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Minneapolis Most people speak using things like their head and walk using things like their feet. Here at Floating in lotus position we are trying things a little different

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Vital investigation by the Post on this. Getting @wedgelive.bsky.social to admit
“It’s not really about the cats” ON RECORD is a real masks-off moment

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RIP Robert Towne, this is still one of the most chilling summaries of the nature of greed I’ve ever encountered in fiction

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i’d love to see the US Army try to stop me, a guy who likes pictures of graffiti

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All people directly responsible for this law should be clamped in irons and forced to row a ship or be else sent to some sort of oversea penal colony

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that feel when your mom wont sign your library affidavit >>>>

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"This plan would allow Loring Park and the Minneapolis Sculpture Garden to connect more seamlessly, making it feel like one grand park instead of two separate ones." streets.mn/2024/07/02/w...

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Can you imagine having social media on the one week when Mussolini was captured (Wednesday), executed (Friday), and Hitler killed himself (Sunday). Glorious

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just watched it again, great every time

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There was, in short, little at all to recommend the man to one’s memory.

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I asked around and the mythical “Wes” was always, I was told, just around the next corner

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Yes, it was a blast! Really well organized, great crowds. And we (and many other EDMers) went to BH after for drag, dancing, and the patio. I actually think we might have just missed each other! Really special thing you got going there.

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the dude who did the “I’m six snickers tall” audition video would ace this

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einstein sent this to curie in 1911 when she was being harassed by tabloids. it contains everything you’d want in such a letter: (1) your haters are trash (2) you’re a baller, a true queen (3) i have determined the statistical law of motion of the diatomic molecule in planck’s radiation field 🧪⚛️

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today years old when i learned “yucatán” is mayan for “i don’t understand what you’re saying”

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RIP to the dude from Crazytown, thank you for dropping “Butterfly” within probably one week of when I first heard of female orgasms. Sealed in harmony forever

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"WHEREAS, Plaintiffs and Defendants stipulate that Defendants shall give 25% of all revenue generated by their AI products trained on Plaintiffs' IP to Plaintiffs,"

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Today in there’s nothing new under the sun: In 1903 a white hotel worker became a right wing celebrity for being fired after refusing to make booker t washington’s bed because he was black and a bunch of people around the country raised thousands of dollars on her behalf

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The central joke in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a race of dipshits building a planet-sized computer to answer the question of "life, the universe, and everything" and then a million years later it says the answer is 42, and somehow that has taken on a William Gibson level of prescience

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a single man living alone in his mansion, but for his personal chef, tsking at a “young lady” for her insouciance... go claim one of your own

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Yes—congrats! Love when that happens.

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They absolutely have, I believe around the time a new designer (Brendon Babenzien) took over as creative director.

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Who are you and why are you on my computer

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Square-Enix, if you're listening: Chrono Trigger in Unicorn Overlord style please

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Me restraining my cat while accepting my pizza delivery.

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Getting some questions about the bill so thought I’d share a little more info

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showed this to the grungler and he agrees

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While everyone’ watching the bill get signed, the True Wolf is already looking off at the horizon… planning the next move…

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Traffic camera discourse rules, the counter argument is entirely “people should be allowed to break laws if they are driving.”

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We use “slikkepott” (shlick-a-put) (Norwegian) for silicone spatulas, very useful as it distinguishes from the flat variety

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[Stan Kelly artist guy in corner of panel with arms crossed] Sugar, ve’re going down.

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Hiding likes by default is one of many features—like allowing paid subscriptions, tipping, requiring all monetized users to verify their age with a government ID, even changing the name to X—that actually make sense if Twitter were making a big move into porn.

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Curious if there any PATRIOTS brave enough to LIKE this post?

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[in Future from "Jersey" voice] nintendo nintendo nintendo

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I know we can all get duped by authentic-looking AI images, but sometimes I really don't understand what's going on at Facebook

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Newly found, elegant cat ladder, this one in Fribourg/Freiburg CH

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First half: this is great! B+ concept, Glenn Powell is having fun, the supporting cast are all great. and steamy sex scenes? me-ow! Second half: WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

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Saw and loved Hit Man. always glad to see Hollywood make a big marquee star movie that the American Mind Cannot Comprehend

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tbh she probably means when he retires

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