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Joanne Harris@joannechocolat.bsky.social |
Man outside a cafe in Bath, having breakfast. Gets up to shoo seagulls away. Leaves his table for just the half-second required for another seagull to steal his croissant. Man chases the croissant thief; another seagull steals his toast. Raucous laughter from all the gulls.
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Lorna
@florilegia.bsky.social
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My husband watched a gull steal a manβs sandwich out of his hand at Cardiff station last week
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Glen Grambo
@glengrambo.bsky.social
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π€£
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Grumpy
@grumpyyetamusin.bsky.social
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Much like velociraptors in the Jurassic Park movies, they divert and conquer
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evan.
@fups.bsky.social
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squad gulls
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Quietly Curious πΊπ¦π¨π¦ ποΈ
@quietlycurious.bsky.social
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Them seagulls is shifty I tell ya!
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Land Moose
@landmoose.bsky.social
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If I'm ever eating my breakfast outdoors, something has gone seriously wrong with the social order. It's like seeing a deer downtown.
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Nathalie
@spacedlaw.bsky.social
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Well coordinated heist
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Martin McGrath
@martinmcgrath.bsky.social
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Aliens observing Earth approach gulls: "Take us to your leader!" Gulls rob aliens of everything that might be edible. Earth is destroyed in first interstellar war.
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c0nc0rdance
@c0nc0rdance.bsky.social
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Bird mafia.
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Armando Bayolo
@armandobayolo.bsky.social
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Anyone start playing Yakety Sax at any point?
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proleartthreat
@proleartthreat.bsky.social
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ramza saddiq
@heartgold.xyz
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I hope you all take this very explicit lesson on colonialism to heart
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chiller
@thechiller.bsky.social
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It's the only way they learn. You gotta hunch over that pastry hissing, like it's the chosen babe and you are the goblin king stealing it down to the underworld.
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Emma Thane of Cawdor
@redwellyfeats.bsky.social
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Toast AND a croissant?! That's a lot of carbs (says the woman who has just stuffed a gorgeous strawberry milkshake cruffin in her face).
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Toghrul
@parabourne.bsky.social
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People reading about it and imagine.
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Andy Basement
@andybasement101.bsky.social
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πππ
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Colin Speirs π§οΈπ΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ Ώ
@dampscot.bsky.social
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Similar on Saturday but the seaside guy gets up to chase gulls from fish supper One gull lunges to seize chip, ends up pushing fish supper off quay into sea Bus queue laughs
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Bill Bennett
@billbennett.bsky.social
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Be honest. That was you, wasn't it?
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Rocky Rococo
@dmax801.bsky.social
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Bruce Wayne hears laughter from a nearby table, and looks up to see Alfred in stitches.
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Myriam
@pikatchoune.bsky.social
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It's called karma π
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John Perschino
@johnperschino.bsky.social
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Very good. Feels like I watched the entire thing unfold.
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@copythis.bsky.social
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cc: @therealmadgraham.bsky.social
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Avian Face-Tool
@beakmoo.bsky.social
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Amateur.
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Dave B πͺπΈ (FrostyVeldskoen)
@davebspain.bsky.social
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#TeamGull πͺ
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Elizabeth Roderick
@talesfrompurgatory.bsky.social
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Why would you get up to shoo the seagulls away? These birds are absolutely using humansβ entitlement, thinking we deserve to take up all the space and leave nothing for other creatures, against us. If Iβm surrounded by a gang of gulls, I share my food. Theyβre running a protection racket.
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@patrickdalton7.bsky.social
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πππ
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From Lichen Glen
@lichenglen.bsky.social
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the sign says please do not feed the seagulls as IT encourages them and on the table they will stand cock-a-beak, with a one eye stare, that hungry empty stomach demanding desperate stare, at that fish on your plate that was its natural fare, and as you feed, its table its plate the sea, lies bare
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Ben Deckard
@bendeckard.bsky.social
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Hashtag Bathlife. I'm sure the gulls have seats on the council. They run that place.
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