Fellow skeeters, it’s a great week for Chris Hooks esoterica. For the Baffler, I went to Habscon ‘24, a gathering of Habsburg fans, right-wing Catholics, Carlists, and general monarchists in Plano, TX: thebaffler.com/latest/feeli...
I was in Vienna last year and toured the Capuchin Crypt.
A bunch of Mexican royalists left love notes by Emperor Maximilian's coffin, and apparently that's a common thing.
Weird Catholic freaks and royalists are so much more common than I would've assumed a few years ago.
Being an American monarchist is the most hilariously pathetic thing possible, one of the only good thing America ever did was kill monarchist, absolute pathetic servile cuckbrain behavior.
Important Update: Eduard Habsburg sent a very gracious note and suggested I had misinterpreted Dubbie, the Double-Headed Eagle. In THIS house the author is NOT dead, and we appreciate the clarification of intent.
For Texas Monthly, I wrote about how Rep. Henry Cuellar’s indictment for bribery fits in the long, weird, dumb history of Azerbaijani lobbying in Texas and the U.S.: www.texasmonthly.com/news-politic...