Today I saw a muscle guy video on tiktok and he literally said, “who wouldn’t want to have skin that looks like a hard cock” and I was like, “I think lots of people.” Then 3 videos later he was in the hospital with a heart attack induced by his steroids and it was really quite a roller coaster.
Jul 02, 2023 at 22:14 UTC
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I can’t wait to use the phrase “cock skin” at my next social event.
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hey real talk that's the worst way i've ever heard that aesthetic described and i know it's usually described as "vascular" so
you know
damb
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Cock veins are icky, worst part of cocks
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I need to know which guy????
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We love you Hank, but I think the internet has ruined your brain. Don't worry, it ruined mine too.
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This reminds me of the liver guy who actually took steroids to get a massive bod
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Link?!
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That's why I refuse to be muscular for more than 4 hours.
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Oh no! Human Boner Man is ill?
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Personally I don't understand why anyone wouldn't want to have really soft squishy skin but I guess that's why I started estrogen and suppressed my body's natural steroid production
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This is the Hank we’re here for!
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I got rope-veins on my arms when I lost a decent amount of weight and took up metalsmithing. The creepiest thing about it is how nurses look at my arms now. I can hear their inner dialog "I could fit a Wide Bore into that so easy!"
Does make for easy quick blood donations though.
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That sounds like he took too many viagras lawl.
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Should really lay off the RFK jr vids.
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It's nuts how people that look the strongest are the unhealthiest
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Okay, this is epic
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Did his entire body have a slight bend to the right?
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A running motif in Bret Easton Ellis’s “Glamorama” was male models saying to each other, “Nice veins - they yours?”
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I mean, the pills do say to consult a doctor if getting swole lasts more than 4 hours.
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Actually *I* wouldn't want to 1. Have that, or 2. Be on that. Or 3. Yikes! 😳
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C'mon, really?
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I would rather walk around looking like water melon rind than either look like a hard cock or shave a steroid induced heart attack
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What these blokes forget is that as they get bigger, their dicks look smaller. Especially in those gaudy posing pouches.
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..wh ... what. What.
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I prefer to keep my major blood vessels a little less obvious.
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is it bad that I want to know what he looks (looked?) like? im a visual learner.
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links or it didn't happen
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that’s quite a picture you just painted sir
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I sure as hell would not want to look like a cock
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Boner bod has always fascinated me with the way it throbs in places that it shouldn’t. I definitely have found myself staring at twitchy tight leathery humans, but I’d much rather hug a mushy floppy flaccid torso.
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That’s a very vivid description though, I’ll give him that
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Hank I needed this kind of weird story on some feed somewhere so thanks
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Ahh hank you’re just in the right place at the right time
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A play in 5 acts.
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Well, who wouldn't?
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Are you talking about Joesthetics?
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Ok, but what if it was a super power you could turn on and off, and your superhero name was Commander Boner
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That’s what I love about the TikTok algorithm, it always brings you back to the story right where you need to be.
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"Have YOU ever wanted to look like a rubber monster from a Wes Craven movie?"
Uhhh...no?
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Holy shit this post was a ride
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TikTok is wild sometimes
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he's got dumps like a truck, truck, truck
skin like cock, wait, what
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We're not all like this. I promise you Hank
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bro flew too close to the cock
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"oh it's Hank Green on bsky! oh he's making a joke! oh it's a joke about hard cocks!" excellent website
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i want to put him in a zoo and observe him
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Annnnd this is the tweet I find you from on BlueSky 😂
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Who would have thought peak masculinity would end up being a big cock
Besides Freud I mean
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Idk what side of tiktok you are on Hank, but I hope I never get that on my feed
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Only thing on me I want that looks like a hard cock is my cock when it's hard
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Is this like... my pores are all tiny little hard cocks? Or just that the stretched skin of an engorged member would be literally on my face? I'm really struggling to prefer either of these over, idk, not existing.
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This has given me a lot to consider, hank
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yeah i think you’re supposed to see a doctor if it lasts longer than 4 hours
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i wanna know why he thought of all ways to describe his physique he went with erect penis
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I’m so glad you made it to this app
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just taking so much HGH that he actually becomes a penis
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@skadi.bsky.social ♥️
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J.G. Ballard once wrote that bodybuilders seemed to be trying to turn their entire body into erectile tissue, but ejaculation seemed forever delayed. (It's perhaps odd to remember that image, but it's also impossible to forget.)
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But he looked like a veiny penis so it was worth.
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No matter how many people I follow tiktok's "for you" seems like ragebait.
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Wait, all of his skin bent severely to the right?
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Jul 02, 2023 at 22:16 UTC
I don't think that is ever an aesthetic quality I would want in my skin...
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When real life mimics the onion
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Well, clearly he had to seek medical attention if he was like that for longer than four hours.
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Damn.
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what is the value in human contact if not to feel bodily stroked (as a cock, perhaps, might be)
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I can say without reservation that I most certainly do NOT want skin like a hard cock.
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I didn't think I needed this humour 10mins after waking up but here we are haha
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if someone used that comparison for my skin I think I'd shed it like a snake
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The three ensuing videos were just him inhaling raw deer livers, right?
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grabbin his chest, oh no forgot my cockring
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The price for cock-skin is getting so much higher in this economy.
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*they had us in the 1st half not gonna lie gif*
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I hate that you put that quote in my brain, Hank
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I think he's the only one who wanted cockskin
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He also had a very weird muscle contraction disorder that is worth looking into.
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Wow that was fast…
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how do we explain to people that aesthetics and health aren’t the same thing
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I don’t even like those hairless cats.
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omg
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My husband casually follows bodybuilding and the number of times I’ve found him gasping at his phone because another 30-something guy dropped dead of heart attack … seems like a bad hobby!
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Even Freud would be like "dude wtf!" at that
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Bro have you even had a hypertensive crisis
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What did his skin look like in the later video?
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life comes at you fast, etc
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heart like a cock ♫
hard as a rock ♫
i'd rather die than hear therapists talk ♫
/trentreznor
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My stomach hurts from laughing so much
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Thanks for being the first post I've read on this platform
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Is this the same guy that died today?
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it’s a hard cock life for him
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Post a link to the account. This is important, for important reasons
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Well,
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Sir I am now following you 😭
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