Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social

You're telling me a gorilla made this glue

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Pebble @scarlett2012.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 11:52 UTC

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Damnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 20:00 UTC

I stuck 2 gorillas together with it but it made them really grumpy

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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 19:50 UTC

I don't know, what I do know it's delicious bsky.app/profile/numb...

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Kid Yossarian @kidyossarian.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 19:55 UTC

It's made out of gorillas. Horse glue isn't strong enough.

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Dude Yumi @sshubi.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 23:14 UTC

Yes. And they're very proud of it.

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Mario, Owner of the Moon @wanksy.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 00:07 UTC

No. This is glue specifically for gluing gorillas to other gorillas.

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dave k @dave-tothe-k.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 22:00 UTC

Out of another gorilla, yes.

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Kieran Walsh @kieranwalsh.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 00:03 UTC

He went to the same college as the shrimp that fried rice.

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JThomasAlbert @jthomasalbert.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 13:04 UTC

A common misconception. It was actually a guerilla.

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🔞 ArtsyPawz 🔞 @artsypawz.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 04:20 UTC

Wait till you hear about alien tape.

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Ⓜ️iles @rigiddigital.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 22:44 UTC

Their snot is remarkably sticky.

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Mr. Unnatural @mrunnatural.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 21:35 UTC

RIP Harambe.

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Erin Fogg @criminalerin.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 16:37 UTC

Me, to chatGPT, regarding the pizza recipe it just generated:

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Iron Raptor @ TFCON2024 @ironraptorstudios.art [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 23:11 UTC

Harambe's Best glue

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Cosmic Raise @cosmicraise.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 22:18 UTC

No it’s for -repairing- gorillas.

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🌼Samantha Le Fox🌼 = Dumbass mode @samanthathefox.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 04:37 UTC

Monke

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Scott Bateman: 5000 Space Aliens @scottbateman.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 20:06 UTC

Yes, and a duck made this tape.

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