It’s hard to believe that a county commissioner candidate who would loudly rev up a gas mower claiming they’ll all be taken away would also throw a tarantula at someone and set up a fake Grindr account for her ex and commit credit card fraud and fat shame the person she threw the tarantula at
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Whaaaaat?
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This sounds specific.
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When a Carnahan closes, a Simonetti opens
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There is now video of The Tarantula Incident, which is also the name of my new band
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🍿🍿🍿Details please!
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Will no one think of the poor arachnid?
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I haven’t lived in MN in over 35 years and I still thought to myself ‘That’s in Edina, isn’t it? Gotta be Edina…’
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"It is unclear whether the person who actually owns the home knew Simonetti rented the room.
At some point, the arrangement became very contentious"
No really?
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Wait what? It's more likely
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Depends. It’s a Republican, right?
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Wait what who where why when.
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We're fat-shaming tarantulas now because of woke
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That’s some straight up Florida Man Energy. I expect nothing less from Edina.
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Stop sending people to the hellscape and post the news here pls www.kare11.com/article/news...
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Florida is a hell of a drug
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Median Minnesota Republican
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I—wait what? Where?
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I need to go back to bed
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Viral enough for bsky to include the link, it’s suburban Minneapolis: www.kare11.com/article/news...
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she really nailed the conservative "describe criminal behavior generically to make it sound harmless" schtick lol THE GOVERNMENT: here's a list of her scams HER: I guess if you forget to hand someone a business card one time the government destroys your life smdh (thx @internethippo.bsky.social )
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