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Today is my favorite day to be on NextDoor
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I guess get Grimace into Downing Street?
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Welcome to the team.
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OMW
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I’m calling every single British person Jacob Rees-Mogg until they stop calling every single dessert pudding.
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Some of them should really pick up the pace.
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Every year on this date, I take a moment to reflect on the fact that the British monarchy are nothing but a pack of inbred, work-shy freeloaders who deserve neither your regard nor respect.
Hotdog time!
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Game 31 (yesterday). Stockton Ports vs San Jose Giants.
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I’d kill a man for a small handful of these. Just saying.
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I’m founding the committee to supply Brandon Marsh with water sourced from Brandon Marsh. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brandon...
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Lissome al Gaib.
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This motherfucker thinks I’m from Fresno. God forbid.
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I loved when they had Poor Things front and center on my kid’s profile home screen. He was one errant tap away from watching Emma Stone getting railed for two hours.
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Werner Herzog directing a Maybelline ad: Perhaps she is born with it. What a frightful notion, to be imbued with the fetters of capitalist commodification from birth. It suggests God Himself is a part of our dreadful pattern instead of a refuge from it.
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As in bratwurst?
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Dishoom.
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Game 30. Northern Colorado Owlz at Oakland Ballers.
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I’m desperate! I’ll trade you all of my Nickelodeon Gak for ANY amount of goo!
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Even fewer notice that this guy always makes a cameo appearance.
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Kendrick has released an 11-minute diss track attacking Waingro from "Heat"
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I’m in as long as everyone knows that this is my last job.
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“Say hey from me too,” I say quietly from the sidelines desperately hoping for the tiddy.
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Mr. Met is beta af. Grimace brings the type of strong, confident dick game that Mrs. Met requires.
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Game 29. Twins at Athletics.
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NL in a nutshell.
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The most astonishing part of this is that the Rockies didn’t take the L.
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GPT-5 will have "PhD-Level" interpersonal issues
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go birds
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It’s so cool that cities are like “pweeease only turn your AC on if you’re actively dying and don’t go below 79 🥺🤘🏻💗” while the AI nobody asked for is slurping up the power grid to make 1 image of a girl with 5 tits
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Game 28 (yesterday). Twins at Athletics.
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Game 27. Royals at Athletics.
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Yep. It’s totally fucked up.
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It’s giving Littleface.
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Sky whales and JNCOs. We used to be a country.
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