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Horza ☢️🐼

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That Panda guy. They/them. Married. Will mad scientist for money


Horza ☢️🐼's avatar Horza ☢️🐼 @horzapanda.bsky.social
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Okay, you make a good argument

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*Sighs* Waffles But honour But also waffles

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🏃

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Horza ☢️🐼's avatar Horza ☢️🐼 @horzapanda.bsky.social
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*Sneaks the baby out while you’re both distracted*

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Pick up the child and tell them they are loved 😤

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Horza ☢️🐼's avatar Horza ☢️🐼 @horzapanda.bsky.social
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Prepare the oven for him? I feel like I might be honour bound to Do A Violence

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Horza ☢️🐼's avatar Horza ☢️🐼 @horzapanda.bsky.social
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No toast?

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Just got back from work and he’s being very talkative

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chatham harrison is tending a new garden's avatar chatham harrison is tending a new garden @chathamharrison.bsky.social
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Even a tepid choice can be a momentous change when the alternative is evil

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Horza ☢️🐼's avatar Horza ☢️🐼 @horzapanda.bsky.social
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Either that or the US gets involved

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Horza ☢️🐼's avatar Horza ☢️🐼 @horzapanda.bsky.social
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Makes you wonder what people were thinking when Rome ceased being a Republic and Caesar effectively became emperor

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I get bored at firework displays after ~30 minutes 🤣 Undiagnosed ADHD, but still X3

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We have the resources to provide all basic needs but instead we just have dragons hoarding wealth They aren’t even sexy dragons :|

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I almost feel like I should go with Theatre rules and say Break a leg But good luck

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Now we get to find out what Kier Starmer actually believes Still better than Tory, but I’m not exactly calm ^^”

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We got the 4th off, but yep, on the bus to work

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Plus most the time when I ask it’s because I want to know what someone considers a good source 🤣

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Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️‍🌈's avatar Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper.bsky.social
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Donald Trump is the world's stupidest Hitler aka an average intelligence Benito Mussolini

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John Kennedy's avatar John Kennedy @micefearboggis.bsky.social
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When an article says "some scientists think" then remember this: I, a scientist, once thought I could fit a whole orange in my mouth. I could, it turns out, get it in there, but I hadn't given sufficient thought to the reverse operation.

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Holly Bear's avatar Holly Bear @bearhybrid.art
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The Goldilocks Zone 🥣🍯 Never come between two arguing bears with your silly self unless you're ready to rumble! 🐻💢

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Sweat Tea in the south comes in several forms Flavourless brown water Sugar Water Sweat TEA (it’s still extremely sweat but it actually does taste like tea)

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Thing is, this isn’t *bad* taxidermy The person who did this is obviously pretty competent Honestly, more than competent, they got what look like canine teeth to fit seamlessly into a deer It looks odd, but this has to be deliberate considering the skill involved

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Kelly Turnbull's avatar Kelly Turnbull @coelasquid.bsky.social
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I HAVE NEVER WANTED ANYTHING MORE THAN I WANT THIS DEER HEAD SOMEONE POSTED IN THE BAD TAXIDERMY FB ACCOUNT

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Horza ☢️🐼's avatar Horza ☢️🐼 @horzapanda.bsky.social
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Not all of them, just the “Fuck you, I’ve got mine” crowd Which, to be fair, is a disturbingly large fraction of surviving Boomers

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I’m pretty sure that’s covered under Religious Bigots, but honestly, hit them again, they’re the biggest drivers of this shit show

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The continuing theme of people on the right painting their Center right opposition as something so much better than it is 🤣

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Faine Greenwood's avatar Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social
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People who push the idea that vaccinating pets against rabies is a scam should be hunted down like the monstrous vermin they are.

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That’s even if Trump lives that long, he’s not exactly in good health

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Amras, A Werewolf Story θ∆'s avatar Amras, A Werewolf Story θ∆ @amras.me
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🚨⚠️🚨 Share this FAR AND WIDE. 🚨⚠️🚨

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Luis 🦝🐦‍⬛🤖's avatar Luis 🦝🐦‍⬛🤖 @loosf.bsky.social
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"no politics" always ends up being "just my politics and my positions", but with a thin veneer of "impartiality" and oh hey how often does that end up just meaning "no minorities"

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Plus it fucks with Google’s password autofill so it’s 50/50 whether I’m going to have to reset my password :P

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DuskyArtz's avatar DuskyArtz @duskyartz.bsky.social
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Hey, guys, I'm feeling a bit shakey With my self esteem today surrounding my characters and project. If you guys take a minute to read through my work Could you let me know what you think? It would really help.

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Ersatz Haderach's avatar Ersatz Haderach @striderhlc.bsky.social
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The thing that always gets me about the folks yelling at Bernie supporters is like.... If you want to find a single person who took a single action that made Hillary lose? There's a guy. But I can't remember the last time I saw any of these folks yell at James Comey.

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Horza ☢️🐼's avatar Horza ☢️🐼 @horzapanda.bsky.social
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I proscribe Emotional Support Plush (Good luck)

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You have nothing to lose but your… Um… Tissues? X3

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🏳️‍🌈 Hugo, Gay Furry Mafia Boss 🏳️‍🌈's avatar 🏳️‍🌈 Hugo, Gay Furry Mafia Boss 🏳️‍🌈 @hugothepinkcat.bsky.social
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This is the funniest way I've ever seen that bizarre movement described

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Caelyn's avatar Caelyn @caelyn.bsky.social
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My latest for Eurogamer! This was a tough piece to write, between the acephobic shit around here and my very poor health of late, but it was important to me.

www.eurogamer.net/the-outer-wo...

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE's avatar GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com
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i mean, it's a start. probably a dead letter, but everything has to start somewhere, and this particular thing has to start in congress.

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The Onion's avatar The Onion @theonion.com
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"Taylor Swift’s reliance on gas-guzzling private jets continued today when she burned over 200 gallons of fuel traveling to a nearby Burberry."

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Maybe? Or is the hospital cutting corners with reserve oxygen storage? That said, Jacksonville so it should be Baptist Medical and I don’t think they’ve been acquired by venture capital? So more likely your reason

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Enbydilldough's avatar Enbydilldough @armadilldough.bsky.social
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Just a reminder that doomer shit is counter-productive and despair is a sin. We believe a better fucking world is possible around here.

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Will they learn or will they make the same mistake Hindenburg made? :P But yeah, most centrists only call themselves centrists because they don’t want to be honest about what they actually are

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Apparently our morning maintenance lead had his surgery cancelled because the hospital ran out of oxygen I didn’t even know that was a possibility O_o

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