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Dr Johnny Milkshake PhD

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Marxist. Sabres Fan. Cat guy. probably high. He/They. Appalachian

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Dr Johnny Milkshake PhD 's avatar Dr Johnny Milkshake PhD @johnnymilkshake.bsky.social
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Cant stop eating my wife’s nuts. She bought the fancy mix.

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underground jizz

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CHOAM Nomsky 💭's avatar CHOAM Nomsky 💭 @thielman.bsky.social
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yes, we boiled the planet, but it was worth it to make a machine that, instead of adding two plus two, takes the statistical average of every answer to questions containing "what" "is" "two" and "plus" from a database of illegal cell phone transcripts and returns a fake nude pic of a high schooler

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As an NC resident I he means me! I feel special

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If the fascists get rid of OSHA can I take summer smoke breaks in the walk in freezer?

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I didn't watch it because I assumed it was the same guy. Jesus people.

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I'll vote for Biden if he makes this the official flag of the US of A.

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journeyman folklorist's avatar journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social
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Brazilian officials indicted Bolsonaro for getting diamonds from the Saudis. The Saudis also booked 500 rooms at Trump’s DC hotel to put cash in his pocket but we can’t do anything about it due to being a shithole country

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It’s not depression it’s that the world is burning, but also the depression.

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So that’s what fireworks are! Wow, thanks NPR.

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Gregory Hays's avatar Gregory Hays @aristofontes.bsky.social
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Wow, real banana republic stuff. I'm glad our presidents can launder money and associate criminally without worrying about this kind of thing.

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KJ Charles's avatar KJ Charles @kjcharleswriter.com
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"Nobody used to think men exploiting women was wrong" is up there with "Nobody used to think slavery was wrong" as a really impressive giveaway of who you think counts as "nobody".

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Laying in bed high AF paranoid that I might have accidentally brushed my teeth with one of my partner’s steroid ointments.

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Shiv Ramdas's avatar Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv.bsky.social
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Totally normal country

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Mine lives with six cats and I'm pretty sure he just assumes that he is also a cat. He wants to fight every dog he sees (or hears).

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It’s amazing how much of the chattering class is unfamiliar with basic American political history.

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The Onion's avatar The Onion @theonion.com
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The largely silent ad, which will reportedly air in battleground states across the country, features a sequence of headshots depicting politicians, former Trump White House officials, journalists, and seemingly random average Americans with big red X’s over their faces.

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They are we fascists on a lot of issues, so this tracks.

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There are plenty of sources available for you to educate yourself. I don’t do it for free. Kindly fuck off.

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They are the same place. Colonizer and colonized.

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Dr Johnny Milkshake PhD 's avatar Dr Johnny Milkshake PhD @johnnymilkshake.bsky.social
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Was the wine that Jesus made out of water red or white? Is this in The Bible anywhere?

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This is a claustrophobia subtweet not a suicide subtweet.

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I want one of those above ground burials, like humans did for millennia. No need to dig a hole. Just leave me for the birds.

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Tyler James Hill's avatar Tyler James Hill @tylerjameshill.bsky.social
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I don't get it, why can't they commit fraud? Congress is doing it, scotus is doing it, the presidents do it, the wealthiest people in the world do it, everyone they are told to look up to and respect are celebrated for it. Why wouldn't they think they could commit fraud? It's the American Way.

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bakoon's avatar bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social
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at the rate the planet is becoming inhabitable even their best case scenario 1000 year fascist reich will last less than half a decade. oh cool, package arrived

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Popehat's avatar Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social
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/8 At any rate, congratulations to the Federalist Society for an achievement beyond the reach of the British, outside the grasp of bloody civil war, impossible to Nazis and Soviets and terrorists: defeating the American idea.

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Dr Johnny Milkshake PhD 's avatar Dr Johnny Milkshake PhD @johnnymilkshake.bsky.social
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Do you mean MORE violence and war? Because we have plenty of those things already. It's a feature of bourgeois democracy. It's just that the violence is directed at those the state-- and all it's attendant institutions, deem undesirable.

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I worked in a factory in north Georgia in the mid-nineties. On my first day I ate lunch outside at “the black table” not realizing that was a thing. Got a lot of looks and comments from the he other white folks from then on out. Just the whites tho.

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Apropos of nothing, I’ve spent some time in GA…I wouldn’t call it friendly.

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I thought the Deep State was going to take of Trump. Weird

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Okay, but Shrimp Jesus is my personal Jesus.

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Not that you asked, but if I encounter an unchaperoned robot on the street I’m tossing it in the nearest body of water. If I can lift it.

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This is why I rarely eat edibles. I forget that I took one 30 minutes later and smoke weed, and about 15 minutes after that it gets a little fuzzy.

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lol. I caught a block for liking. I wish that happened more often.

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