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Jamestopher@tarnation.bsky.social |
Kinda crazy that artificial intelligence needs the entire output of a nuclear reactor but actual intelligence can run on Twix bars and cocaine, for example.
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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient
@mithras.bsky.social
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And a partial intelligence can limp along just on the cocaine. *looks at Don Jr.*
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Labrys of Aรซlla
@aellalabrys.bsky.social
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CircusNoBread
@berkeleyeve.bsky.social
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we've lost the recipes
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Joel Pelletier ๐ฉ
@joelpelletier.bsky.social
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Or donuts*, for another example. *true story
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Samantha
@bolshevikmilf.bsky.social
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okay but i think if you hooked me up to a nuclear reactor i probably would get smarter
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Onno Benschop
@owh.bsky.social
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That level of energy differential makes me think that our current best efforts, ChatGPT et al, are solving the wrong problem with the wrong method and I'm unconvinced that the world has enough energy output to achieve actual artificial intelligence in this way. This is hyperbole, not intelligence.
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Catinahat
@fizbansghost.bsky.social
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Bad news is I only have one twix bar left
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BriteHope
@britehope.bsky.social
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my fanfic brought to you by half a bag of toffee popcorn and enough tea to float whatever ship today's fic is about
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Kade Peregrine
@kadeperegrine.bsky.social
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Right? I can generate plausible sounding bullshit powered only by pizza and energy drinks.
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Liquid
@liquidparasyte.bsky.social
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Half a million+ years of generational improvement (well, adaptation) baby
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Katrice Metaluna
@katricemetaluna.bsky.social
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To be fair, organic neural networks have had many millions of years to develop into what they are now.
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Nini (Vivaldi und Eurodance Era)
@niniborg.bsky.social
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Watch me writing 30 pages of a physics themed paper in 8 hours with only a snickers and 500ml of water
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Wolfenred
@wolfenred.bsky.social
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Mountain Dew and a Snickers.
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Gavin Wilde
@gavinwilde.bsky.social
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This is literally how most 80s movies were made
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PKPs Powerfromspace1 ๐ Twitter โXโ refugee thank you 'Elmo' ๐
@powerfromspace1.bsky.social
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Actual intelligence is greatly underrated by the investment community cause they can't get to work for zero dollars. Neither will #AI someday though ๐
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TheLeatherMushroom
@theleathermushroom.bsky.social
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I can test to the latter. Tried and tested.
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Harley (hellhound) and Frankie (human)
@harleyhellhound.bsky.social
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Donโt forget the Mountain Dew.
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donut
@funkndonuts.bsky.social
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can you imagine what Newton would have accomplished if 8-balls were around back then
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๐บ๐ฆ Ingvar Stepanyan
@rreverser.com
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Yeah but have they tried sprinkling cocaine onto the GPUs? Huh? Didn't think so.
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God-Emperor Tsunami ๐ #FBPE #BLM #GTTO
@tsunami65.bsky.social
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Cocaine not even needed.
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Hylen S
@hylen26.bsky.social
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Just a random example. Draw no specific conclusions.
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Machine Elves Local No. 400
@wizardbeef.bsky.social
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So we need to invent a computer that runs on cocaine before we can achieve artificial general intelligence.
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Raoul Guapo
@raoulguapo.bsky.social
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can confirm
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chadzia dax ๐๐ป ๐ท ๐
@m00psy.bsky.social
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and itโs not even half as smart as actual intelligence, but everyone is buying into the marketing to the contrary!
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๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ฌ๐ญ๐ ๐ฎ๐ง๐ ๐๐ง๐๐ฅ๐ข๐๐ก๐ ๐ฟ๐๐๐๐ข
@daspuppy.de
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Just had to, but then again, we're only just starting out. This tech is so new still. Issue is, the power needs might go down for what we have today, but it will always be used up for more powerhungry projects.
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Tycho Softworks
@tychosoft.bsky.social
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Those at Natural Minds, the "Natural Intelligence" (ni) company, couldn't agree more. Trapping an Indonesian that is then kept in cage 24/7, with a terminal and always there to answer queries for you, is far cheaper than ai. Look for them on the NYSE soon!
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kentropic
@kentropic.bsky.social
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โโฆor so Iโve heard, anyway.โ
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bogusaurus
@bogusaurus.bsky.social
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Twix bar surely takes output of nuclear reactor to create
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Tall Alf
@homunculusdick.bsky.social
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They're using up entire lakes of water to ask AI to write a screenplay about Master Chief meeting the Avengers or whatever but Shane Black wrote Lethal Weapon right out of college and he wasn't even addicted to cocaine yet!
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Okay
@felondegeneres.bsky.social
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The Twix bars just a fun treat for when your appetite sneaks back in.
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Jason (he/him)
@jasonimusprime.bsky.social
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That sounds suspiciously specific. "Bars" *plural*?
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Perfect Orb ๐
@perfectorb.bsky.social
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Also: โArtificial Intelligenceโ is not intelligent. It has no agency and cannot make decisions, itโs just a fancy sorting algorithm that we have anthropomorphized into seeing it as โintelligentโ
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๐๐Bromez Addams๐๐
@bromezaddams.bsky.social
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Coca Cola and poutine for me, gotta get that potassium and calcium in
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G!
@gpike.bsky.social
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Best I can do is pop tarts and weed.
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Wayne He/Him
@shakesfirst.bsky.social
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That cocaine and Twix thing isn't that great, trust me on this I've been there.
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The outlander
@shinjira.bsky.social
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I am sure some AI bro is already trying to figure out how to make the pods to turn us into batteries.
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shamas.bsky.social
@shamas.bsky.social
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And a hot cuppa Joe!
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Chad Briggs
@chadmbriggs.bsky.social
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There was a great cycling commercial for Pearl Izumi years ago that talked about how perfect the human body was, that it could cycle for hours in all conditions, all powered by nothing but "gas station burritos"
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Zeroisanumber
@zeroisanumber.bsky.social
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I don't need a Twix bar.
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@patter.bsky.social
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Today's meetings brought to you by several coffees & half a baguette
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Saul Shapiro
@sauldk.bsky.social
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Yes. I substitute Beaujolais for the twix
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Hunter Craven
@moothecow.bsky.social
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Technically, weโre all running on nuclear power. A Twix is just a bunch of stored solar energy.
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Your Honor, pls
@mrmambo.bsky.social
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Run v.t. is a very interesting word choice here
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Elliot Ghoul
@elliotghoul.bsky.social
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Diet Coke and spite is also an acceptable fuel source
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Marko Kolehmainen
@markokolehmainen.bsky.social
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Voi helvata kun nauratti tรคmรค sutkautus ๐
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signal to noise
@signaltonoise.bsky.social
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I hear the Twix is even optional
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Gerard
@groverxv.bsky.social
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And coffee
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Farren Croรญ-Spรฉir ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ช๐ฅ๐ฎ
@farrenskyheart.bsky.social
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You have to wonder what insane math they did for labour cost, production time, and output to justify this slap in the face to art
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James Barham
@nowthenthee.bsky.social
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Hmm most people I've spoken to who've taken bugle aren't always making much sense.
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c______z
@boshyboo.bsky.social
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It's why we're still better than them (for now)
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Frank Vehafric
@fvehafric.bsky.social
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Plus all the calories invested in 40 million years of primate evolution.
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Sean McKnight
@ynot1989.bsky.social
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Actually, its worse. The average nuclear reactor in the us generates ~1 GW of power. US Datacenters consume ~21 GW of power (up from 19 GW in 2023). In some cases over a third of data center power is just used for AI. So that's 7+ nuclear reactors worth of juice for this stupid solutionist crap.
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Mystical Creature
@mintpossum.bsky.social
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"It'll get better in the future, I swear" Okay well call me when it gets there without stealing from more people.
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Professor Furious
@professorfurious.bsky.social
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...and often just the cocaine.
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Typically Ambivalent
@eitjjt.bsky.social
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And some citrus For the scurvy
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BraveryTEWalker
@braverytewalker.bsky.social
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Thatโs a really cool way of thinking about it though.
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Pine Affinity
@breed.bsky.social
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poasterโs breakfast
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Elizabeth Story
@hyperbolictelly.bsky.social
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i feel like a twix dipped in cocaine could be the thing that finally fixes me
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Kyan
@littlekyan.bsky.social
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This is the most real shit. Makes you wonder what the fuck we are doing. Not that wondering that is a new concept.
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