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Chuck Wendig

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You know how sometimes in war there’s the one side who has rules and thinks they know how war is fought but then they’re shocked, SHOCKED, when the other side runs out of the bushes and like, stabs their horses and shit? And that side wins? Yeah I think about that phenomenon a lot these days.

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Madhusudan 🦉 Katti's avatar Madhusudan 🦉 Katti @leafwarbler.bsky.social
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I was beginning to think the Democrats are like the fucking Starks making alliances and walking into the bloody Red Wedding.

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Ray Vallese's avatar Ray Vallese @rayvallese.bsky.social
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Or this!

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Charlotte Moore-Lambert 🇵🇸's avatar Charlotte Moore-Lambert 🇵🇸 @cavatica.bsky.social
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especially when the horse stabbers are KNOWN for horse stabbing, they've even put up flyers all around the village boasting about how they have never missed a chance to stab a horse. and then the horse-riding side shakes their heads sadly about this before riding out to a picnic on their horses

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Jessica, Kait's Wife 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈's avatar Jessica, Kait's Wife 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pairofclaws.bsky.social
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But they're going to be so impressed by our swordsmanship!

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Full time insect, part time cynic  's avatar Full time insect, part time cynic @bforbutterfly.bsky.social
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So don't wear the red coats into battle? Huh.

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VFXpapa's avatar VFXpapa @vfxpapa.bsky.social
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For like, 8 years I’ve been saying, especially to Lawyers, all of the "but they CAN’T do that" talk doesn’t mean shit when they do it anyway.

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Peter Clines's avatar Peter Clines @peterclines.bsky.social
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"What? Take cover? Like cowards? No, no, no just stand here and hold the--Jenkins! Is that dirt on your uniform coat? That'll be two demerits, soldier!"

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Gertrude The Squid 🐙 's avatar Gertrude The Squid 🐙 @gertrudethesquid.bsky.social
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Wait. Are we the horse stabbers? I want to be the horse stabbers.

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C.V. Danes's avatar C.V. Danes @cvdanes.bsky.social
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"Now remember, when things look bad and it looks like you're not gonna make it, then you gotta get mean. I mean plumb, mad-dog mean. 'Cause if you lose your head and you give up then you neither live nor win. That's just the way it is."

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C.V. Danes's avatar C.V. Danes @cvdanes.bsky.social
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You don't win by fighting fair. You win by fighting like you want to win.

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Paul "Princejvstin" Weimer📸📷🚀 's avatar Paul "Princejvstin" Weimer📸📷🚀 @princejvstin.com
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this is SUCH an old trope. The Neo Egyptian Empire lost a battle to the Hittites basically because the Hittites pulled an analogous stunt on breaking the "rules of war", and it worked.

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Wundae The Next's avatar Wundae The Next @wundae.bsky.social
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Kitty Chandler's avatar Kitty Chandler @mightybattlecat.bsky.social
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Maybe we should start a fundraiser to mail copies of The Art of War to the D congressfolk and leadership. I didn't used to think they needed a good primer but maybe they need a good primer. If we raise enough money I will go and deliver them to offices personally.

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Yeah, going high doesn’t work. Biden needs to take advantage of his immunity.

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✨Cosmic Social Worker ✨'s avatar ✨Cosmic Social Worker ✨ @buddhacat8.bsky.social
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Someone who knows some Hollywood director types should encourage them to make a short film about what a second Trump term would look like, given this immunity ruling & Project 2025. For people who don’t read or listen to the news. Maybe they’ll watch what’s coming & vote against it

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Elections have consequences's avatar Elections have consequences @sdvsevwv.bsky.social
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The side that fights is the side that wins, where was this ever in doubt

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Matt Phelps's avatar Matt Phelps @mwlphelps.bsky.social
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So wait... the President is immune for official acts. So, Biden can order that TFG be... (you finish the sentence).

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ArtofSteveT: 366Drawings2024's avatar ArtofSteveT: 366Drawings2024 @artofstevet.bsky.social
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“Return of the Jedi”, 1983.

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Becca's Mullet's avatar Becca's Mullet @beccasmullet.bsky.social
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That's how we got this country -- with the Minutemen and such. Is that really how we shall lose it?

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Dan Ximenes's avatar Dan Ximenes @danximenes.bsky.social
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I often think back to this video whenever I see the fascists get their way
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAba...

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KevDog's avatar KevDog @kevdog.bsky.social
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I find myself thinking of this Clone Wars quote from Saw Gerrera: “I hope, Senator, after you've lost, and the Empire reigns over the galaxy unopposed, you will find some comfort in the knowledge that you fought according to the rules.”

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.db's avatar .db @posthamster.org.uk
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I've been thinking about this scene a lot recently:

youtu.be/IMNDS6R4kq0?...

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PT Dilloway's avatar PT Dilloway @ptdilloway.bsky.social
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That was probably the Patriots in the Revolution until they were taught to fight "properly" like gentlemen. 🙄

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Lisa Kadonaga's avatar Lisa Kadonaga @tapirtrouble.bsky.social
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"War starts at midnight!" (see what .db posted earlier)

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Westslope Slim's avatar Westslope Slim @westslopeslim.bsky.social
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Biden should immediately issue an executive order raising the number of Supreme Court justices to 13 and name who the 4 additions are. Of course it's unconstitutional, but do it anyway.

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Dee, but not THAT Dee, the other one.'s avatar Dee, but not THAT Dee, the other one. @deetoriadee.bsky.social
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The USA should know all about this. It's how the beat the British.

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Zizi A. Hart's avatar Zizi A. Hart @azizi.bsky.social
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This is not Vietnam, Dude, there are rules.

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Slip Slidin' Away's avatar Slip Slidin' Away @liberallibra.bsky.social
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You sir, have the perspicacity necessary to know when to come in out of the rain and when to buy your own tank....

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GoodGuy Morn's avatar GoodGuy Morn @goodguymorn.bsky.social
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Hmmmm me and all my buddies are standing in this open field with our muskets and it is a little too quiet for comfort...

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Alison Stevens's avatar Alison Stevens @anstevens.bsky.social
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Like wearing red coats & and marching in lines?

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BrassCastle MA $47/$700's avatar BrassCastle MA $47/$700 @brasscastle.bsky.social
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Democrats need to listen to Jim Malone and use The Chicago Way: "He pulls a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue!" But Dems want to lose it all by believing fairytale horseshit like, "When they go low, we go high!"

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