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Tim Onion

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Obstacle course!

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Friend Of Justice's avatar Friend Of Justice @bigbadbugsteak.bsky.social
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I'd pay all the currency to run both candidates through a Double Dare course.

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Alice Stevens®'s avatar Alice Stevens® @sickalice.bsky.social
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He has to beat Battletoads for NES with no cheats or warp zones.

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John Minnihan's avatar John Minnihan @jbminn.bsky.social
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he cld illustrate his competence by testing his newly-granted immunity

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Hannah!'s avatar Hannah! @sparklebot.bsky.social
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Oooh can we do it Wipe Out style???

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Jeremy Smith's avatar Jeremy Smith @mrbeaks.bsky.social
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I'm wherever on all of this, but did Biden's team explicitly refer to it as a "grim ultimatum" or words specifically to that effect? If not, this ain't "breaking news". It's punditry.

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PHYSICAL CHALLENGE!

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Gaspar LeMarc's avatar Gaspar LeMarc @gasparlemarc.bsky.social
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Shawn's avatar Shawn @shawnino.bsky.social
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Mortal Kombat!

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Rob Wesley's avatar Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social
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There's an open spot in the hot dog eating contest tomorrow...

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Adam Bonin's avatar Adam Bonin @adambonin.bsky.social
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Ana Marie Cox's avatar Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.bsky.social
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NYT Connections!

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thrillcat's avatar thrillcat @thrillcat.bsky.social
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SJ Elkin's avatar SJ Elkin @textilita.bsky.social
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how about a State of the Union on tv and online?

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もえろ!イナズマキック!! 's avatar もえろ!イナズマキック!! @lmfsilva.bsky.social
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Fort Boyard, he needs to prove he can solve those puzzles.

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Jessalyn Matthews 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar Jessalyn Matthews 🏳️‍⚧️ @foxkidsclub.bsky.social
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Biden running the Eliminator LFGGGGGG

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brockmeyer.bsky.social's avatar brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social
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John Ryan's avatar John Ryan @johnryanwrites.bsky.social
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Daniel's avatar Daniel @yvrdaniel.bsky.social
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The Olympics is just around the corner.

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Lee Randall's avatar Lee Randall @leerandall.bsky.social
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Jack Palance press ups in stage!

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Seen 🏳️‍🌈's avatar Seen 🏳️‍🌈 @seen4.bsky.social
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If you wanna be the next US President you gotta have what it takes Nickelodeon presents a special episode of GUTS

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Al Jourgensen Twink Death's avatar Al Jourgensen Twink Death @baalhisses.bsky.social
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a bloo's avatar a bloo @vlime286.bsky.social
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The Eliminator

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Curtis Wilde's avatar Curtis Wilde @curtis.wilde.one
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Dexter Remmick's avatar Dexter Remmick @ltremmick.bsky.social
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Double Dare!

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BRAK AND BLUE's avatar BRAK AND BLUE @yinkadoubledare.bsky.social
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Golf came up in the debate, make Trump and Biden compete on Holey Moley

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Jimmy Hollis i Dickson 🐸🇵🇸 BDS NOW!🍉💜🌍🌎🌏🖋️📖📚📘's avatar Jimmy Hollis i Dickson 🐸🇵🇸 BDS NOW!🍉💜🌍🌎🌏🖋️📖📚📘 @jimmyhid1.bsky.social
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Spelling Bee, followed by Blind Date.

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Ken Childs's avatar Ken Childs @thekenchilds.com
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Like Phyllis on The Office going through the obstacle course.

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Informema's avatar Informema @informema.bsky.social
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The season 1 finale of Survivor brought in nearly twice the viewership as that of The Apprentice. Just saying.

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Michelle De Groot's avatar Michelle De Groot @troynovaunt.bsky.social
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No no no, it’s obviously to make the perfect beignet soufflé with only the ingredients and Paul’s pared-down recipe

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Skelekate's avatar Skelekate @skelekate.bsky.social
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“I’m Johnny Knoxville and this is Electric Avenue!”

youtu.be/45EtmWCunKc?...

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1(312)GET-BENT's avatar 1(312)GET-BENT @infrasonic.bsky.social
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Challenge Trump to a bike race!

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Fine, roll out the stairs to Air Force 1

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Sarah Weinman's avatar Sarah Weinman @sarahweinman.bsky.social
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Saxophone on Arsenio

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Parker Molloy's avatar Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com
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American Ninja Warrior!

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ptrdo's avatar ptrdo @ptrdo.bsky.social
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Chunch Bunkley's avatar Chunch Bunkley @chunch.bsky.social
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Time to bring back American Gladiators

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The Typist's avatar The Typist @thetypist.bsky.social
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To prove his fitness Biden should challenge Trump to a triathlon.

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Kirk Rudell's avatar Kirk Rudell @rudell.bsky.social
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Ramp race!

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Adam Peter Johnson's avatar Adam Peter Johnson @metaadamjohnson.bsky.social
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Bethany Mannon's avatar Bethany Mannon @drbethany.bsky.social
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Cornhole tournament followed by pub trivia!

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Vince's avatar Vince @chillshorts57.bsky.social
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Next season: Presidential America Ninja Warrior

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KINOPTIKA🐍 Mx 🍉's avatar KINOPTIKA🐍 Mx 🍉 @kinoptika.bsky.social
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Marcea Cazel's avatar Marcea Cazel @marcea.bsky.social
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Presidential Ninja Warrior

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Fix your hearts's avatar Fix your hearts @jnotj.bsky.social
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NFL Combine

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Mike B's avatar Mike B @madhominem.bsky.social
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Dave Brorsen's avatar Dave Brorsen @davebrorsen.bsky.social
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American Ninja President

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Matt Murphy, PhD's avatar Matt Murphy, PhD @mjosmurphy.bsky.social
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Specifically the one at the end of

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Kinda begging for the obstacle course from Mr. Mom.

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David Demchuk 👻 (he/him)'s avatar David Demchuk 👻 (he/him) @daviddemchuk.com
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Chase Burke's avatar Chase Burke @cburke.bsky.social
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Politics ain't beanbag!

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Lil' Dookie's avatar Lil' Dookie @potlandia.bsky.social
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20 mile bike ride

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 kaiwhiu 's avatar  kaiwhiu  @aotearoa-nz.bsky.social
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Olympic Gymnastics Floor Routine!

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