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Deeks 🫶@deeks549.bsky.social |
No one really wants a better smartphone. They just want their dog to live 50 years. Fucking get with it science
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Don Dechert
@dondechert.bsky.social
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Don't leave the kitties out on that.
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WolfLawyer
@wolflawyer.bsky.social
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I'd also like tiny little giraffes that can be house pets.
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Claire est limpide
@doodleslave.bsky.social
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Completely true!
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Fiery
@firehorsep.bsky.social
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Or cat.
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Amadeus
@amadeus.bsky.social
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Capitalism isn't subordinate to science. We will get more dick pills, phone accessories and candle scents because that's where the profits are.
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C.V. Danes
@cvdanes.bsky.social
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Truth.
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Jason D. Salvagni
@trisalvagni.bsky.social
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Jeanne Ball
@saintsrest.bsky.social
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If dogs lived 50 years, I’d be way pickier about which ones I let into my house. Which is probably why I’m unmarried, now that I think about it.
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Avrila, dodging COVID round 2
@ebrillblaiddes.bsky.social
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To give my cats a human lifespan, I would switch to smoke signals.
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KiwiRed
@kiwired.bsky.social
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In this environment? You'd get "Turning your dog into a subscription service"
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T
@redmiller.bsky.social
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Although it's not the same people are already cloning their dogs for $50k a pop 30k a cat.
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Trep
@intrepimid.bsky.social
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My cat turned 17 this month. We almost lost her in January. This post hit hard. I wish she would stay 50 years.
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Alpaca Whacka 🏳️🌈🅱️
@alpacawhacka.bsky.social
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Kait Richardson 🏳️⚧️🥔
@qirenni.com
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I want a cat with mobile data
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Wolfreak76🇨🇦∆ø
@wolfreak76.bsky.social
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Now that I have a Fairphone 5 with a 5 year warranty, and security and Android updates until 2031, and is completely modular for very low cost and easy self done repairs, yeah let's figure out how to get my dog to outlive my phone by a couple of decades.
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Stephen R. Smith
@stephensmith.bsky.social
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And with a system to guarantee transition of care so they’re not left alone if we check out before they do. (The dogs, obviously, not the damn phones).
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Robert Corvid
@robertcorvid.bsky.social
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I'd be OK with 25 yrs and a faster camera.
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Mirel
@miralelian.bsky.social
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Smartphones have kinda hit the point where any improvements are either minute or pointless. If you /need/ better camera quality you should get a dedicated camera. Screens are about as good as they can be without being as big as tablets. Only thing left to improve is battery life (maybe durability).
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Danièle YG
@dygoose.bsky.social
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We also want the battery in our phones to last. But yes, absolutely to the dog thing
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Storlom 🇵🇱🇺🇦🇵🇸
@storlom.bsky.social
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Dogs and other pets living 50 years would be quite problematic imo (and this is why parrots aren't great pets actually) , so it's better to leave things as they are now.
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John Gordon
@johngordon.bsky.social
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If this were actually true we would breed longer lived dogs. (The breed variations suggests we could do 20 years for a 45lb dog) This has always been true but now we could do it faster. People want the dog they love to last 50y, but not the dog they are shopping for.
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atreides nuts
@afivegantenna.bsky.social
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GOD i would be so happy to meet a 35 year old dog, we could talk about the simpsons
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Zen Zero
@xvf17.bsky.social
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But the light’s better over >here<. 😐
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sno*man
@sno-man.bsky.social
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I have a Samsung S9, and I've been looking at upgrading, and it looks more like very expensively "updating", screens aren't as good, memory isn't better, or bigger, no 3.5mm for buds or headphones, camera's actually can do more, but whatever if you get less pixels to see it on the screen...
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Autumn Seybert
@autumnseybert.bsky.social
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A cure for blindness would be awesome too.
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PinkBut420
@cancri.bsky.social
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💯✔️
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Justin Noormand
@justin-noormand.bsky.social
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Hey now. Some of us want our cats to live 50 years.
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@edremy.bsky.social
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Found out tonight my sister just made the appointment for Lap of Love for her dog. This hits too close to home
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Your Honor, pls
@mrmambo.bsky.social
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Goddamn but that's a slam dunk
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D. A. Hosek
@dahosek.bsky.social
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It occurs to me that the last time I upgraded my phone it was kind of like eating that last extra slice of pizza. I didn’t really need it, it kind of made me feel worse, but I did it anyway because I was hoping it would somehow heal the emptiness inside me even though I knew it wouldn’t.
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Ash
@ashhull.bsky.social
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Right! I can always go back to my Trac phone. 😆
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Lilly
@iambookmad.bsky.social
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As someone whose cat passed away on Friday I would like cats to be included in here - although is 50 years long enough?
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Bo
@bodiva.bsky.social
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I’d like cat kidneys to last more than 15 years, please.
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Lorenzo D.
@lorenzodegatos.bsky.social
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Also cats.
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As A Dog-man ☭
@scooterdavis.bsky.social
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Only way we get that is if you can sell subscriptions for your dog
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albassort
@albassort.bsky.social
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I would like my cat to live 70 years, how can I make this happen
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DoubleTrouble
@badboybill69.bsky.social
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If you really want to wow me with technology, then let's get on this
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💉💉💉Kumara📎Republic↙️↙️↙️
@kumararepublic.bsky.social
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Also this:
bsky.app/profile/kuma...
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BraveryTEWalker
@braverytewalker.bsky.social
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I want that, and a flip phone compatible with Spotify and a *fucking* headphone jack. Chuck much of the smartphone garbage out, but I am dependent on my music to function around people.
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Charles King
@cfk1.bsky.social
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Absolutely. Also, cats too.
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Fil
@fsaltao.bsky.social
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True that 🙏
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