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Here we go again...


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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀'s avatar Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social
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JERRY: She's a ten! But the mole… ELAINE: That's it? A mole?? JERRY: A ten can't have a mole! GEORGE: A nine…? A nine could have a mole… [Maya Angelou enters, applause] MAYA ANGELOU: See to the slickness of your floor, Jerome. Easily I could slip coming through the door as swiftly as I've just done.

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Ian Boudreau's avatar Ian Boudreau @iboudreau.bsky.social
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Can't wait until this thing is twice as powerful

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Maybe they want to free up a roster spot by having him commit seppuku on the mound.

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Stotty with the shotty!

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Game 33. Orioles vs Athletics.

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People on here will tweet anything. 'The point of the Munsters is they act normal.' No it's not. That isn’t true

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What the fuck are they trying to sell to me on Gizmodo dot com?

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This guy was such a G for telling his evil wizard cyborg boss that his religion is bullshit during a work meeting.

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Game 32. Orioles vs Athletics.

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I hear he soaks his arm in beans after an outing.

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Ian Petrie's avatar Ian Petrie @icpetrie.bsky.social
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"I mean you replace the candidate now, it's chaos, right?"

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Nace GALACTIC's avatar Nace GALACTIC @nace.bsky.social
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If anyone is interested in pricing their marbles, hit me up.

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sgt. FKA Otter Papa Jr FKA peezky weezky aka Pete the Killa 's avatar sgt. FKA Otter Papa Jr FKA peezky weezky aka Pete the Killa @peezkyweezky.bsky.social
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Today is my favorite day to be on NextDoor

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Nace GALACTIC's avatar Nace GALACTIC @nace.bsky.social
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I guess get Grimace into Downing Street?

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Nace GALACTIC's avatar Nace GALACTIC @nace.bsky.social
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Welcome to the team.

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I’m calling every single British person Jacob Rees-Mogg until they stop calling every single dessert pudding.

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Some of them should really pick up the pace.

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Every year on this date, I take a moment to reflect on the fact that the British monarchy are nothing but a pack of inbred, work-shy freeloaders who deserve neither your regard nor respect. Hotdog time!

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Game 31 (yesterday). Stockton Ports vs San Jose Giants.

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I’d kill a man for a small handful of these. Just saying.

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Lissome al Gaib.

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This motherfucker thinks I’m from Fresno. God forbid.

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I loved when they had Poor Things front and center on my kid’s profile home screen. He was one errant tap away from watching Emma Stone getting railed for two hours.

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Werner Herzog directing a Maybelline ad: Perhaps she is born with it. What a frightful notion, to be imbued with the fetters of capitalist commodification from birth. It suggests God Himself is a part of our dreadful pattern instead of a refuge from it.

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As in bratwurst?

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Dishoom.

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Game 30. Northern Colorado Owlz at Oakland Ballers.

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I’m desperate! I’ll trade you all of my Nickelodeon Gak for ANY amount of goo!

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Even fewer notice that this guy always makes a cameo appearance.

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6’3” pool boy bitch   's avatar 6’3” pool boy bitch @milesklee.bsky.social
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Kendrick has released an 11-minute diss track attacking Waingro from "Heat"

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I’m in as long as everyone knows that this is my last job.

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“Say hey from me too,” I say quietly from the sidelines desperately hoping for the tiddy.

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Mr. Met is beta af. Grimace brings the type of strong, confident dick game that Mrs. Met requires.

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Game 29. Twins at Athletics.

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NL in a nutshell.

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The most astonishing part of this is that the Rockies didn’t take the L.

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GPT-5 will have "PhD-Level" interpersonal issues

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Nace GALACTIC's avatar Nace GALACTIC @nace.bsky.social
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go birds

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Lauren's avatar Lauren @laurenkayes.bsky.social
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It’s so cool that cities are like “pweeease only turn your AC on if you’re actively dying and don’t go below 79 🥺🤘🏻💗” while the AI nobody asked for is slurping up the power grid to make 1 image of a girl with 5 tits

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Game 28 (yesterday). Twins at Athletics.

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Game 27. Royals at Athletics.

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Yep. It’s totally fucked up.

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It’s giving Littleface.

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Sky whales and JNCOs. We used to be a country.

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