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Men's rea activist@internethippo.bsky.social |
Scary movie where the demons whisper stuff like "You have to work for the rest of your life" instead of rattling kitchen cabinets or whatever
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Kye Fox
@kyefox.com
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Jurassic Office Park
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Adam Jensen
@adamjensen.bsky.social
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I the sequel, they say you need to get a new job every 14 months, and you can only use each reference once.
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Justin Wallace
@justingwallace.bsky.social
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Wait so the demon is my 401k manager? I mean, a little too on the nose but I'm with you.
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meat slurry
@slurry.bsky.social
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There will always be dirty dishes
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Chip bitney
@fragboner.bsky.social
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MY OLD MONEY YOU BASTARDS
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Chip bitney
@fragboner.bsky.social
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Or they delete your tax files and fuck with your 401k
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Mop Bucket
@mopbucket.bsky.social
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Hellspawn specifically for people who are really into Politics, howling "You Won't Get To See How It Ends"
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Karl
@karldaly.bsky.social
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That’s just CSPAN. It’s not their fault they’re all nearly 100 years old and to be fair that doesn’t make them demons.
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Nollon Sawttwas #CHASE2024
@elletwasnalon.bsky.social
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Don’t let Jason Blum get any ideas
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Ghost Coast.
@spectralthrum.bsky.social
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There’s a reason why the level in Control where you’re stuck in a loop & treated really rudely by everyone as you photocopy everything, clean everyone’s coffee mugs and deliver mail, as an office drone, is considered one of the more disturbing ones (& that’s even before the eldritch aspect).
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Tree Beckemeier
@beckemeier.bsky.social
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*The poltergeist puts all the chairs on the table* Says: This is what you do at closing time at the restaurant you will work at until you die.
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🎬 🍉 The Reel Jon
@thereeljon.bsky.social
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"Your student loan payment is coming due."
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Vaughn.
@unlimiteddada.bsky.social
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"You'll never be able to retire even if you save money."
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James Webber
@ja.meswebber.com
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Ultimate scary movie experience is just sitting in a dark room for two hours with your own thoughts
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ABooklySolo
@abooklysolo.bsky.social
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Thats just Hustle culture
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JThomasAlbert
@jthomasalbert.bsky.social
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At this point, I think demons would see people curled up on the floor and be, like, "Hey, buddy... you okay?"
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Dr. Sheila Addison
@drsaddison.bsky.social
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Hnnggggggggg
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MXAM
@mxamreturns.bsky.social
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There's a heavenly comfort in demons telling me things I already know
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Matt Wolfbridge
@wolfbridge.bsky.social
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I swear there was an onion headline like “adult without health insurance supposed to be scared of CGI movie monster” but I’ve never been able to find it.
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Khi
@khimaera.bsky.social
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The demon from The Phantom Tollbooth who demands Milo move a mountain of sand a grain at a time with tweezers.
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womp.le
@womplestiltskin.bsky.social
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Lower stakes but “yes you will have to figure out what to make for dinner every night for the rest of your life”
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Memento Morty 🌙
@mortythenurse.bsky.social
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"It's time to renew your license." "All the other kids' parents will be at the event." "8 am meetings."
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Hipster Sasquatch
@hipstersasquatch.bsky.social
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"Do you remember that sick outfit that you wear to parties at college? The one you keep in the back of the closet as a memento? You will never fit into it agaiiiiiiin!"
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Hipster Sasquatch
@hipstersasquatch.bsky.social
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"The best you can hope for is a job you won't loathe!" "Remember what you told your high school friends you wanted to do as an adult? The 10 year class reunion is coming up, and your life looks nothing like thaaaaaaat..."
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humanbean
@dangerpixel.com
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"your boss will know less than you and constantly act like he knows more and you will have to take it"
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@kushghost.bsky.social
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its time for open enrollment!
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D.N. Schmidt, Space Opera Author 🛸
@writepop.bsky.social
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“Remember all the art you were going to make? The internet is dying and the only way to get people to see your creativity is to spray paint something on a train.”
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@aliphaire.bsky.social
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I rewatched the movie "Ouija" yesterday, & the elderly woman at the asylum says her possessed sister & her heard voices, I assume demons, telling them "the most wonderful, awful things" & I really question what could possibly be so wonderful awful to hear. They never tell us, not even in the sequel.
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OneDishwasher
@onedishwasher.bsky.social
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"ooooh oooooooh," the spirits moan. "yoooooooou will not have paid off your student loans by the time your kids will graduate high schoooooooool and need to get their ooooooown loans. oooooooooooh"
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