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Fellow skeeters, it’s a great week for Chris Hooks esoterica. For the Baffler, I went to Habscon ‘24, a gathering of Habsburg fans, right-wing Catholics, Carlists, and general monarchists in Plano, TX: thebaffler.com/latest/feeli...

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Problematic Otter's avatar Problematic Otter @problematicotter.bsky.social
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Nicely done, as usual

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Herpes Trismegistus's avatar Herpes Trismegistus @bagfumbler.bsky.social
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I was in Vienna last year and toured the Capuchin Crypt. A bunch of Mexican royalists left love notes by Emperor Maximilian's coffin, and apparently that's a common thing. Weird Catholic freaks and royalists are so much more common than I would've assumed a few years ago.

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Michael Maris's avatar Michael Maris @edrobot.bsky.social
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Well the baffler lived up to its name?

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Anastacya's avatar Anastacya @anastacya.bsky.social
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I do not know what to do with this information other than to ask deeply rude questions like "Habsburg lip?"

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Bill Ferris's avatar Bill Ferris @billferris.bsky.social
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Excellent work

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man it's a hot zone,'s avatar man it's a hot zone, @mobute.bsky.social
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i haven't read a word, and i'm already delighted this exists

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Byrd Turgler's avatar Byrd Turgler @byrdturgler.bsky.social
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The Baffler piece is tits. I laughed and laughed, and the style was excellent. I shared with friends. Kudos.

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notthatjasonmraz's avatar notthatjasonmraz @kezarmyaj.bsky.social
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and to think I was in plano last weekend with nothing to do like a chump

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Thomas Fuchs 🔭🕹️'s avatar Thomas Fuchs 🔭🕹️ @thomasfuchs.at
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As an Austrian living in the US I have to say, “what the actual flying fuck is this shit?”

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Jason McGlothlen's avatar Jason McGlothlen @goddamnedfrank.bsky.social
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Nobody Ever's avatar Nobody Ever @frambley1.bsky.social
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Sorry, he can't make it.

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Gaknar's avatar Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social
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Is that Edmond Blackadder?

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DON FERRARI's avatar DON FERRARI @donferrari.bsky.social
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Who's Carl?

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Marc Heiden's avatar Marc Heiden @marcheiden.bsky.social
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I enjoy your work - thanks for posting it here!

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Snowclone Cajones's avatar Snowclone Cajones @snowclonecojones.bsky.social
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Holy crap. Is this annual? I have actual ephemera from the Hapsburg family.

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WildGorillaMan's avatar WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social
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Nothing could prepare me for this article

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BBQdotgov's avatar BBQdotgov @bbqdotgov.bsky.social
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Really enjoyed this read. Thanks for sifting through the north Texas crankery!

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Mark's avatar Mark @mutable.bsky.social
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great piece

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Huge Hassle's avatar Huge Hassle @hughjassle.bsky.social
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he like me fr (disclaimer: i also should not be in charge of a government)

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Oh my god, there are still Carlists?!?

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Adam L. Cox's avatar Adam L. Cox @adamlcox.bsky.social
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This remarkable piece led to a solid two hours of anti-nobility fulminating in my household.

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Honeythunder's avatar Honeythunder @honeythunder1.bsky.social
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Having read a decent amount on WW1, I am utterly baffled that this is a thing

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Ann Laabs 🏳️‍🌈's avatar Ann Laabs 🏳️‍🌈 @annlaabs.bsky.social
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That article sounds so good. Are the Spanish Habsburgs included, or just the Austrian-Hungarian branch?

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TubaPeter.com's avatar TubaPeter.com @tubapeter.bsky.social
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My family left the Austro-Hungarian Empire (Slovenia specifically) in the years before WWI. Great article!

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robyn (not concussed)'s avatar robyn (not concussed) @batmansrobyn.bsky.social
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The fact that this all took place in Plano makes me laugh so much

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The Man With The Getaway Ass's avatar The Man With The Getaway Ass @athodyd.bsky.social
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Fuckin love it

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The Woker's avatar The Woker @bone2meetu.bsky.social
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Being an American monarchist is the most hilariously pathetic thing possible, one of the only good thing America ever did was kill monarchist, absolute pathetic servile cuckbrain behavior.

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Seth D. Michaels 's avatar Seth D. Michaels @sethdmichaels.bsky.social
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damn this is really good

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Plano catching strays, just for being a nice place to live :-/

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Nothings Monstered's avatar Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social
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I don't usually think "decadent" or "un-American" with such pejorative intent, but those words are what comes to mind.

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Great article!

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Undisclosed Canadian's avatar Undisclosed Canadian @reginasrand.bsky.social
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Patron saint of a healthy, diverse gene pool

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Christopher Hooks's avatar Christopher Hooks @hooks.bsky.social
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Important Update: Eduard Habsburg sent a very gracious note and suggested I had misinterpreted Dubbie, the Double-Headed Eagle. In THIS house the author is NOT dead, and we appreciate the clarification of intent.

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Christopher Hooks's avatar Christopher Hooks @hooks.bsky.social
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For Texas Monthly, I wrote about how Rep. Henry Cuellar’s indictment for bribery fits in the long, weird, dumb history of Azerbaijani lobbying in Texas and the U.S.: www.texasmonthly.com/news-politic...

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