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Mario, Owner of the Moon

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I own the moon and you cannot prove that I do not own it.

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When it comes to shitty glam band songs, Dennis just went round and round. He came and he knew why.

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Do you consider yourself a person who has learned all the tv show theme songs? Well, you haven’t and your people await you.

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1/10th of a dollar.

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Cool. Nobody gets this because people are stupid.

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Polite little British boy: “who likes regular governments?” Me: let’s see whatcha got.

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Wormhole - interesting if figurative. Less than good if literal.

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This is how my posts are write

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Live, Laugh, Labia Lacrosse

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Selling something on offer up: Me: I have a thing. It’s brand new and it’s normally $100. You can have it for $50. Them: Ok can you drive it an hour south of you and I’ll give you $11 and can you babysit my dog while I go to Disneyland. Also, would you mind lancing this herpetic sore on my back?

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I see your point that calculations are essentially utilization of math, but I’d argue that LLMs are still pretty terrible at both.

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Enjoying a bite out of every ominous message from the great beyond it's a smorgasouija

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La Captain Oblivious's avatar La Captain Oblivious @whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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A bird almost hit my windshield and I swear I heard it say “what the flock.”

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Never apologize. Become intolerable.

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Fusion Buddha

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Trish K's avatar Trish K @tkaz99.bsky.social
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Enjoying my Sunday (the atheist way)

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I feel like in all the cases where this has happened to me, you are correct.

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more mr. nice guy 's avatar more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social
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in real life when a piano falls on your head you'd be lucky if even just one or two keys became your teeth

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LLMs primary accomplishment has been to make computers bad at doing math.

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Compare to the Active Ingredients in Woman®'s avatar Compare to the Active Ingredients in Woman® @i-rohl.bsky.social
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Lessons I've learned from the LLM era (list to be expanded, probably): 1. Sufficiently advanced autocomplete is indistinguishable from an impossibly well-read toddler on peyote. 2. Almost any decision has the potential to be a life-or-death decision, if you're bad enough at it.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this butt

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Jason, ex Inferis's avatar Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social
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I think scented markers for adults could reunite the country

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Said this about flavored lube, but all my letters to Mike Pence about this idea have gone unanswered.

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So what we do, see…we make it so that if anyone approaches the rhino, the rhino explodes so that nobody can poach it.

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Philip Bump's avatar Philip Bump @pbump.com
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Am I cooler than the least cool thing imaginable? Yeah, probably.

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Thanks, I hate it.

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SpatialKimtamine's avatar SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social
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Life is made for drinking in the sun and smoking mint cigarettes for a little head rush

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Tusk Jenkins 's avatar Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social
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It was on this very horror a hundred years ago that I picked up some lost highway townsfolk said was just me being reincarnated from a feel good sprinkler runoff of the summer

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Hollywood Hill's avatar Hollywood Hill @hollywoodhill.bsky.social
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Live, laugh, look your mother and I are getting a divorce

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Live, Laugh, Laugh, Laugh some more, Keep laughing until they assume something is wrong with you and get hauled off in an ambulance.

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You have shattered my illusions of Falafel Taco Waitress

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There aren’t enough movies nowadays where the baby is the devil.

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A Cheeseburger Pillow's avatar A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social
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Slipping my Kohl's Cash into the checkout clerk's g-string

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Asstown Baker's avatar Asstown Baker @asstownbakery.bsky.social
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Got a 48 hour suspension from community theater for adding a very tasteful love scene between Simon the Zealot and Pontius Pilate in our production of Jesus Christ, Superstar

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Your welcome

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Her: “Hot Pockets!”

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Jason, ex Inferis's avatar Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social
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Saying “by Mennen” when I cum

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My nutsack brings all the squirrels to the yard. No seriously, why are there so many squirrels. This is very scary.

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Ennui Doofen's avatar Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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hey kid, passwords just get harder and harder until one day you die

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You guys should fund my new business - doordash for craft cocktails. Cockdash

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Amy A's avatar Amy A @lolennui.bsky.social
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Bursting into tears as a federal agent shows me printouts of all my posts mentioning ska

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Excellent. I vote for beans guy

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lowtax speedrun enjoyer's avatar lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social
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jacob rees-mogg has to lose while standing next to a guy wearing a baked beans-themed balaclava

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I know that as an American, I do not fully grok British politics, but I definitely feel like I learned that there is a “beans face” guy involved today.

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I want to wish a very special happy 4th of july to Steve my high school boyfriend who picked bird shit out of my hair while peaking on acid in 2006.

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The workers is what makes them delicious.

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