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luke

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The world is actively trying to parody itself

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Drikanacrônica's avatar Drikanacrônica @adrianoladrika.bsky.social
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Catholic church is desperately trying to reconnect with the people. Here in Brasil, neopentec are taking their space, and we used to be the biggest catholic county in the world

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wildmonkeysects™ 's avatar wildmonkeysects™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social
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That's silly. Why was Elvis not canonized? He surfed on water, and told people don't be cruel.

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Gaylord Felcher's avatar Gaylord Felcher @gaylord.bsky.social
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Oh yes.

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Michael Bischoff's avatar Michael Bischoff @mpbmke.bsky.social
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This photo is absolutely killing me. It looks like an insert shot from Arrested Development, or something.

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codehappy lives!'s avatar codehappy lives! @codehappy.bsky.social
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I wanna know who the patron saint of twerking is gonna be.

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Kate Watson's avatar Kate Watson @loreandordure.com
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What the heck?

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Marla 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar Marla 🏳️‍⚧️ @desperatemarlas.bsky.social
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You can actually just see his body in an open tomb??? Hey kid, wanna see a dead body? -The Pope

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luke's avatar luke @coolhand.bsky.social
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“God’s influencer” Hey does anyone have an extra cyanide tablet?

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gawdzie (potato, again)'s avatar gawdzie (potato, again) @gawdz0rz.bsky.social
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i didn’t realize they were still making saints

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dave's avatar dave @daverson.bsky.social
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what a surprise, they canonized the pope who actively protected the pedophiles and sexual predators in the clergy, so St. Tracksuit ain't that much of a flex now

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Elam Bonebright's avatar Elam Bonebright @elambonebright.bsky.social
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What even was the miracle he performed? I’m not opening the article, it’s for my health.

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Kent Parkstreet, Laird of Doofus's avatar Kent Parkstreet, Laird of Doofus @kentparkskeet.bsky.social
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St Dork

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Matty-O's avatar Matty-O @kimjongchill.bsky.social
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I wanna be the devil influencer

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SwampLizard's avatar SwampLizard @swamplizard.bsky.social
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wtf year are we living in

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Gavin B's avatar Gavin B @ghostflaneur.bsky.social
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what? actually fuckit, don't care.

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Grond/Språkvärn's avatar Grond/Språkvärn @ordvakt.bsky.social
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Pope Corky IX's avatar Pope Corky IX @popecorkyix.bsky.social
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wtf I did not approve this

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🏳️‍🌈A hand-made tortilla chip in a world of Pringles.'s avatar 🏳️‍🌈A hand-made tortilla chip in a world of Pringles. @jimyoull.bsky.social
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could he talk to dogs? I don't know why they would beatify someone who couldn't talk to dogs.

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Irrepressible Thoughts of Death Barbie's avatar Irrepressible Thoughts of Death Barbie @julesette.bsky.social
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don't you have to perform a miracle or something?

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