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darth™️@darthbluesky.bsky.social |
google there is a simple solution right in front of u also u could google it and u would see the problem the simple solution would fix
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ariel gordon
@arielgordon.bsky.social
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I googled it for them and I think I’ve found the issue:
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@sians.bsky.social
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Eat rocks google.
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Just some guy, you know?
@infinite-loopy.bsky.social
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"Who is this google you refer to? We are alphabet, not google"
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Lance Ellisor
@ellisor.bsky.social
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“I’m sorry Dave. I’m afraid I can’t let you do that.”
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Brian Moakley
@jezner.com
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Google Mottos Don't be evil Okay, maybe a little evil Screw it, let's do it live We automate evil Automate everything! Let the machines dominate! Glue on pizza! Tastes great Climate is for the poors Greenhouse this shit up! Venus or bust!
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riwoche རི་བོ་ཆེ་
@riwoche.bsky.social
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Pull. The. Plug. 🔌
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The Loony Liberal - Writer / Content Creator
@loonyliberal.bsky.social
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If one asks Google Gemini for its solution for Google to meet its climate target, it will respond by saying that "Climate Target" is a Target superstore in the middle of a rainforest.
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Andy Pearlman
@apearlma.bsky.social
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ai: im sorry darth, im afraid i cant do that
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Ryan Nanni
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social
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to be fair the answer is probably buried under 22 sponsored results
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Your Pal in Ypsi
@ypsidoodle.bsky.social
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To be fair, if they Googled it, the results would say "use more glue and rocks."
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Jon Green
@modestholdings.com
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Amazing they won themselves a mulligan by virtue of publishing a semi realistic goal and then taking the chip shot into the sea.
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Dancing with Labradors
@gooddoggoodmom.bsky.social
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Maybe Artificial Intelligence was the wrong choice for the name. I suggest Artificial Stupidity.
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Jym Dyer
@jymdyer.bsky.social
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The energy-saving initiative could be called de-enshittification.
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Michael Paul 🐓
@mjpaul.bsky.social
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*asks google ai* FEED ME
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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅
@azfang.bsky.social
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I mean. Maybe. There’s at least a 1/3 chance google AI tells them they can fix it by eating a small rock everyday.
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Evan Auerbach
@eauerbach82.bsky.social
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Glue?
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uosdwis r dewoh
@thulcandrian.bsky.social
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But darth, who will glue the pizzas?
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Mike B
@madhominem.bsky.social
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companies burning the world down providing technology nobody asked for...what a time to be alive
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@fraudguy.bsky.social
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So...just turn it off and then off again?
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@dogs4democracy.bsky.social
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If AI is so smart why doesn’t it solve its energy problem
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@jpshipley.bsky.social
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can’t google it. googles haunted.
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alex - pizza/tacos/bats/dingers 🍕🌮🦇⚾ 🏳️🌈🐻🔞
@batsdingersatk.bsky.social
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Guessing Google leadership has been replaced by AI too
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Ben Munson
@archaica.bsky.social
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"I mean we couldn't just NOT do AI ... that would be crazy"
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