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Ancient femboy • He/they • 💙@knifejogger💙 • I got that turn-based combat autism

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Spread rumours the UK has oil & wait for the US to invade

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A tooth fairy that installs larger, better, sharper teeth as you sleep.

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They’re scared of being mauled to death by trump supporters

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Who wants to glowpost 🙋‍♀️🙋‍♂️🙋🙋‍♂️🙋🙋‍♀️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♀️🙋🙋‍♂️🙋‍♀️🙋🙋‍♀️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♀️🙋🙋‍♂️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♂️🙋 Who wants to risk their lives ending the lives of the corrupt:

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Scientists develop new Weirder Al Yankovic

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STEPHEN A: Skip I want to ADDRESS this presidential immunity issue. [BAYLESS nods] You KNOW that the President is not above the law… BAYLESS: Absolutely STEPHEN A: BUT!!

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Are we sure more for-life positions is the answer?

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Bill Simmons voice: are blowjobs having a moment?

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[z o e m] sea bat actual 's avatar [z o e m] sea bat actual @zoem.me
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mood

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They’re scared of being spammed with “dei candidate”

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Man they put the Greek alphabet in Roman order

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Claire Willett's avatar Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social
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I like how the Sigma Male is just David Tennant in “Good Omens”

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they're pivoting to word games because real journalism is scawwy

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Humanity when the hitchhikers’ guide to the galaxy becomes real: haha yeah! Yessss! Humanity when the torment nexus becomes real: well this sucks. What the fuck

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130 injured, 61 dead

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You used to be able to listen to a podcast by only hitting the Skip 30 button once to bypass the ads. Now you gotta mash Skip 30 until you hear intro music

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Orphan Black crushes its 1st season as well as any show could hope to (Community, Breaking Bad, Yugioh)

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Me to my girlfriend during the Stanley Cup when the Stanley Cup is on screen: that’s the Stanley Cup

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This is less of a scam than Akon’s fake wakanda

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Joseph Fink's avatar Joseph Fink @planetoffinks.bsky.social
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Turning on Netflix, hitting "skip recap", then "skip intro", then "skip episode", then turning off Netflix

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If this were twitter I could call the PS5 a video game system and get 10k likes easy

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They announced the death of Willie Mays during the Mariners broadcast the other day and my wife said "I thought he died a long time ago." After a bit of back and forth my BIL and I figured out she thought they meant Billy Mays as if that was something they would announce during a baseball broadcast

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there are many reasons a girl may experience ego death. sometimes the world feels harsh cruel and unforgiving. sometimes her best just isn't good enough. sometimes the world around her seems unreachable and distant. sometimes the Yankees win a baseball game.

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baseball Bluesky: Why do the dodgers have an off day today?

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Biblically accurate piñata

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Slay the Spire came out. And then 75 thousand copies of it got made

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Since you play as Zelda the game is actually called Legend of Link

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Boston's title drought has finally ended

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They do the freakiest shit in bed

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the magma's leaking in again

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guy who says "It was like my 9/11" but for positive events because he owns an airport x-ray machine company.

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The bleach ad was scary

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For real though if I was a poor ass Toad living in the Mushroom Kingdom and saw Mario playing tennis with Bowser I’d be like “despite their pretend disagreements there really is only the uniparty”

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"careful! that mushroom's venomous" "ha!" he scoffed, "i think you mean pois-" just then, the toadstool leapt up and sunk its fangs into his throat

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wild that as conservative media has eaten a 40% drop in traffic the nyt has decided to… run the exact same shit as conservative media

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First ever Connections solution with proper difficulty order Connections Puzzle #368 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪

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Hey man if you’re gonna post here you gotta add alt text or they kill you with hammers

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paper mario update: won an ultra shroom from the happy lucky lottery on day 21

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A life you chose for yourself by trying to be the same person here that you were there

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I hate you. I wish I could hate you to death

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Jana H-S (they/she)'s avatar Jana H-S (they/she) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social
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We Need A Disney Princess With Dirt In Her Teeth And Blood Under Her Fingernails We Need A Disney Princess With Too Many Bones We Need A Disney Princess Whose Eyes Rotate In Perfect Time Like A Lighthouse Over Treacherous Seas We Need A Disney Princess With An Insatiable Maw That Swallows Cities

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The Lakers thought they could get Dan Hurley with Gabe Davis money. LMAOOOOO poverty franchise

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Saw another one today

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