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Chris Kluwe@chriswarcraft.bsky.social |
It’s remarkable how badly these chodes want to act like they’re in the Matrix and how much they missed the point of those movies.
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Chris Peterson
@chrismp86.bsky.social
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Going to rewatch because I'm convinced I've seen each of these haircuts and outfits in the movies. Drinking game.
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Jason, the Okayest Painter
@theokayestpainter.bsky.social
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The goofball spiking the camera has so much neck it would take three days to get him in a rear naked choke.
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Jason Manthey
@monax.bsky.social
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Telling my kids this is Toad the Wet Sprocket
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Philip Krogmeier
@flipwriter.bsky.social
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But can't you see how the one in the middle clearly studied the blade?
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bud (with a lower case b)
@gotsomebluebud.bsky.social
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Scary bunch
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Pranceatron
@pranceateon.bsky.social
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Looks like they just got booted out of the dweeb convention tailgate for being too lame.
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Hare 🍉
@haredurer.bsky.social
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Neo's clothes fit.
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Andrew Horn is not an owl
@bbofun.bsky.social
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They're in sentinal position, each one covering a different quadrant. Of course, anyone standing at the top of the steps can do whatever the hell they want.
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Buncombian
@buncombian.bsky.social
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Can we start with the ill fitting clothing?
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Mark Shatraw
@markshatraw.bsky.social
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I get less "The Matrix" and more "'80s German New Wave band"
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Imperial Minion 2nd Class
@imperialminion.bsky.social
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Cat Dad
@hazyjay.bsky.social
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These guys are forward thinkers, Chris. They bought their clothes knowing that they will get buff doing the nunchucks.
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Kirk Rudell
@rudell.bsky.social
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“The point of The Matrix is that imaginary steak is delicious.”
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@4thstringer.bsky.social
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Why do all their clothes fit so badly?
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Alex Hartmann
@jeshakeoma.bsky.social
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I'm pretty sure I could defeat them with a clipboard, a security badge, and a dash of attitude.
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Magpie
@magpy.bsky.social
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They haven't even started taking E 🙄
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Art
@artvandal.bsky.social
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Look like the henchmen from a Roger Moore bond movie that eat it during the chase in the most comical way possible. Dudes are 10 mins away from slipping on a banana peel and falling into an industrial spaetzle maker.
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Kelley
@bratknits.bsky.social
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They look like a bad a-ha cover band ffs.
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CosmoConure
@cosmoconure.bsky.social
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The one in the middle is one kid standing on another's shoulders in their dad's trench coat, you can't convince me otherwise.
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Jay Marose
@jaymarose.bsky.social
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Micah
@rincewind.run
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it takes genuine work to look like that much of a dweeb in a suit and black sunglasses
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Chris R.
@rchris.bsky.social
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4/5 members of this security detail have never had to shave
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