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Maybe he's born with it, maybe it's Fentanyl

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Oh it's days like this i'm glad I work from home again.

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i think they should put that bill and ted 3 in the movie theaters now because we couldnt all go see it together due to quaranting from the respiratory plague

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(Via Ben Ansell from the other place)

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chopping up fat lines of right wingers counting their french nazi eggs before that shit hatched. im getting fucked up tonight boy

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Thanks to movie twitter being more derange by the day, i'm now watching Michael Mann's third best movie.

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And you expect me to boost this post?

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i dunno, i'm going straight to punching him in the face.

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I never wanted anything more in my life.

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let me ask you this, is it more in the tone of Pearl or X?

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A friend of mine really considered this route once with her boyfriend at the time.

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For a man known for leaking horrible things from our leaders, you think he would noticed the whole "eating a dog" aspect.

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Bill Corbett 's avatar Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social
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The real hero of this day, and any day

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Ian Boudreau's avatar Ian Boudreau @iboudreau.bsky.social
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The name "Dr Disrespect" is definitely ironic in hindsight but the other thing is that if you had to design a child molester costume from first principles, that's what it would look like

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Landoooooo!'s avatar Landoooooo! @elwaldorf.bsky.social
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I have a feeling that's what you need, pool day.

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Anyways, that store closed this year, but seeing we have another one like 5 minutes away, it was kinda inevitable.

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I worked at a CVS, and we had a front and back entrance to store, the back more likely to have thefts to happen. When we got the self service counters, my boss wanted to put one there so he had someone keeping an eye out. Higher ups instead removed a regular counter, and said to reduce works hours.

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*Pretending not to know who Alex Ross is* Psh, this kid doesn't have a career at all!

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You, the person who didn't watch

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He's knows that crowd well because he is one of them.

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First thing Gita sees on the plane.

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mtv used to be great, you'd put it on and watch a video by echo and the bunnymen, then see a small cartoon based on a charles burns comic, then another video. maybe a good one! now it is just rob dyrdek's 24/7 distressed asset marathon

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🚨weasel in my yard🚨

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Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️‍🌈's avatar Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper.bsky.social
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*Mitch Hedberg voice* This used to be a drug dealer's car. It still is, but it used to be one also

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Landoooooo!'s avatar Landoooooo! @elwaldorf.bsky.social
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Been together for a very long time.

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Damn, Donald Sutherland has died. Still, good life, good run. Wild that a whole generation plus will know him mostly for The Hunger Games, whereas *we* all know his major turn as Cid in Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within or Merrick in the Buffy movie.

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Another solid post boys. One of these days, you might even get it out before the stream starts.

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Yes, my morning toast post made it.

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Iirc, SNL had a skit after the pretzel incident that was basically making fun of domestic abuse.

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Crystal House's avatar Crystal House @abbytoir.bsky.social
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I hope your day is filled with

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Thing is, that was the last game's biggest issue, and while badass that new game looks, I'm not sure iD learned that lesson.

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Bless that giant freak Porziņģis

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lol jesus. look at all them sea puppies

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