"

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Ygrene βœ”οΈ's avatar Ygrene βœ”οΈ @ygrene.bsky.social
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caveman: ugg caveman therapist: (nodding) ugg caveman: *starts crying*

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Ed Zitron's avatar Ed Zitron @zitron.bsky.social
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Found a festival for some of you

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*pulls out a copy of Wycliffe's bible* congratulations fuckers we're all going to lean some Middle English today

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Reich had it dead to rights when he said that sexual repression and hysteria are keys to fascist success

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Hm. Given that Andrew Yang would want us to establish a radically centrist position between removing Joe Biden and not, the clear choice is to.... partially remove Joe Biden

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Alisha Diane Galloway 's avatar Alisha Diane Galloway @adgwatches.bsky.social
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One of the most reliable bellwethers for idiocy is, whenever Nate Silver says a thing with conviction, you may safely assume it's idiotic

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I appear to have wound up on a 2006 Livejournal page

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So you're saying mental competence is irrelevant

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Derangement seems to be a constant; I haven't really heard anybody claim otherwise

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Knowing this, perhaps the Democratic strategy ought then to be to pick the most charismatic and reliable candidate.

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Ugh, this is CRAPDICULOUS! It is clearly the same water, in variant containers!

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It's true, Barack Obama never stood a chance

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Is it that "the media wouldn't have turned on my guy" or was it "my guy was clearly more mentally competent, even at the time"

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If you're turning it into "big words hurt head", are you really "maximizing your reading potential"

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Kaitlin Ruiz's avatar Kaitlin Ruiz @kaitlinruiz.bsky.social
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only one thing can restore my confidence in journalism as a profession: a plucky and intrepid young reporter must ask the president if he has considered going goblin mode

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"Israel is the largest American aircraft carrier in the world" -- Alexander Haig

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"Donald Trump is a repulsive toad, a convicted felon! He's cruel and incoherent!" Wow it should be a comparatively simple matter to find someone who looks appealing and mentally intact when standing next to him, right

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"Honestly, I just watch for the commercials"

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