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The Ever-Upvoted Goldmask@amagire.bsky.social |
Serial killer on TV: - extremely smart - also, cunning like an animal - charismatic but cold β troubled childhood - operatic sensibilities - can only be caught by the greatest detective Serial killer IRL: - just a cop - a regular cop - cops won't stop him because he is a cop
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sal12.bsky.social
@sal12.bsky.social
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Yep! Cops are serial killers.
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Kategod ππ§Ώπ¦π
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@kategodart.bsky.social
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if they aren't cops, they're strong cop fanboys and the cops will also not do anything about them
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Angry Allosaurus
@angryallosaurus.bsky.social
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Sometimes they're not cops but they target a demographic cops DGAF about. Sex workers, queer people, poor black people, etc. π
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Elder Mike
@eldermike.bsky.social
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I had an uncle, never spent a day in prison for murder. The police have always been dumb!
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duckfarts
@duckfarts.bsky.social
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Greenwich Mean Slime
@greenwichmeanslime.bsky.social
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I used to be grimly fascinated with serial killers and true crime, like a lot of people, until I realised that just about every single real-life story of criminal genius was actually a story of police incompetence
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Fabulous Abomination
@fababomination.bsky.social
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Exactly.
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CJ the Awkward
@awkwardleftycj.bsky.social
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I want to say the zodiac killer was an exception to the intelligence thing because of the cipher he created that no one in law enforcement could crack, but then I remembered that a high school teacher did it in a weekend.
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Carl Marx
@ishigh.lol
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Operatic sensibilities Im not even sure I know what it means but it sure is a great combination of words
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Theobius
@theobius.bsky.social
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Yes, I profile them
RCMP Chief Superintendent Warren Brown is APOI
bsky.app/profile/theo...
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Perfect Orb π
@perfectorb.bsky.social
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There has been maybe 1 or 2 actual genius serial killers, most all of them got away with it for as long as they did due to cops being lazy fucking bastards when not violent fucking bastards
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Alli Thomas
@alliartist.bsky.social
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Gimme the acab show where the bad guy is ALWAYS a cop and you just get to guess which one each time.
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fire at static valley
@atalantafugiens.fursona.club
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A lot of popular media tries to conflate the Hollywood idea of a serial killer to real-life autistic traits and itβs always sat really poorly with me
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Stewart
@globalvariables.net
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nicknamed βkillerβ by his colleagues
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Robert Szasz π
@rszasz.bsky.social
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TV serial killer: Dexter Real life serial killer: Doakes
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Bible Blackbelt
@estrusflask.bsky.social
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Who is the guy who was head of an HOA or whatever and made a woman put her dog down?
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Chat Sauvage
@chasovaj.bsky.social
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Stephen King's The Dead Zone -sheriff: pls Johnny help me catch this serial rapist-killer -Johnny: alright the perp is your deputy right in front of me with a badge and a gun readers: OMG how can he imagine such complex stories
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CisHet Billionaire
@bennettelder.net
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I want someone to do a cover of no doubt but Iβm just a cop
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@stote.bsky.social
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See also: -multiple women report suspicious man -prostitutes turn up dead -cops donβt have time for any of that
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Mark
@marksimploding.bsky.social
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I once got arrested in the middle of the night, long story, but I was sick and took some cold meds. Was so confused from the meds and sleep I couldnβt even comprehend what was going on. I told the cops, they said everyone on the force drops cold pills nightly. He was dead serious.
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