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Dook of URL

@dookofurl.bsky.social

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Lost my mind, but found another
He/him/they, don’t tell my mother

formerly psychonic, rhymed with ironic, but looked like “psycho nic” & idk who that is

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Dook of URL 's avatar Dook of URL @dookofurl.bsky.social
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happy independence day, this is shaping up to be a fantastic read already, go get one!

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Wilbur72's avatar Wilbur72 @wilbur72.bsky.social
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This meeting could have been an email about drinking a Mike’s Hard Lemonade in Poundtown.

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don’t talk to me until i’ve won my lottery

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Timothy's avatar Timothy @herooftim.bsky.social
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An autistic man was wrongfully convicted 20 yrs ago & put on death row for his kid’s death based on a now discredited theory
Hospital staff judged his autistic traits as signs of guilt
Read more & Sign here to help stop the Oct 17 execution of Robert Roberson an innocent autistic father
#SignalBoost

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dead & co. @ the sphere was terrific, but this is still the best bang for your buck in vegas, hands down pinballmuseum.org

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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini 's avatar The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social
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i thought that neil guy was bean dad i stg

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Jay in NH's avatar Jay in NH @jayinnh.bsky.social
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There’s no “I” in “team” but there’s two in “teamicity!”

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Arash Mohebbi's avatar Arash Mohebbi @thatoldbear.bsky.social
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hehehe this is Free Enterprise at its finest. "WHat can we do? My statues of the Virgin Mary arent selling like they used to...<sees LGBTQ flag and an ad for Spiderman> OH WAIT A SECOND"

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sir, i will buy all the spidervirgin-marymen you have available, please

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don’t forget extrajudicial murder for non compliance

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i guess papa clarence didn’t get enough sugar

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George 's avatar George @cinema-diorama.bsky.social
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Just checked my sent folder and discovered that I accidentally submitted my erotic poetry to Ranger Rick.

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Adorable Assassin Ace's avatar Adorable Assassin Ace @assassin-ace.wtf
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give your delivery drivers business cards to your local Teamsters Go to your local Teamsters and ask what they're doing for Amazon right now (some locals need to hang back depending on the current climate of the area, please be patient), ask what you can do to help let's organize 💪🏼

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if this is the most blatant misinformation to be uncritically shared on the internet today, consider yourself fucking blessed

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💙🩵Chloe🩵💙's avatar 💙🩵Chloe🩵💙 @poshcloset1000.bsky.social
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Enough with the lecture, Chloe, just get meowtta here already..

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Coach Rusty's avatar Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social
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My boss accused me of Quiet Quitting even though I’m literally shooting off bottle rockets in the parking deck right now

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Cap’n Watsisname's avatar Cap’n Watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social
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No shame for my candidate, Hologram Old Dirty Bastard.

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Lynn of the Fae's avatar Lynn of the Fae @auberon.bsky.social
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No one has to remind or convince me who to vote for come November. I will do what is Right, but Jfc, it's crushing to know my generation will live and die without ever governing anything meaningful due to our small numbers while two geriatrics fight over fucking golf as the world burns and floods

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Miss Suzy's avatar Miss Suzy @sqrlymofo.bsky.social
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I see you've figured out I smile a lot when you engage me online. Can't wait to see me on your block list two years from now.

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Pot Shop Boy's avatar Pot Shop Boy @potshopboy.bsky.social
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At 1k followers I'm going to shove this red hot poker up my dickhole.

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Jay's avatar Jay @jaycubed2k.bsky.social
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Considering a rebrand to the guy who replies "This definitely happened" on all the obviously made-up posts being passed off as true stories

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🐝 🅱️ ⭕️🅿️🔥's avatar 🐝 🅱️ ⭕️🅿️🔥 @beallyoucanbop.hellthread.cc
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the gang could wade boggs, but they could never dock ellis

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Captain Chaos's avatar Captain Chaos @captainchaos.bsky.social
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"I caught the ball and I was like 'ooh I just made a touchdown'"

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edith & archie bunker in my head singing rn

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“what happened to yesterday?” preach on, Dock

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i wish i could celebrate, but given the state of the news, it’s just another reminder of how much farther we’re moving away from excellence

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And He Joked Again's avatar And He Joked Again @andyjokedagain.bsky.social
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Sorry, I'm busy writing a joke for Bluesky that no one will like

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Klovar [0 gold] (swashbuckler)'s avatar Klovar [0 gold] (swashbuckler) @klovar.cc
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i had a hoop installed on my car and got arrested for dunk driving

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Dook of URL 's avatar Dook of URL @dookofurl.bsky.social
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did she know you had a daughter?

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*Steven Wright voice into phone* You’ve heard turn the beat around by Vicky Sue Robinson Heaven on the seventh floor le freak by chic fly Robin fly by the Silver connection and now number five OOGA CHAKA OOGA OOGA OOGA CHAKA OOGA OOGA OOGA CHAKA OOGA etc

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oh, wait, i get it now! i was just thinking about this the other day, too…

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lol, ok, it’s definitely bedtime

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