Rob Iracane

@iracane.bsky.social

Congrats, RFK, I have never been less surprised about someone being diagnosed with brain worms.

May 08, 2024 at 10:44 UTC

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Shane! @lordturnip.bsky.social
[ View ] May 08, 2024 at 13:53 UTC

I'm confused. Does the US have a law that says you MUST be mentally unwell to run for president? Is it illegal to have a candidate with a fully functional brain??

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Titania Bird, Regina Gladiorum @titaniabird.bsky.social
[ View ] May 08, 2024 at 12:15 UTC

A candidate with literal brain worms. I hate this year so much already, and it's not half over yet.

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Michael R Lambert @mrl53.bsky.social
[ View ] May 08, 2024 at 11:17 UTC

Well that’s that.

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Michael R Lambert @mrl53.bsky.social
[ View ] May 08, 2024 at 11:13 UTC

Geez

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Nicholas Kingsley @skute.bsky.social
[ View ] May 08, 2024 at 12:03 UTC

Nothing to feed on

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Migs @ominoushallways.bsky.social
[ View ] May 08, 2024 at 11:48 UTC

I was. He has a brain?

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Myandra, Graceless Lady and Proud of it. @myandra.bsky.social
[ View ] May 08, 2024 at 13:26 UTC

Even worms don't want to live in his brains.

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Evan Bell @evanprime.bsky.social
[ View ] May 08, 2024 at 13:00 UTC

Khaaaan!

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Nerdahedron @nerdahedron.bsky.social
[ View ] May 08, 2024 at 12:59 UTC

I wonder how much this explains about other whacko pols?

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SteveMND @stevemnd.bsky.social
[ View ] May 08, 2024 at 12:51 UTC

"Poor little guy starved to death."

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HBSteveB @hbsteveb.bsky.social
[ View ] May 08, 2024 at 21:20 UTC

Has AZ congressman Paul Gosar been checked for brain worms yet?

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Matt Knight @mattknight.bsky.social
[ View ] May 08, 2024 at 11:33 UTC

'The doctor believed that the abnormality seen on his scans “was caused by a worm that got into my brain and ate a portion of it and then died”' correlation or causality?

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David Kuhne @davidkuhne.bsky.social
[ View ] May 08, 2024 at 11:20 UTC

Liberals are infected with the woke mind virus but poor old RFK Jr’s got the worm mind virus.

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Quilomene @quilomene.bsky.social
[ View ] May 08, 2024 at 11:48 UTC

Wait, only one? They didn't get the rest? Sounds like the kind of sloppy medical work that he'd do.

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Cuntace Owens @duaadiddy.bsky.social
[ View ] May 08, 2024 at 11:10 UTC

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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PKPs Powerfromspace1 🚀 Twitter ‘X’ refugee thank you 'Elmo' 🙄 @powerfromspace1.bsky.social
[ View ] May 08, 2024 at 11:00 UTC

😳🪱🧠

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Paul Gilmartin @pauliegtulsa.bsky.social
[ View ] May 09, 2024 at 04:17 UTC

How will we be able to tell when they take the worm out?

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@emilstenberg.bsky.social
[ View ] May 08, 2024 at 12:09 UTC

Wonder if he knows that there's a vaccine for tapeworm?

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Fella Historian🌻 @thisuserisdumb.bsky.social
[ View ] May 08, 2024 at 14:23 UTC

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Mushboom @mushboom.bsky.social
[ View ] May 08, 2024 at 13:31 UTC

also mercury poisoning, a known cause of neurological damage. Well he's definitely qualified to be a US president

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Michelle Lamb @mlamb.bsky.social
[ View ] May 08, 2024 at 12:02 UTC

Not to be confused with the woke mind virus I gather.

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social
[ View ] May 08, 2024 at 11:16 UTC

… the worm'd rather died than to live in there. Telling.

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@waterloo45.bsky.social
[ View ] May 08, 2024 at 23:22 UTC

Aron Rodgers

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Vesna @vesnavoice.bsky.social
[ View ] May 08, 2024 at 11:20 UTC

So, his brain was so toxic it killed the worm?!😳

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Tycho Softworks @tychosoft.bsky.social
[ View ] May 08, 2024 at 12:02 UTC

A dead hamster, too...

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SimonJester007 🌊👥🌊🌊🗽 Beats❤️‍🔥 @simonjester007.bsky.social
[ View ] May 08, 2024 at 11:07 UTC

I'm not the least surprised 🙄

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Your🐀text🐀here @worldoffoo.bsky.social
[ View ] May 08, 2024 at 11:12 UTC

Maybe if he got vaccinated this wouldn't happen?

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Ⓐudri Sciuto ★ @toxicaudri.bsky.social
[ View ] May 08, 2024 at 23:51 UTC

The Kennedy's really do have a bad issue with brains.

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🦊 foxy99, a spry 99yr old fox @foxy99.bsky.social
[ View ] May 08, 2024 at 13:52 UTC

So this worm took a bite and died? This hardly sounds like a ringing endorsement from the vermi community.

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WestCoastie @westcoaster863.bsky.social
[ View ] May 08, 2024 at 12:47 UTC

Telling that it was dead. Must have starved.

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J.E.📙🐈💻♟️ @erberj.bsky.social
[ View ] May 08, 2024 at 15:40 UTC

Not rather living worms in a dead brain?

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Florence the Badger @florencedbadge.bsky.social
[ View ] May 08, 2024 at 12:18 UTC

Oof, and the worm starved in there.

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Durv @durv.bsky.social
[ View ] May 08, 2024 at 13:05 UTC

Shit makes sense now

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Peter Shaw @pcsoblahdeehell.bsky.social
[ View ] May 08, 2024 at 11:13 UTC

Trump? Harper? Johnson? Gove? Orban? Farage? Erdogan? Assad? Putin ffs!

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🇵🇸 from the Frederick to the Enchilada 🇵🇸 @markaudacity.bsky.social
[ View ] May 08, 2024 at 13:24 UTC

Holy shit I hadn’t seen a recent picture of him he looks like if Werner Herzog were in charge of the Department Of Killing Puppies

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SusanB @moondrift.bsky.social
[ View ] May 08, 2024 at 12:18 UTC

I'm surprised all the horse wormer they pushed on everyone didn't kick in.

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SFliberal FFS @sfliberal.bsky.social
[ View ] May 08, 2024 at 14:31 UTC

Apparently, libertarian worm.

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social
[ View ] May 08, 2024 at 13:31 UTC

It's a souvenir from his former conflict with Khan Noonien Singh.

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@krenster.bsky.social
[ View ] May 08, 2024 at 12:17 UTC

So … he believes in doctors now?

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Metzgirl 🌈 @metzgirl.bsky.social
[ View ] May 08, 2024 at 13:32 UTC

People who have been diagnosed with issues affecting their cognitive function should not be running for public office. And yet.

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The chicken lady @chickenlady.bsky.social
[ View ] May 08, 2024 at 11:43 UTC

😂😂👌🏻

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Pete @petertheaverage.bsky.social
[ View ] May 08, 2024 at 11:09 UTC

Undoubtedly caused by the polio vaccine….

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zoobadger @zoobadger.bsky.social
[ View ] May 08, 2024 at 13:17 UTC

Or did doctors find vestiges of his brain amidst a colony of worms?

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wagoner @wagoner.bsky.social
[ View ] May 08, 2024 at 11:28 UTC

BREAKING: Worm diagnosed with RFK brain syndrome.

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Jaze @jaze.bsky.social
[ View ] May 08, 2024 at 14:28 UTC

No no no...they found a dead brain and a worm!!!

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Destroyer of Hope @destroyerofhope.bsky.social
[ View ] May 08, 2024 at 12:21 UTC

They buried the lede: there was a brain in there???

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Hap Hapner @hap.bsky.social
[ View ] May 08, 2024 at 11:19 UTC

IKR? Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

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Rahadyan T. S. (he/him) @rtsastro2023.bsky.social
[ View ] May 08, 2024 at 13:10 UTC

This explains, but doesn't excuse, so much...

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Kordo @kordo.bsky.social
[ View ] May 08, 2024 at 11:55 UTC

Right? This is basically the free center square on everyones' Political Bingo card.

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I Am A Pyrite King @iamapyriteking.bsky.social
[ View ] May 08, 2024 at 13:01 UTC

The worm took one bite, got a mouthful of RFK's ideas, and promptly dropped dead. That tracks.

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Charles Klinetobe @cklinetobe.bsky.social
[ View ] May 08, 2024 at 12:29 UTC

Are we sure it wasn’t a crayon?

youtu.be/FNptHqAlgwM?...

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Marlene @live4today.bsky.social
[ View ] May 08, 2024 at 11:20 UTC

#RFKJrIs🦇💩Crazy

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Rob Iracane @iracane.bsky.social
[ View ] May 08, 2024 at 10:53 UTC

So the prick testified in a divorce proceeding that he had brain worms and mercury poisoning that reduced his future earning potential so he wouldn’t have to pay alimony. Classic Kennedy behavior!

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