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this film also had more non-white characters than the entirety of the hobbit trilogy. namely: one.

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And this is how I learn about his recent bullshit. Ugh

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Me reply to that question is always. "That's called having a job"

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Pickle Tiedrich's avatar Pickle Tiedrich @prettyliltakemachine.is-extremely.gay
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the most consistent phenomenon on this site is that the user named ‘SEMEN_HITLER_JOI’ volunteers at Food Not Bombs and the user named ‘Ashley Says Trans Joy Is Magic✨’ once kicked a dog so hard its eyes popped out

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And here’s my guide to determining the age of an undated map xkcd.com/1688

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"I found 10 grams of cocaine! I'll go get it. ... See? Here! All 8 grams of Biden's cocaine"

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Love stopping to enjoy the magnificent view and immediately getting obliterated by a twenty foot long golem arrow

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Crusty bread and all the cheese in the house. Got it.

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I'd be happier if he was aged in the whiskey barrel for twenty years

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Redefining bleeding edge to dismembering edge

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And Elden Ring did horse controls correctly, IMO

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Big fan of not having to repair my weapons anymore too

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E.M. Faulds's avatar E.M. Faulds @bethkesh.bsky.social
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As an Aussie, never having seen one except on tv, the size of a kiwi still breaks my noodle. My brain: a fluffy grapefruit, fit comfy into cupped hands Reality:

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It's okay dream vultures, I can't remember the words to a lot of songs either.

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Leah Very Smith 's avatar Leah Very Smith @leahvsmith.bsky.social
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Texting ppl “It was great seeing you, I had so much fun” after a hangout is kinda like social anxiety aftercare when you think about it

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Saw a bench pretty much exactly like that at the Orlando airport. None of the charging plugs worked

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yuko's avatar yuko @aidosaur.bsky.social
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OK WAIT one last thing about the Elden Ring zine!!!!

If you pick it up I'd love it if you read it in 2-page spread mode, it's designed to be looked at like it's a book! ok thank you please enjoy!

johnnywander.itch.io/third-imp

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Hesse 🏳️‍⚧️ [Rizzler of Dorley 👒]'s avatar Hesse 🏳️‍⚧️ [Rizzler of Dorley 👒] @thatdoll.online
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keys to bluesky success and clout acquisition: 1) have a mood disorder 2) be manic on main a little 3) show hole 4) mid jokes 5) show hole again 6) different hole this time 7) remember to be kind

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executive editor, barbell quarterly's avatar executive editor, barbell quarterly @swolecialism.bsky.social
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cishet guys will treasure a genuine compliment like fucking gollum. going back to the cave to lovingly polish one that's twenty years old but still feels new

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Katie Tightpussy's avatar Katie Tightpussy @juicysteak117.gay
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kids these days don't even know what real gooning looks like anymore. they spend 30 minutes on the homepage of xvideos and call that a goon sesh, meanwhile i'm putting in 8 hour shifts at the blender factory jacking off to shit you've never even heard of. that's what real gooning is all about.

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simone's avatar simone @simonee.bsky.social
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you misunderstand, this is for pride month

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Micah's avatar Micah @rincewind.run
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Discworld QOTD, from Witches Abroad

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Dakota's avatar Dakota @dakotabun.bsky.social
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I'm sorry for not being a hater 😔

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Emotional support pinup

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Maybe I'm just missing something very obvious but doesn't the 26th ammendment cover this?

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Well I can tell you if Hunter is found guilty, I won't be voting for him.

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Jessica, Kait's Wife 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈's avatar Jessica, Kait's Wife 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pairofclaws.bsky.social
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"When they dig up your bones, they're going to say you were a man!" You think that's bad? When they dig up your bones, I'll probably have to leave the state.

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Janel Comeau's avatar Janel Comeau @verybadllama.bsky.social
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my elderly Egyptian Uber driver happily informed me that he “supports the gays now” because he lives with a lesbian couple and “the husband lesbian is a better husband than I was”, happy pride everyone

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It's probably for the best ya gotta give the others a fair chance.

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Jon Bois's avatar Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social
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could you eat an entire medium size order of mcdonald’s french fries for $100,000? you cannot use a fork and are only allowed three phone calls

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