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more aks, but now with more dogs. Radical liberal. Hot dogs are not sandwiches. Pro dumpling account aksfjh on discord he/them I use databases, not all of them are good. i've won awards, no you can't see them


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they're demanding a performance from him that is impossible to demand of anyone a bunch of anxious political addicts want Biden to assuage them from fears being wedged in by papers desperate to drive traffic/subscriptions from everyone note voting trump

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to be fair, this shit doesn't stop until the nyt is satisfied by what they see

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🚲aksfjh👖's avatar 🚲aksfjh👖 @db-user.bsky.social
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... does it really though?

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be warned

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🚲aksfjh👖's avatar 🚲aksfjh👖 @db-user.bsky.social
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Roasted chicken and hummus sounds really good

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hehehehe

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🚲aksfjh👖's avatar 🚲aksfjh👖 @db-user.bsky.social
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can you spot the trump tax cuts that were meant to do the same?

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it's a skill one has to hone to avoid madness

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE's avatar GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com
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one of the most cowardly arguments i keep seeing from columnists is that nothing breaks through with trump supporters, so it’s a waste of time reporting on what he believes. this should be seen as a critically damning failure on behalf of the fourth estate. this means you failed. it’s not a pass.

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David's avatar David @finagle-a-hegel.bsky.social
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I've been aware generally of at least some of the problems that first-past-the-post elections can generate but this really is an exceptional demonstration of them

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lowtax speedrun enjoyer's avatar lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social
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jacob rees-mogg has to lose while standing next to a guy wearing a baked beans-themed balaclava

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Dan O’Sullivan's avatar Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social
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There is a 7 foot tall guy behind Rishi Sunak who likely ran for office just to be able to hold a printed out L behind him during his concession speech.

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happy Independence Day to everyone except Tories

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rip on bsky stands for rest in paul

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🚲aksfjh👖's avatar 🚲aksfjh👖 @db-user.bsky.social
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... this is some shit that's going to anger a lot of old people into voting FOR Biden

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it would be too good if it were just Hochul and Newsom being "rankled"

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Shiv Ramdas's avatar Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv.bsky.social
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Starying to feel hard to avoid the conclusion that this gang up on Biden is the mostly white Beltway press being Big Mad that the last president was chosen by Black voters who DGAF about their dipshit endorsement and by golly they are determined those lessers will not do it again

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🚲aksfjh👖's avatar 🚲aksfjh👖 @db-user.bsky.social
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labeling you as an @everyone tagger

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there has never been a dog this good and this clean... before today

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one of the few things Rocky does extremely well is go to his crate for that

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happy Independence Day to everyone except Tories

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🚲aksfjh👖's avatar 🚲aksfjh👖 @db-user.bsky.social
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"i got it to run Skyrim" is the next "i got it to run Doom"

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I must hear from more people with Roman numerals in their name

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Eric Blair 's avatar Eric Blair @protecttruth.bsky.social
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The corrupt SCOTUS just took away your noncompete ban.

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idk, lots of people with a fondness for this guy

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good use of labeling

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Katie Tightpussy's avatar Katie Tightpussy @juicysteak117.gay
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can i just say that it makes me feel like a proud parent that my dumbass idea for a pathfinder 2e labeler is bringing so much joy to bluesky? and also hopefully getting people to play pathfinder?

fully credit to @ripperoni.com for actually making the thing because it's so beautiful 🥺

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🚲aksfjh👖's avatar 🚲aksfjh👖 @db-user.bsky.social
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can you spot the trump tax cuts that were meant to do the same?

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we all know Black Knife Tiche can solo the debate

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doesn’t count unless he earned the medal of honor since the debate in an unscripted setting without summons

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lol no way i'm touching that discourse

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Faine Greenwood's avatar Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social
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The ghouls are wasting no time on this

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Vikram Bath's avatar Vikram Bath @vikrambath.bsky.social
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When pundits say things like this we should read it the same way we would read a PR release from TicketMaster saying musicians should hold way more concerts and everyone should buy tickets to them online

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we get like 1-2 journalisms a year the rest of the time it's op-eds and "insider previews" of everything from video games to music to court decisions

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Brittany Wilson's avatar Brittany Wilson @sameoldstory.co
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“Politics would be interesting again”

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"trump gives us good ratings and you don't. if you fix that, we'll support your side again."

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Boston Tom Levenson's avatar Boston Tom Levenson @tomlevenson.bsky.social
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This is... not good news for Donald Trump.

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🚲aksfjh👖's avatar 🚲aksfjh👖 @db-user.bsky.social
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some weird design abstractions, like OOP, turned out to be "okay" in practice, and abstracting away lots of memory management turned out good in a lot of ways, but those things hit most mainstream applications by the '10s

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this describes so much of software development as a field for like 15 years lmao

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pretty much the sign to keep tapping this election

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now we need someone to do legal spend

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The Silvered Spherical Ideal Median Voter 's avatar The Silvered Spherical Ideal Median Voter @swolecialism.bsky.social
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goddamn, lol

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there has never been a dog this good and this clean... before today

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chatham harrison is tending a new garden's avatar chatham harrison is tending a new garden @chathamharrison.bsky.social
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The current iteration of media Bidenposting involves Joe Biden acknowledging that it's a bad news cycle & that he takes it seriously, which is bad press only in the universe where admitting something is happening is more damaging than denying it

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also nyt '16 is not the same as nyt '24 i'm absolutely not the only reader that turned on them after that email bullshit they pulled, and they've done little to "make up" for it

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time to bathe dogs and do laundry

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