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David Jones

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Just a humble country lawyer trying to do the best he can. He/him. IA > IL > MN > FL > back to Iowa (and sometimes Colorado). Here for law, politics, science, cinema, children’s lit, comics, science fiction, and shit-post perusal.


David Jones 's avatar David Jones @davidajones.bsky.social
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Timeline kismet

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this skeet was produced in a factory that handles alf products.

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Don Moynihan's avatar Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social
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Constitution: People involved in insurrections should not be President. Roberts court:...hmm, no, I don't see it. Constitution:.... Roberts court: but the president should have immunity for crimes

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Justice Sotomayor points out that--surprise!--the majority is deciding a made-up case.

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Parker Molloy's avatar Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com
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BREAKING: SCOTUS Rules 6-3 That We Can All Go Fuck Ourselves

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Shout out to all the law professors who have to wing it next semester since the court is basically winging it

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SCOTUS Power grabs Major Questions Doctrine: If it's a Big Deal, the Court gets extra power, and what's a Big Deal is up to the Court Civil Rights Act: Renewal was Constitutional before, but Justices feel like the law isn't helpful now Chevron: Experts can't make expert decisions, only judges can

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Best guitarist? Virtuoso live performer versus prolific riff writer. I have a deeper appreciation for the latter, but I wouldn’t argue White is the better guitarist.

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Chevron Deference becoming Justices’ Preference will be a shameful power grab by a corrupt judiciary, and a massive leap backward for the United States.

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Horrific misogyny of ending no-fault divorce aside, there’s also a powerful lobby with financial interests at stake here. Kneecapping lawyers working ~½ of all cases going through the American court system at any given time seems about as realistic a policy goal as making Mexico pay for the wall.

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First real vacation in 5 years. As soon as I arrive in Colorado, I’m met with a day of thunderstorms (weird) ⏩ Unbeknownst to me at the time, lightning ignited a wildfire that’s growing exponentially 3 miles from my doorstep. Fellow skeeters, I am bummed.

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Erin Fogg's avatar Erin Fogg @criminalerin.bsky.social
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Very nice headline now let's see the pull quote

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Willow's avatar Willow @rockshrimp.bsky.social
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Dear @jaketapper.bsky.social I promise I will never mention your weird dating Monica Lewinsky article ever again if you ask him in the debate if he met with Sens Smoot and Hawley to talk about this.

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David Jones 's avatar David Jones @davidajones.bsky.social
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Trying to imagine what it’s like to just now be figuring out that Homelander is the bad guy.

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David Jones 's avatar David Jones @davidajones.bsky.social
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Trying to imagine what it’s like to just now be figuring out that Homelander is the bad guy.

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bakoon's avatar bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social
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remember when his mom wouldnt let him fight mark zuckerberg

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man it's a hot zone,'s avatar man it's a hot zone, @mobute.bsky.social
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i left a bot in there that only cuts off its own legs, bumps into things with his torso and says "can you blow me where the pampers is," and now it's the mayor of 35% of the metaverse

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David Jones 's avatar David Jones @davidajones.bsky.social
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Is that pink? or is it just the light?

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE's avatar GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com
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unless the bitcoin is mined from the silicon valley region of america, it’s just sparkling fraud

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David Jones 's avatar David Jones @davidajones.bsky.social
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Face down ass up! that's the way we like to fuck!

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David Jones 's avatar David Jones @davidajones.bsky.social
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Martha-Ann Alito on the way to the flag store

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David Jones 's avatar David Jones @davidajones.bsky.social
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I’m glad I got to contribute to your bad time on Bluesky. Go fuck yourself now, y’hear?

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David Jones 's avatar David Jones @davidajones.bsky.social
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You mean interact with complete fucking morons? No, can’t say that I do.

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David Jones 's avatar David Jones @davidajones.bsky.social
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Lmao. Yes, putz, I am a Juris Doctor. Do you understand what ‘scientific consensus’ means?

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David Jones 's avatar David Jones @davidajones.bsky.social
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Succumb to a preventable disease, succumb.

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David Jones 's avatar David Jones @davidajones.bsky.social
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Actually, dunce, I haven’t said anything your favorite vocally challenged nepo baby hasn’t publicly uttered himself.

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David Jones 's avatar David Jones @davidajones.bsky.social
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When the “association” is friendship with a notorious pedophile, the scrutiny is deserved. Also, have you seen the meme you posted that I’m responding to that calls democrats the party of pedophiles? Either you are doing a hacky Ken M. bit, or you should get checked for brain worms too, putz.

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David Jones 's avatar David Jones @davidajones.bsky.social
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What are talking about? RFK had Epstein as a guest in his home and flew on Epstein’s plane. You’re the one who posted the meme referencing pedophilia, you dunce. Go die from something a vaccine would’ve saved you from.

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Friend of Jeffrey Epstein has thoughts on pedophilia.

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David Jones 's avatar David Jones @davidajones.bsky.social
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Friend of Jeffrey Epstein has thoughts on pedophilia.

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David Jones 's avatar David Jones @davidajones.bsky.social
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That’s weird, this is the first I’ve heard of this phenomenon. It seems like literally no one else is talking about it.

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David Jones 's avatar David Jones @davidajones.bsky.social
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I would’ve stood up and belted out “WITNESS ME,” and then just moved seats.

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David Jones 's avatar David Jones @davidajones.bsky.social
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This is perhaps the clearest example demonstrating how Trump is graded on a curve. You can only prosecute someone for their most egregious crimes now? Trump deserves a pass for anything short of autogolpe and espionage? It’s absolutely absurd.

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David Jones 's avatar David Jones @davidajones.bsky.social
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Surely it’s just a coincidence that the women are receiving the lion’s share of votes on this.

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David Jones 's avatar David Jones @davidajones.bsky.social
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Hello to all the bots that have started following me recently. Good luck with your scams or whatever.

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David Jones 's avatar David Jones @davidajones.bsky.social
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We will not be blessed by boner at this time

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Law school. Where your brain stops reading statue and replaces it with statute.

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David Jones 's avatar David Jones @davidajones.bsky.social
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Law school. Where your brain stops reading statue and replaces it with statute.

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David Jones 's avatar David Jones @davidajones.bsky.social
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How will I convey to the reader that I am very smart when I am referring to something that’s feverish? If I don’t make them feel like plebes, won’t they be more inclined to question my opinions?

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If Trump wants to shoplift all his milkduds, we must give him a wide berth to do so. It would make a mockery of the criminal justice system to punish him for it.

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Tom Scocca's avatar Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social
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If you define the lifelong ideologue who devoted his career to destroying the Voting Rights Act as a hair right of center, then the Supreme Court is a surprisingly centrist institution

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David Jones 's avatar David Jones @davidajones.bsky.social
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There’s probably a bigger asshole than Samuel Alito in the legal sphere, but I am unaware of a bigger asshole than Samuel Alito in the legal sphere. It just so happens he’s also a contender for worst impact.

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Brooke Binkowski's avatar Brooke Binkowski @brooklynmarie.bsky.social
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Love too see the paper of record stumble across the Tanton network that I've been screaming about for a decade

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