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Keith Schleiffer

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Cancer caregiver 24/7 whenever my wife needs me. Writer trying to publish. Engineer in medical device industry. Coast Guard veteran. Pronouns he-him, but just because I'm ordinary doesn't mean anyone else must be.


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Jen Donohue's avatar Jen Donohue @authorizedmusings.bsky.social
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today is my NINETEEN YEAR anniversary working at my local library In honor of that, I ask you to get a card to your local public library today! If you ALREADY have a card to your local public library, check out their digital resources! Their summer programs! And yeah, they have books too.

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Keith Schleiffer's avatar Keith Schleiffer @kschleiffer.bsky.social
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Cookie leads such an adventurous life!

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Liam Hogan's avatar Liam Hogan @liamhogan.bsky.social
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Frederick Douglass: "America is false to the past, false to the present, and solemnly binds herself to be false to the future." (1852)

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Keith Schleiffer's avatar Keith Schleiffer @kschleiffer.bsky.social
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I only know of one magna carta...

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gingerest's avatar gingerest @gingerest.bsky.social
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Men of Earth: if you find yourself developing pants-feelings about your kids' nanny or au pair, it will save everyone a lot of pain if you just punch yourself in the nuts or equivalent until the feelings subside.

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Keith Schleiffer's avatar Keith Schleiffer @kschleiffer.bsky.social
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No, I do not. But the press treats these two events differently: one with a casual mention in passing, the other wringing their hands about the end being near.

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Dr. Johnathan Flowers, Blade Wielding Bisexual (Lordean arc)'s avatar Dr. Johnathan Flowers, Blade Wielding Bisexual (Lordean arc) @shengokai.bsky.social
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Over at the Bad Place, I made a tradition of posting Douglass' "What, To The Slave, Is The Fourth of July," and I intend to carry on that tradition here. Since most versions you read in classes or in textbooks have parts omitted, the link below has the full text of the speech.

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Keith Schleiffer's avatar Keith Schleiffer @kschleiffer.bsky.social
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Yes, exactly. He can issue an illegal order but those who carry it out may face consequences. For the first time in his life, if he wants impunity he has to do it himself.

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Keith Schleiffer's avatar Keith Schleiffer @kschleiffer.bsky.social
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Not to mention Lara and her current role.

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Keith Schleiffer's avatar Keith Schleiffer @kschleiffer.bsky.social
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We saw Eric and Junior engaged in campaign decisions, how it it different?

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Keith Schleiffer's avatar Keith Schleiffer @kschleiffer.bsky.social
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Ammonia. But don't use household ammonia. Your drug store should be selling "Afterbite." If not, try a bait shop or sporting goods store.

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Keith Schleiffer's avatar Keith Schleiffer @kschleiffer.bsky.social
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Based on your posts here there's an argument that circus level has been unlocked for you already.

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Keith Schleiffer's avatar Keith Schleiffer @kschleiffer.bsky.social
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Show them a topic whose headline will generate more clicks.

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Keith Schleiffer's avatar Keith Schleiffer @kschleiffer.bsky.social
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My four years as a full-time graduate student convinced me I didn't want to join a university faculty after all. I've spent my career working in industry. Never took a job requiring the doctorate (but the education has served me well).

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Keith Schleiffer's avatar Keith Schleiffer @kschleiffer.bsky.social
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It's on my bucket list. I get seasick easily, so I took a bucket with me when I went on watch in rough seas. (I haven't been as far south as the Drake Passage.)

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Keith Schleiffer's avatar Keith Schleiffer @kschleiffer.bsky.social
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Poverty and hopelessness is a solid starting point for radicalization. Israel must turn their attention to winning the peace.

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Faine Greenwood's avatar Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social
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NY Times columnist scrambling to complete a piece about how Biden should drop out in favor of this lil guy

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Sean's avatar Sean @publichealth.bsky.social
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reminder: if biden tries to abuse total immunity, even in the smallest way, congress—including many democrats—will impeach and remove his ass because those powers are only for republicans

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Keith Schleiffer's avatar Keith Schleiffer @kschleiffer.bsky.social
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Even if you don't read long threads, make an exception and read this one.

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Keith Schleiffer's avatar Keith Schleiffer @kschleiffer.bsky.social
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Next election I am running for Library Board. They rarely have enough candidates to fill the open seats. My local library is essentially rural, covering a few towns.

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Keith Schleiffer's avatar Keith Schleiffer @kschleiffer.bsky.social
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Steve couldn't have accidentally landed in better timing. He can't respond to current events on his vlog until four days before the election. (I'm sure he's got some recorded stuff and some greatest hits to rerun, but that's not the same.)

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Kathleen Rowan 🌱's avatar Kathleen Rowan 🌱 @rowanauthor.bsky.social
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*hawking my wares* REFRESHING NATURE PHOTOS! GET YER MOMENT OF PERSPECTIVE AND RENEWED SENSE OF WONDER HERE! ✨ Guaranteed amelioration of fluorescence-induced eye strain, or your money back!

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Keith Schleiffer's avatar Keith Schleiffer @kschleiffer.bsky.social
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What on earth is objectionable about Ace? "Oh, I just can't tolerate people who abstain."

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Keith Schleiffer's avatar Keith Schleiffer @kschleiffer.bsky.social
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Let's just stop discussing arresting Supreme Court justices or sending Spec Ops after "wrong" politicians. That's what tyrants do. It feels good to fantasize, but Joe turning tyrant loses votes. By far the best solution is an irrefutable election result for an unquestionably honorable person.

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G. Willow Wilson's avatar G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me
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If only we could read some history and learn from it or something

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greg2hats's avatar greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com
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Sorry to all my lawyer friends who spent a bunch of time learning how law works in the US. I had friends who were Flash developers and things turned out alright for them after they pivoted to C# or whatever. Hopefully there's an equivalent for our national legal system

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Dorian Wright's avatar Dorian Wright @dorianwright.bsky.social
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"Look, the Wall Street Journal lists all these companies that did poorly after they initiated diversity initiatives." Huh, looks like most of them were also acquired by private equity groups in leveraged buyouts, and then conducted stock buybacks. "YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO ACTUALLY READ THAT FAR!"

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Keith Schleiffer's avatar Keith Schleiffer @kschleiffer.bsky.social
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As long as he's sleeping as part of his official duties.

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Keith Schleiffer's avatar Keith Schleiffer @kschleiffer.bsky.social
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You can be underpaid and still a professional! 😉🙃

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Keith Schleiffer's avatar Keith Schleiffer @kschleiffer.bsky.social
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The problem is improved business performance from a more diverse workforce didn't appear in the next quarterly report. Clearly it wasn't working fast enough.

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Keith Schleiffer's avatar Keith Schleiffer @kschleiffer.bsky.social
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"I'm trained in the law, I'm prepared to understand the essentials of anything."

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Keith Schleiffer's avatar Keith Schleiffer @kschleiffer.bsky.social
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We used to call a mine collapse a mine collapse. Sinkholes were limestone collapsing in Florida from groundwater getting too low.

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Keith Schleiffer's avatar Keith Schleiffer @kschleiffer.bsky.social
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If only serving his country was a motivation ...

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Keith Schleiffer's avatar Keith Schleiffer @kschleiffer.bsky.social
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Yes, my reaction as well. Everything, you see, is better when AI participates.

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John Dellaporta's avatar John Dellaporta @johndellaporta.bsky.social
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A few years ago, Jon Lovett floated a theory that media treats Democrats like protagonists - to be challenged, accounted, and forced to be behave in growth-oriented ways - while the GOP are treated like antagonists - immutable, expected to disrupt, thematic obstacles. Thinking about that a lot.

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Kevin M. Kruse's avatar Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social
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The conservative majority of the Supreme Court doesn’t think bribery is much of a crime, but someone sleeping in their car is

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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈's avatar David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social
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Recently, I was peer reviewing a paper, and it cited one of my papers. Except... it wasn't anything I had written. The title sounds like something I'd write. It included coauthors I work with, and was in a journal I've published in. But it wasn't real. AI is not good for science.

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Keith Schleiffer's avatar Keith Schleiffer @kschleiffer.bsky.social
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I set out knowing how many chapters I intend to write and even that might not turn out to be true.

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A.R. Moxon's avatar A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social
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One thing that anti-woke “comedy” is good for is exposing differentiators between normal decent people, for whom freedom is simply the right to exist without being dehumanized and bullied, and conservatives, for whom freedom is mostly the right to dehumanize and bully others.

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Keith Schleiffer's avatar Keith Schleiffer @kschleiffer.bsky.social
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"These features are all discoverable. You don't need a manual at all." (Mwahahaha!)

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Keith Schleiffer's avatar Keith Schleiffer @kschleiffer.bsky.social
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Time to cite the Citizens United decision.

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The Onion's avatar The Onion @theonion.com
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Museum spokesperson Anne Sheridan stated that British officials hoped the move would ultimately strengthen the country’s diplomatic ties with Zeus.

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