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Dana White

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“Why should I change my name? He's the one who sucks.” | She/her. | Black lives matter.

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It’s remarkably uninspired!

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Watching The Flash. It’s like if you trained chatgpt only on 2017 Twitter and then asked it to write a Joss Whedon script

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Also not everything is "dementia." A bad speaker getting worse and only being able to work like 6 hours a day isn't necessarily dementia. It's being old as hell and losing a step, which is maybe reason enough to dump him, but it's not necessarily dementia. Dementia is fucking brutal and specific.

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This is actually exactly how I "practice gratitude"

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You are gorgeous AND omg!! I got my goddaughter those earrings and will gift them to her later this year

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I absolutely know I am, even now when I’m just getting garbage out

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Nothing but the most maladaptive thought patterns over there these days

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Also 💚💚💚 I’m so glad YOU are here

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Very good point! An underheralded benefit of a boring timeline is that you aren’t hourly cast into The Horrors

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I know I got used to following people who were more online than even me, and would RT the jokes and news I found most valuable. Following any of those accounts directly rapidly overwhelmed my TL. Trying to break myself of that habit and follow here based on one tweet to see where things go

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You want your MTV? ⬇️

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thank you for the inspiration

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Every morning I check the news and it's like -SCOTUS Eliminates Three More Basic Rights, Only Six Remain -President Mispronounces a Word, Will Now Lose Election to Senile Hitler -New AI Company Uses Artist Blood to Let Billionaires and Racists Live Forever, Gets $45 Billion Valuation

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I feel like we hear about celeb DWI incidents in Long Island relatively a lot for how small the area is, and how little it seems you'd be driving? Is there some kind of culture there that encourages eschewing hired drivers?

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Same end result, but the cause is actually the inverse: Celtics championships are fundamentally uncool

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When you rub a kitten’s nose gently and he closes his eyes and purrs even louder, repost if you agree

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Oof, I’ve definitely been put in that position by some of my favorite artists before.

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The sleep of someone who was up at 4am running wind sprints across the bed in pursuit of the plastic spring toy. Look at this criminal

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I'm so sorry for your loss. Rest well (or not, if you would prefer to find mischief!) little Zoe.

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I almost didn't want to name it because of how mad it still makes me, twenty years later

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oh my gosh I hate songs like this, about Mysterious Unknowable Quirky Women, who don't have personalities, just traits, and there were so many around this time - she's so high - rockabye - (so sorry to say it bruce but) secret garden

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Kinda crazy that artificial intelligence needs the entire output of a nuclear reactor but actual intelligence can run on Twix bars and cocaine, for example.

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We kind of peaked here, I think

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Yank, the Army Weekly

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same! It's probably more video than I watched all of last year, lol

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It seems like we don't even get true real-life alternatives, like "hooking up" or "railing" very much, possibly because they're real and therefore still too salacious

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*bold of me to assume a future, I know

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This is something I think about a weird amount! Did they really say it, or did they only say it in media because they couldn't use the word that was really used, in the same way future historians might think people other than middle schoolers ever said "porking" or "banging"?

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Today is the day Donald Trump became precedent

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Ohhhhh my god u aren't celebrating the verdict because you're anticarceral? should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party? should we invite ruth wilson gilmore.

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It’s not lost on me that twelve ordinary citizens found it in themselves to be braver than our elected officials have managed to be

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Brb, trying this

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Starting to think it's my duty as a citizen of earth to load the internet with vast amounts of chum that a human could immediately identify as garbage, but a machine could not

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like seriously, has someone checked to see if there was a power outage and we need to reset Time

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I Can't Believe It's Not Friday

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Someone sent me a "per my last email" about an email which did NOT in fact contain the answer to my question. Understanding why superheroes struggle with their sudden newfound power

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Years ago, I set my ringtone to Roundball Rock in remembrance of what they took from us. Looks like I'll be changing that to the Inside the NBA theme music now (no one calls anyone anymore, and my phone is always on silent, so a hollow gesture to be sure, but MY hollow gesture)

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We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at our phones

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If I send you this, it means I’m about to be fully useless

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I'll boop you anytime you want at our

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The issue with J6 participants is not that they were occupying public space, but that they were deliberately attempting to circumvent a national election by murdering legislators. hope that helps

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