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Jon Sager

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Hey babe come here, a new troll just dropped. It a good one.

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“The Golden Corral Leftovers” burrito.

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It won’t hurt to try. At worst you get a burger.

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I’m at very terrified right now, but I have a privilege buffer.

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My old man dating profile rocked compared to this. No wonder I got my Beth.

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David M. Perry's avatar David M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social
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"Tractor Supply Company could have just affirmed that it supports everyone who tries to live “life out here,” while making sure that “out here” is still around as we try to pull back from this era of fire and flood."

I threw away my hat.

www.cnn.com/2024/07/02/o...

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Usually speculative fiction speculates about a future farther than “tomorrow”.

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Merry and Pippin want you for a thruple.

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Popehat's avatar Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social
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/8 At any rate, congratulations to the Federalist Society for an achievement beyond the reach of the British, outside the grasp of bloody civil war, impossible to Nazis and Soviets and terrorists: defeating the American idea.

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b-boy bouiebaisse's avatar b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie.bsky.social
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all of this for donald fucking trump of all people

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Which fear for our democracy, I dissent.

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Battlestar Galactica and Talos Project 2… a bit on the nose…

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I’ve never agreed more with a statement.

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In America being rich doesn’t get you ahead. It prevents you from falling back. (Statistically rich, not Bezos rich.)

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Every fall, Covid in the left arm, flu on the right.

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And if you get matched and don’t like fare, cancellation fee.

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I’m so old I remember bang paths.

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Jon Sager's avatar Jon Sager @jonsager.bsky.social
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It is commissioning art not creating it.

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Effin' Birds's avatar Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com
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petition to make this the official bird of bluesky

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The Onion's avatar The Onion @theonion.com
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“New satellite data confirms that every corner of the earth has the incorrect quantity of water,” the report read in part, noting that even though the total amount of water on the planet seemed to be about right, the distribution of that water across the globe was “way off.”

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Jon Sager's avatar Jon Sager @jonsager.bsky.social
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Maybe he picked them up from the store and was misheard like “7 in one shot”

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Jon Sager's avatar Jon Sager @jonsager.bsky.social
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If you have access to a 3d printer there are lots of designs available and scaling them up is pretty easy.

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Jon Sager's avatar Jon Sager @jonsager.bsky.social
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The more expensive longer term is to try and get you into a lease end that coincides when they think people paying more will show up. It shows they are using pricing software and are unlikely to negotiate.

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Boo! I got it first time in April. I feel for ya.

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Zoe Plait's avatar Zoe Plait @zoemisery.bsky.social
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I have a new website that details my editing services! Book a free initial consultation at zoeplait.com.

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Jon Sager's avatar Jon Sager @jonsager.bsky.social
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I dip into them when I’m bored. Otherwise just following.

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Jon Sager's avatar Jon Sager @jonsager.bsky.social
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Rats are amazing companions if you can deal with the short lifespan.

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aric's avatar aric @aghastronaut.bsky.social
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There's only ONE basic movie plot. "How do I get away from these dinosaurs?" The dinosaurs may be debt or feelings or Robert Mitchum. But it's all the same thing.

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Jessica, Kait's Wife 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈's avatar Jessica, Kait's Wife 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pairofclaws.bsky.social
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"When they dig up your bones, they're going to say you were a man!" You think that's bad? When they dig up your bones, I'll probably have to leave the state.

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"Food" Thoyd's avatar "Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social
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Me trying to remember the word "bluegrass"

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Jeramy Neugin 's avatar Jeramy Neugin @lostcitymagic.bsky.social
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Your Cherokee words for today. The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.

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Jon Sager's avatar Jon Sager @jonsager.bsky.social
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That black shirt would be ironic if it came in your size.

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Jolly fellow orphans nefarious lawyer.

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Pwnallthethings's avatar Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social
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If Ds aren't willing to say "this is a big deal" loudly and consistently, then why on earth would the electorate think it is a big deal?

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Daniel Fienberg 's avatar Daniel Fienberg @thefienprint.bsky.social
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How about "Everybody has to live *with* the worst moment they ever had in their life"? Everybody [nearly everybody] is worthy of redemption and second chances and all of that grace-based stuff. But those things don't come from sitting in a cool, dark corner for a few days. That's mold, not grace.

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