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jon rosenberg

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I finally saw a cybertruck this week in real life and the very first thing that occurred to me was how much it resembles a taco bell quesadilla press. Add wheels to this grill and you would not be able to distinguish between them

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Dennis Detwiller's avatar Dennis Detwiller @drgonzo123.bsky.social
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I don't know what everyone is complaining about. It looked fine to me.

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Actually you can because the press acomplishes its tasks (pressing things into quesadillas) while the cybertruck does not (its dogshit)

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The Purring Waffle's avatar The Purring Waffle @waffuru.bsky.social
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I've now seen 3 in the last 2 month. It looks like a rejected Tron 1 design XD

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David's avatar David @atonal440.bsky.social
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see this almost makes it seem like a good design. that quesadilla press looks durable and functional!

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rotheche's avatar rotheche @rotheche.bsky.social
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The main difference is, one of them is of some use in the real world.

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Noisy Bridge Rod & Gun Club's avatar Noisy Bridge Rod & Gun Club @ofnadwy.bsky.social
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I just saw my first one this morning, and it’s both larger and smaller than I expected at the same time? What a bizarre thing.

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OhBraains🧟‍♂️'s avatar OhBraains🧟‍♂️ @ohnono.bsky.social
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Add wheels to this and only one of the two is a functional vehicle.

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Andy Pearlman's avatar Andy Pearlman @apearlma.bsky.social
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I think that taco bell press *is* actually a cybertruck with the optional quesadilla camper accessory

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hammancheez's avatar hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social
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Well first of all only one of those things is a net good for society

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Hylen S's avatar Hylen S @hylen26.bsky.social
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I'm guessing the quesadilla press is less likely to break down. 🌮

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Paddyboy's avatar Paddyboy @hodag1977.bsky.social
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kaitou (now with less _!)'s avatar kaitou (now with less _!) @kaitou.org
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At least the quesadilla press has something to catch the runoff.

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Marjorie James Keenan's avatar Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com
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bet I'd tell the difference the moment the cybertruck did not produce a tastydilla, I bet

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✨𝓔ᦓꪻroᵈᒍ❕𝖓𝖓🫀's avatar ✨𝓔ᦓꪻroᵈᒍ❕𝖓𝖓🫀 @o-0.bsky.social
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Holds more in the trunk as well...

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No Biney Here's avatar No Biney Here @tedturneriscrazy.bsky.social
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I saw my first one in the employ of a roofing company and all I could think was that it was a child's rendition of a car in an early 3D modeling program and that I have seen more convincing cars in Doom wads

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The Almighty Tallest 's avatar The Almighty Tallest @spooknine.bsky.social
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But the taco bell quesadilla press serves a useful purpose!

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Nihl L'Amas's avatar Nihl L'Amas @nih-llamas.bsky.social
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Stop trying to make Cybertruck sound cool or useful.

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Jackdaw's avatar Jackdaw @struttingjackdaw.bsky.social
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My condolences

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daryl "cherche le beau travail" bartley 🏳️‍⚧️ 's avatar daryl "cherche le beau travail" bartley 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social
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at least that serves a noble purpose! same for hotel ice machines and even dumpsters

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Cerebellum Appreciating Neuropsychologist🦦🦥🦔's avatar Cerebellum Appreciating Neuropsychologist🦦🦥🦔 @deborahbuddingphd.bsky.social
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Except the press does something good and yummy unlike the Cybertruck

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Micah's avatar Micah @rincewind.run
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I love all the things people compare them to “it’s a dumpster! it’s a Taco Bell quesadilla press!” it is all of that and more, what a wonderfully terrible vehicle

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Richard Moon's avatar Richard Moon @rmoonhill.bsky.social
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Counterpoint: You'd be able to tell them apart because a Taco Bell quesadilla press actually works well and produces happiness.

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Paul Southworth's avatar Paul Southworth @southworth.bsky.social
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Are you going to post a pic of the quesadilla press for comparison?

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Just a Pumpkin's avatar Just a Pumpkin @pumpkintorch.bsky.social
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Hey now, food service equipment is required to be cleanable

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