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@dril.bsky.social

Im inventing a new type of Prayer that will piss God off less than normal prayers do

May 22, 2024 at 21:10 UTC

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Lolo Upstart @foxymoxie.bsky.social
[ View ] May 22, 2024 at 22:35 UTC

God's a narcissist so just ignore them.

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Caliban Darklock @cdarklock.bsky.social
[ View ] May 22, 2024 at 21:30 UTC

I was obligated to reskeet

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Daniela @thechrona.bsky.social
[ View ] May 22, 2024 at 21:12 UTC

Prayer+, powered by wint

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rifka the unhinged fat activist @rifka.bsky.social
[ View ] May 23, 2024 at 00:12 UTC

the Non Botherer is inherently beatific

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yes, slutbomb @slutbomb.bsky.social
[ View ] May 22, 2024 at 21:10 UTC

maybe open with a joke

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Jo_clever_ke @insidejoke.bsky.social
[ View ] May 22, 2024 at 21:25 UTC

What if we address Him with a cool nickname to start, like "Dudeman" or "Mr FourLoko?"

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Dëad Børkchettå @deadbarchetta.bsky.social
[ View ] May 23, 2024 at 02:17 UTC

That's half the fun though

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Peter Wynne-Jones @wynnep.bsky.social
[ View ] May 23, 2024 at 07:01 UTC

Pity there is no such thing as "God"

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Gloomy Gus @gloomygus.bsky.social
[ View ] May 22, 2024 at 21:16 UTC

Thank you for everything you do for us Sir

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Just tired of the propaganda @mega1meyers.bsky.social
[ View ] May 22, 2024 at 23:04 UTC

Too late. Sky Karen will hate me forever.

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Whim Gruent @whimgruent.bsky.social
[ View ] May 23, 2024 at 02:45 UTC

Dear God, Amen.

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Flakey Foont @flakyfoont.bsky.social
[ View ] May 22, 2024 at 21:29 UTC

leave what you want out of it is my advice

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Dawn Alene 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @dawnalene.bsky.social
[ View ] May 24, 2024 at 00:08 UTC

Ahhh… so your god is an angry god.

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David A .B.Rooke @davidrke.bsky.social
[ View ] May 23, 2024 at 01:03 UTC

You mean you've invented silent motionless unwritten and unthought prayers! Wow I love it👍😁

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Mhurgle (Zappa d'Killa-Kloon) @mhurgle.bsky.social
[ View ] May 22, 2024 at 21:55 UTC

but are they automatic?

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NK JJB @neiljrm.bsky.social
[ View ] May 22, 2024 at 23:59 UTC

Hey Omnipotent Entity.. How's it going?

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We're Skroob @pseudonymble.bsky.social
[ View ] May 23, 2024 at 00:13 UTC

I call those "deeds"

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Ryan @ryandstout.bsky.social
[ View ] May 22, 2024 at 22:23 UTC

Just write your prayer down as a note, that way he can read it if and when he wants, no pressure Shove it into the wall of a church, and he can pull it out and read it when a sermon gets boring

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Kirsten @k-a-aitch.bsky.social
[ View ] May 23, 2024 at 00:15 UTC

God demands more ASMR prayers where they also do their hair and makeup

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Norma Jane @normajane.bsky.social
[ View ] May 22, 2024 at 23:40 UTC

Cool. Cool

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Evo Daily @evodaily.bsky.social
[ View ] May 23, 2024 at 00:12 UTC

Bunch of people are already praying for trucks with balls to simultaneously blow up and Trump to end up penniless and stay cognitive enough to realize it. You have options Wint😉

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Gerry Valliere @theairbear2000.bsky.social
[ View ] May 22, 2024 at 23:42 UTC

He'd approve.

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Matt Sands @bayouboi.bsky.social
[ View ] May 22, 2024 at 21:11 UTC

that's quite a challenge

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@doctorbob.bsky.social
[ View ] May 22, 2024 at 21:31 UTC

So you’re anti Catholic?

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Spookums 🦖 @everspookums.bsky.social
[ View ] May 23, 2024 at 00:16 UTC

I only pray for bad things to happen to good people. God fucking loves those.

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@rwcjesse.bsky.social
[ View ] May 22, 2024 at 21:27 UTC

I've heard opening with "Rub a dub dub" works well.

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Chris @jazzhandmedowns.bsky.social
[ View ] May 22, 2024 at 21:16 UTC

As long as you don't open the prayer telling the guy you know where he lives and you demand bread, it'll be smooth sailing from there.

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Bo @bodiva.bsky.social
[ View ] May 22, 2024 at 21:36 UTC

You mean not praying to win? Not thanking for athletic prowess and winning? No suggesting by inference that the loser just didn’t pray hard enough, often enough, well enough?

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