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Grandpa Dave

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North Idaho Elitist

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The largely silent ad, which will reportedly air in battleground states across the country, features a sequence of headshots depicting politicians, former Trump White House officials, journalists, and seemingly random average Americans with big red X’s over their faces.

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Correct decision otherwise almost every president could be found guilty of war crimes.

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I expect a 2nd follower any day now, bro.

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I have a kumquat tree in Idaho (almost Canada) that produces 1-2 dozen fruit in the winter. It's in a big planter so I bring it inside during the cold months and I have a grow light.

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Our Front Page:

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Biden had many opportunities to call out Trump on his BS, but barely knew what was going on. Don't blame the refs for a lousy game.

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Report: Nuclear War Sounds Fucking Amazing Right Now

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Biden Advisors Think Strategy To Do Zero Prep And Keep Biden Awake For Past 72 Hours Working Great

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Dana Bash Reminds Biden He Has 40 Seconds Of Life Remaining

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I wish Assange would spend one night in Solly's old villa.

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"I know it sounds crazy, but I have absolutely zero urge to turn on my TV tonight."

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87%: Average viewer’s blood pressure spike. 135,000,000: American adults who were apparently worse choices for president. 73: Undecided votes at stake.

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No matter the insanity coming out of Trump's mouth, MAGA will think he won.

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Sir, would you rather be on top of Cybertruck in the ocean or swimming with a shark?

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I wrote a thing: "Louisiana is the latest Ground Zero for christofacist fuckery" — the zealots are just getting started. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

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Just saw the 10 Commandments on display outside the courthouse in St. Maries, ID. Go get 'em ACLU. After that there's another display by the city hall in Hayden, ID. #ffs

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My guess is that after the debate on Thursday there will be a flood of Americans Googling how to get residency in Australia and Canada.

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BREAKING: the perfect running mate for the convicted felon has now been identified

"Michigan state Rep. Neil Friske (R-Charlevoix) was arrested early Thursday morning after he reportedly chased a stripper with a gun after a disagreement the two had."
heartlandsignal.com/2024/06/20/m...

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If Musk donated $100 to a Trump "charity", Trump would shut up about EVs.

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"If he were smart, he’d at least have put on light, loose-fitting clothing before he went outside. And maybe if he followed the news, he would know to schedule his activities so he’s not outdoors during the hottest part of the day."

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He may use the gag order to get out of the debate.

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Yeah, no, he ain't gonna debate sleepy Joe.

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What do we want? End civilization! When do we want it? Now!

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Long story short, Trump is pro-battery.

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I can see it now...Merchan gives Trump a "High Achiever" award consisting of gold plated truck nuts.

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Trump is perfectly fine. He knows the difference between a giraffe 🦒 and an elephant 🐘.

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I feel for all the rapists, thieves, and serial killers that will have to live with Bannon.

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Trump's finances have been in shambles many times. In the 1990s he told Sir Richard Branson that he'd made a list of 10 friends and bankers that would no longer return his calls, and that he would exact revenge. Branson said it was a waste of energy. #trump

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Republicans, please don't impeach Merrick "I see nothing" Garland, else Biden might have to replace him with an effective Attorney General.

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Solly was cringing when Ritter said that dropping one nuke would lead to the end of civilization. Not consistent with state propaganda.

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