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alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
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harambe shot first
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alber@captainacab.airbud.website |
2062 followers 760 following 4414 posts
i got called tyler once. reposts = official CDC recommendations. he/him
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alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
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harambe shot first
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Minister of Loneliness
@steamymac.bsky.social
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I’m sorry driving a Jeep™️ is 97% of your personality.
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Coach Rusty
@coachrusty.bsky.social
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I was a 4 year letterman in marching band so yeah I'm not afraid to put on the old letter jacket and throw my weight around in the orchestra pit from time to time
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alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
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most important label tbh
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Sweetie π
@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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watched an octopus documentary and the narrator said they sometimes punch fish out of spite and I’ve never been more in love with anything in my life
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alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
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the news never said this bc they were trying to protect his image but harambe had actually pulled a gun
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alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
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LUNCH
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PieGuy
@ilovepie84.bsky.social
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I can’t believe someone ran over my neighbours loud motorcycle tomorrow morning
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alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
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🙏🏻
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alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
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coming out as cis on bluesky dot com
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alygory
@alygory.bsky.social
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On Bluesky you have to do a formal coming out if you’re a cishet white guy.
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alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
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preferably 1 and 2 together
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LENA WIFE
@nebulena.net
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dino fact: an adult Tyrannosaurus rex could be as tall as 2.822 Shaqs! really makes you think doesn’t it
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Jimmy Two Hands
@jimmytwohands.bsky.social
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mom, dad, I’m a cishet white guy
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alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
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i’m sorry you had to find out this way, sage
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Sage 🏳️⚧️
@trans.bsky.social
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mrw i find out two of my oldest moots have been cishet men this whole time
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alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
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believe it or not there are exactly two cishets on bluesky
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alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
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your honor, before we proceed any further i feel bound by my duty to justice and the truth and must inform the prosecutor that she has been cross-examining a cishet this whole time
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
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you’ve been riffing with two
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alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
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if you can suck yourself off in a lucid dream you can in real life if you believe enough
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alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
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i know it’s dangerous but the boobonic plague sounds so cool
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alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
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as soon as i’m done shidding
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alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
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whoever told the very first joke was unhinged af
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alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
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fuckin gottem
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Bsky Kreuger
@lammatic.hellthread.vet
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Lololol no way this worked
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alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
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1 but it has 7 fingers
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alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
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as in it uses way more energy than it was worth
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alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
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he’s a 10 but he’s got a.i. dick
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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sorry i asked if the photo of your kid was “that fucked up AI stuff”
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alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
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i’m an immovable object in the sense that i have no emotions and basically sit around all day
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K. A. “Kick Åss” Pillë
@keithpille.bsky.social
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Your move, Hemingway
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alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
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a rare W for ya boi tyler/trevor
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Jerry Chen
@jcsalterego.bsky.social
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agreeing with tyler/trevor
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alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
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as a kid i always thought the preacher was saying a dollar tree is bad so i just assumed god only likes rich people
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alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
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capitalism was a mistake
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alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
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wtf
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alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
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hot singles in your area want to know if your power is out too
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alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
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tayy the bug
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alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
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unrelated: tayy how are you a psychic AND a cleric, in this economy?
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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d's joke (tayy's version)
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alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
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i take offense at this. i also blasted euphoria and meet the grahams
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alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
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i didn’t get it, tayy’s version was funnier
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alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
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this would have made the movie, which is already perfect, way better
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alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
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yeah you fuckin loser did you mOmMyy make that spaghetti?? it looks terrible, like you still live with your mom hahaha *starts sobbing thinking about his own estrangement from his mom*
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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[Eminem's rap battle opponent] nice vomit on your sweater, did your mom make it for you?
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alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
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getting diagnosed with time of death is probably a huge bummer
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Sweetie π
@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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Look, I just want an element named after me and to solve a murder mystery on train I really don’t think that’s too much to ask
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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All dishes are disposable if you’re depressed enough.
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