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Chris Jackson@chriscjackson.bsky.social |
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Lawyer and whiskey enthusiast. Not an alcoholic, just a really big fan.
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Tim Onion
@bencollins.bsky.social
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"The Bernie Bros and K-Hive appear to be forming an alliance," I say at the 4th of July cookout. An anvil falls out of the sky directly onto my person, killing me instantly. God appears through the clouds. "I did that," he says. Family and friends applaud politely.
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Chris Jackson
@chriscjackson.bsky.social
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Kamala Harris go on Hot Ones
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b-boy bouiebaisse
@jbouie.bsky.social
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constitutional lawyers use your fucking brain challenge www.politico.com/news/2024/07...
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Chris Jackson
@chriscjackson.bsky.social
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The greatest democracy the world has ever seen ended in the name of a reality TV game show host because one political party went insane from a black guy being elected President.
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Ned Yost Malone
@astroscounty.bsky.social
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They really went all-in on the guy with a cameo in Home Alone 2
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Chris Jackson
@chriscjackson.bsky.social
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Just in time for the last Fourth of July.
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Chris Jackson
@chriscjackson.bsky.social
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It’s not that SCOTUS wouldn’t grant the same immunity to Democratic Presidents, they just know Democrats would never be so corrupt, authoritarian or ruthless to actually use it. This is immunity solely for Republicans, who have proven they don’t support democracy unless they win.
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Chris Jackson
@chriscjackson.bsky.social
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A president elected by a minority of voters now has absolute authority to commit crimes without fear of being held accountable because the judicial branch is owned by corporate interests to further their own corruption. The fascists have already won their war against democracy.
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b-boy bouiebaisse
@jbouie.bsky.social
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it’s been a few days now and that “black jobs” thing is still all over my tiktok
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Chris Jackson
@chriscjackson.bsky.social
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Every polling indicator I’ve seen shows Harris doing no worse than Biden against Trump. Anyone using that as an argument to stay the course is pretending that Biden can essentially pitch a perfect game from here on out, which I have zero faith in. I’d rather take the chance on an election reboot.
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Chris Jackson
@chriscjackson.bsky.social
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every time Joel McHale speaks in THE BEAR
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Chris Jackson
@chriscjackson.bsky.social
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On the optimistic side, if Trump somehow loses to this version of Joe Biden I’m pretty sure it would drive him clinically insane. That’s worth my vote.
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Chris Jackson
@chriscjackson.bsky.social
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Maybe this really is the “lol nothing matters” election.
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Chris Jackson
@chriscjackson.bsky.social
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Maybe this really is the “lol nothing matters” election
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David_j_roth
@davidjroth.bsky.social
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A decently funny and extremely foreseeable outcome here is that Biden does not step down, and in three months the Times endorses the guy they just said must leave the race for the good of the nation, for the good of the nation.
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Chris Jackson
@chriscjackson.bsky.social
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I don’t think Trump agrees to debate again, tbh. There’s no incentive to after last night.
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Chris Jackson
@chriscjackson.bsky.social
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An unmitigated disaster. The only way this debate is a good night is if it convinces Biden to drop out.
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Chris Jackson
@chriscjackson.bsky.social
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Newsom or Buttigieg would have made Trump storm off stage by the 20 minute mark.
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Chris Jackson
@chriscjackson.bsky.social
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This is an unmitigated disaster.
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Chris Jackson
@chriscjackson.bsky.social
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MODERATOR: Sir, how would you address rising housing costs and steady inflation? RFK JR [worm voice]: ᵢ ᵂₒᵤₗᴰ ᴰₑₘₐₙᴰ ʸₒᵤᵣ ᶠᵢₙₑₛₜ ᴰᵢᵣₜ. ᴰᵁᴿᵀ.
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Chris Jackson
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The main charge is she brought an overly complicated RICO case in order to give her partner more billable hours, which obviously you can’t do. It was an unfathomably stupid decision even if that part isn’t true.
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Chris Jackson
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I would hope that she understands exactly what the Supreme Court, Aileen Cannon and Georgia judiciary are doing and recreates this
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Chris Jackson
@chriscjackson.bsky.social
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The judicial branch has managed to conspire with itself so that three of the most significant trials against Donald Trump will never see the light of day if he wins in November. This country is fucked.
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Chris Jackson
@chriscjackson.bsky.social
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So pretty much the only trial that will happen before the election is the one currently ongoing. I am going to become the Joker.
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Chris Jackson
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Between Cannon acting as Trump’s personal defense attorney and the Supreme Court deciding that Republican presidents may freely commit crimes (as a treat) it’s evident that Trump was right about these trials being completely rigged, just not in the way he meant.
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southpaw
@nycsouthpaw.bsky.social
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Remember that DOJ sought expedited review of this issue from the Court last year (skipping the circuit courts). They refused and punted it to the DC Circuit, which took months; then dilly dallied all this time after the DC Circuit’s decision, before finally issuing a grant. It’s pretty transparent.
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Chris Jackson
@chriscjackson.bsky.social
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Remembering next year is an election year
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Chris Jackson
@chriscjackson.bsky.social
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The Electoral College would have been eliminated the first time this happened.
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Chris Jackson
@chriscjackson.bsky.social
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Nikki Haley having her campaign ended by giving the worst answer imaginable is especially funny because Trump say things that are 10x as batshit crazy on a daily basis. It’s like we all time traveled back to 2008 for one week.
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Chris Jackson
@chriscjackson.bsky.social
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When Nikki Haley says the Civil War was caused by the “government interfering in people’s freedom”
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Jake (Real)
@jakemhs.bsky.social
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Chris Jackson
@chriscjackson.bsky.social
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Merry Christmas everyone.🎄
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Patrick Monahan
@pattymo.com
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THURL RAVENSCROFT: ♫ Stink! Stank! Stunk! THE GRINCH:
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Chris Jackson
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Jamison Foser
@jamisonfoser.bsky.social
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just a casual reminder that a majority of the court was appointed by Republican presidents who reached the White House after losing the popular vote -- three of them by Trump -- and one of the justices is married to one of Trump's co-conspirators in trying to overturn the 2020 election.
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Chris Jackson
@chriscjackson.bsky.social
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No additional text needed.
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Chris Jackson
@chriscjackson.bsky.social
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Clarence Thomas after overruling the State of Colorado
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Chris Jackson
@chriscjackson.bsky.social
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Call me crazy but we shouldn’t need the Supreme Court to rule on whether the guy who tried to overthrow the last election is allowed to run for President. Motherfucker should *already be* in jail.
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Chris Jackson
@chriscjackson.bsky.social
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Clarence Thomas can start charging double the normal rate now that states are ruling Trump is disqualified from even being on the ballot.
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Chris Hayes
@chrislhayes.bsky.social
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This is the whole ballgame. They have convinced a lot of people his term ended in 2019, and it’s aided by the fact that the pandemic was so traumatic and awful no one wants to think about it, and so there’s a collective memory-holing of the whole thing.
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Marisa Kabas
@marisakabas.bsky.social
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THAT IS A FORM OF INFLUENCE. YOU’RE A FUCKING LAW PROFESSOR.
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kilgore trout
@kilgoretrout.bsky.social
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dude can’t even get laid by a cartoon girlfriend designed for it
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Chris Jackson
@chriscjackson.bsky.social
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I’m sure they’re still watching it. For “research.”
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David_j_roth
@davidjroth.bsky.social
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Eyeballing Jack Reacher right now. Big guy, obviously, but I don't think he sees me coming. As a henchman, this is the sort of moment that makes or breaks your career. I think I should go for it.
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Chris Jackson
@chriscjackson.bsky.social
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when you’re hit with $150M in damages
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Helen Kennedy
@helenkennedy.bsky.social
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My god. This is Rudy's own lawyer closing.
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josh (oldfriend99)
@oldfriend99.bsky.social
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(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
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Jay Willis
@jaywillis.bsky.social
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I’m not much of a theology guy but I don’t think forcing women to do this is forgivable www.cnn.com/2023/05/02/h...
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