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mr. unoriginal

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im just here to read and like posts

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im skeptical of the dead internet theory but I 1000% believe the dead Facebook theory

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"Dodgers win by a run" crushed it Karl Ravech no notes. ESPN's dedication to just a dogshit broadcast is unmatched

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I Want To Get Off Jose Alvarado’s Wild Ride

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i’m the 1 millionth mid-30s guy to whine about this and i can’t point to when exactly it fell to shit but national broadcasts of baseball games are just unwatchable now. doesn’t matter which network, it is guaranteed to be insufferably annoying

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he seems like a nice fella and i have no specific reason to point to but i just don’t care for whitt merrifield. doesn’t have the Phillies juice

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lol tried to send this to my phils chat on fb messenger and got my account locked

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did ohtani just mime jerking off onto stott?

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this isn’t funny. I’m a licensed therapist and the CIA only tries to re-coup Cuba during major depressive episodes. I hope they’re getting the care they need 🙏🏻🙏🏻

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opened a pack of hot dogs on saturday and crushed 2 each day so now im wondering if i should go get another 8 pack tomorrow and keep the streak alive

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Phillies are the Best Team In Baseball into mid-July. still feels like a fever dream

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i know there are Valid Reasons why but it’s still crazy that he didn’t even get a cup of coffee the last 2 years

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watching INDEPENDENCE DAY for the pod and damn this movie still whips!

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Kamala this, Newsom that, nobody's gonna see it coming

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Seems like the court just restored chevron and gave the executive branch the power to regulate however they see fit

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The falloff from Kruk down to Amaro or Davis is staggering

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Kruk: “okay be honest - who here hasn’t eaten an ant?”

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Riding back to the fridge for more olive

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1946: first shitposter uses “owns” as a way to say something is better than something else

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corey perry has lost the Stanley cup finals 4 out of the last 5 years. that is delicious

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the perfect end cap to this series is a panther slipping and falling while holding up the cup, severely damaging it

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paul maurice has long been one of the funniest coaches in the league. happy for him

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i hate that this stanley cup clown has basically become a mascot now. the second most famous man to turn a stupid haircut into undeserved fame

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building an unprofitable chatbot nobody wants to compete with another unprofitable chatbot that nobody wants, due to innovation and disruption

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callin it now, he’ll be back before hittin season is over

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hey my name is josh and im an artist who desperately needs money. let me draw you a pfp for $45 bucks DMS open

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In hot pursuit

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please bro just try it bro it’s not indica bro please I can’t be alone please just stay with me bro hold me tight bro please

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the AI boom is gonna crash so hard

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i don’t want to alarm anyone but if you have access to cable, Con Air is on TNT

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i always wondered what the Facepalm meme man looked like. i’m so glad for the small price of draining an entire freshwater lake, now I know and can share it with my friends

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buyin 40 bud lights n turnin' off my headlightsss

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21 years ago Joe had a simple question

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My apologies to the Italians I wasn’t familiar with your game

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Kruk: “Tom, If you’re hanging out at sea level, the weight of the atmosphere above you exerts 14.7 pounds per square inch (psi). The deeper you go, the stronger that pressure; at the Titanic’s depth, the pressure is about 6,500 psi” … Tmac: “2-2 count to Schwarber”

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