Alright, youre new here, so lemme tell you how it works. On this site, we are all Blue Mages. We can only use magic stolen from other users. We win arguments by posting lists of our health problems. And we Never. Quote tweet. Doulas
Jul 19, 2023 at 17:59 UTC
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“We win arguments by posting lists of our health problems”
Don’t gloss over that one, let it sink in
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*skeet
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we win arguments by posting lists of our health problems💀
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Thank you Mr Wint blue mages were always my favorite in the final fantasy gamss
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Glory to Dril!
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sorry u have to read these replies look at this pic instead
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Look I took several ranks in the “look at the guy’s likes and make fun of his porn history” feat and now I find out it’s useless here?
This Dungeon Master sucks AND he’s a relentless airplane fetishist.
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Welcome to the team.
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This wasn't in the terms and services...!
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We ARE mages using stolen magic! Oh my god.😂
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please wint stop following me everywhere i go
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Go Birds
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heard u got cancelled thats rough hope all is well
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mog was the best blue mage asshole
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this place is noticeably 10x better with dril posts and it's because dril posts ARE sex work
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anxiety. flat feet. acne (all over. all. over)… depression. gamer.
(Ok guys did I win the argument???)
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This Sage has the power of thunder and winds, by seizing the Mandate of Heaven
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My scholiosis hurts :(
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Welcome back king
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I’d like to win an argument about banana production under socialism so I’m legally blind and currently have bursitis.
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Me posting
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Sometimes we quote skeet, though.
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I’m also struggling to get to level 80.
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wait, specifically what changed for you to stop with your "posting strike" on this site that began with literally your second post here while the first one was nine weeks earlier? did jack drop some cash nearby and magically all of the apparent racism that you said was everywhere suddenly vanished?😕
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You changed
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Cool argument, unfortunately I have fibromyalgia
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I will never Back the Blue Mages
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Kinda triggering my colitis rn ngl
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But we never talk about that pain in that place that should not be named!!
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Post your ffxiv character
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so you're mocking doulas now? you can't do this. I looked up to you
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some doulas might be sex workers, did you think of that asshole???
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Thank you sir for all your free labor
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and if you call it a tweet you lose your powers for 12 hours
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Unfortunately i just joined the platform, that’s crazy 😅
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I have an urpy tummy so my ice spells are 21% more powerful as long as I do not take a Tums modifier.
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mana sink
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nah if you used this site for one fucking minute you would know its actually called QuoteBlueing. @dril.bsky.social you are a poser. YOU WILL.NEVER BE WORTHY
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@nailbomb3.bsky.social
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Yes sir!!
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ebola
medieval german dance to death plague
feline aids
inexplicable yet palpable fear of people named geoff
childbearing hips *simultaneous twins
vampirism* looked in mirror, couldn't see myself but also turned out it wasn't a mirror
projectile diarrhea
possessed by Sumerian demons
i win
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"signed. sealed. delivered."
a terrible joke only a doula would tell
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what data center are you on
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Oooooh i win! About to start chemo for colon cancer and might have a recurrence of breast cancer.
I think 2 cancers @ once deserve a win. And I deserve another glass of wine. 🍷
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Doulas like the Hannah Gadsby special?
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ooh when doula bsky finds out about this...
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I have kidney disease never tell me I am wrong.
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@fagot.gay
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THE VOID DOES NOT STEAL MAGIC
THE VOID ENCOMPASSES ALL
THIS CONCLUDES THE VOIDCAST
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I agree to this.
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Final fantasy core wtf
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But Blue Mages only go up to level 80, and that's with the new patch. Every other job class on this site has a level cap on 90, and I don't wanna get curb stomped by some dragoon.
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hi dad
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DRIL I KEEP TRYING TO LOAD YOUR POSTS BUT IT SAYS THEY DOESNT EXIST
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I used to be an adventurer until I took an arrow to the knee.
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Does it have to be physical health or is mental health fair game too
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That's what you think. I'm a Fighter, an expert in Sword-chucks and only one spell: the Fighterdouken.
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I didn't realize I was amongst my people
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i’m a time mage
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oh the replies to this are going to be very normal
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The deeper you sink the hook, the more i love you
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Tweaked my back :(
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you’re even less funny on here than you are on twitter. sam hyde had a better adult swim show than you
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Thank you for this tutorial
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Don’t forget to
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I have terrible diseases and no magic, halp
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They are birthing your ass on Doula Bsky.
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I'm only here for the doulas and their battles
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Where are the ender dragons up in this place
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as a doula,
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hello fellow homosexual
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pretty disgusted you think this irreverence will save you. HelpfulAlly and BisexualHusband put together a thread on your various sins already. the noose draws tight
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all right
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the Bob Ducca gambit
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This is the skeet that'll break the site
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Had no idea what a doula was so I interpreted this as never quote tweet period followed by doulas as some closing motto for blue mages like excelsior
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I never knew dril was a Final Fantasy person.
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I am so happy to see your blurry face here
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Ok listen. Hear me out.
What if my argument is a list of health problems that I've cured by eating literal dog shit? And this 'magic' I performed was because I borrowed people's 'spells' where they curesed me and told me to "eat shit'??
What then, wint, what then?
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who are you?
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*quote skeet
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screaming
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what's your favorite final fantasy
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Charles Barkley walks into a bar wearing a suit of armor made of Bud Light cans
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Lol
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Whats a 'tweet'?
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Okay I get how it works now, just like irl
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I’m just here to beat savage and get my morbol mount.
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Knows what a blue mage is? Knows blue mages "steal" magic. Final Fantasy nerd detected. This is going on your permanent record.
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Doulas 😂
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Ludicrous. I would never turn to blue magery
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