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Dylan

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I've been called a greasy thug too

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It's so funny that the Yankees strategy for roster construction is "about 3-4 of the best guys in the league and a bunch of talentless morons who may not know how to play baseball"

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I'm watching 24 Hour Party People instead

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Roku is insistent that I watch something called The Real Bros Of Simi Valley: The Movie

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Creapeau with the insane redemption lmao

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game of the century

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even as someone of Canadian heritage, I must stand with Venezuela here

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one of the funniest goals I've ever seen in the Canada/Venezuela game

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Oh yeah, these are going on the stop signs in the neighborhood

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the kids (Germany/Spain and France/Portugal) had their fun, now it's time for real football (Canada/Venezuela)

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this is some shit the coach of a cellar dwelling SEC team says before getting clobbered by Alabama 54-7

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I feel like I truly don't understand the business world bc my understanding was that cedar fair had the good parks while six flags has been horribly ran for decades. and yet six flags soldiers on here. it's like how the discovery guys are all running WB now. None of this shit makes sense.

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just learned that six flags bought cedar fair....why aren't theme park guys up in arms about this monopoly

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It's so funny that Ronaldo got hurt the only time he won an international title

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It's so funny that Portugal brought him along for some reason as if he hasn't clearly sucked for a couple years now

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The paradox of Zuck is that he is extremely uncool but almost tautologically cooler than anyone posting about how uncool he is

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Clint Eastwood stars as Dirty Harry Callahan in The Dead Pool vs Wolverine

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Happy anniversary to one of my favorite replies

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British news is indecipherable

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Big Foe winning the first set against Carlitos....America is so back

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Don't have to go into work until later... watching Wimbledon....this is what it's all about folks

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I think this is a safe space to admit that I for some reason put a 12 pack of coke on a burner last night, and then accidentally turned the wrong burner on when heating up my kettle while making instant oatmeal this morning. Now all my cokes have a burning smell.

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lmao I think I just saw the answer

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if VAR calls this off I am going to die

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Enner Valencia is cooked beyond belief, my god

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absolute scenes on 10 Downing St, lads.

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Fox trying to cook a "why are people calling for Portugal to bench Ronaldo and not for Argentina to bench Messi?" narrative while Messi shows why he's still insanely valuable to Argentina. lmao.

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I have some brats I'm cooking in a bit

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Wanna watch some matches you probably missed today? Fuck you, we're airing a Todd Martin interview instead.

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juno. stump ($190/$250)'s avatar juno. stump ($190/$250) @juno.bsky.social
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R A T B EE F

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This is the classic rock radio station I would sometimes listen to when I was a kid

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Been watching the Wimbledon replays on Tennis Channel over the last couple of days, it rocks so much that the TV dedicated to tennis that also has a monopoly on the sport hates actually showing tennis

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spending the 4th the way the founding fathers intended: watching A Bucket of Blood

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Burst out laughing at this post, nearly dropped my phone

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If you think Jaws is scary for not really showing the shark, you should check out spielberg's other films. they don't show the shark at all

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So I hoped to never do this again. My income will be 500 dollars less this month unexpectedly (stressfully I am now told this may happen “sometimes”) I’ve budgeted bills and essentials for the regular amount. If anyone is able to spare a couple bucks to help bridge the gap my venmo is @oniram48

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July 4th is very rough on my dog (he is a royalist and considers George Washington a traitor)

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happy independence day. now more than ever we must redouble our efforts to arrest harrison ford

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Found one of the Minions in my trash and got animal control to take it away. They're actually really dangerous and have a lot of diseases

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would like to thank the Baltimore Orioles

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Not that I'm complaining, keep it up through September buddy!

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