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Blue Heron Farm
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She's holding her own hand. 🥹
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KaffeTakk@kaffetakk.bsky.social |
33 followers 44 following 402 posts
She/her Social Democrat. Happily married to @MurbsSox! ❤️ you 4ever Quinn 🐤 #Yes2SAFE 🐴#DonateLife 💙💚#HandMarkedPaperBallots #PublicEducation #UnionStrong
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Blue Heron Farm
@blueheronfarm.bsky.social
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She's holding her own hand. 🥹
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Blue Heron Farm
@blueheronfarm.bsky.social
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It's time for Sammie's daily ear check-in
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Blue Heron Farm
@blueheronfarm.bsky.social
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Bring your car club! Or chess club, or knitting club, or whatever
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Blue Heron Farm
@blueheronfarm.bsky.social
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Babby
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Tom Scocca
@tomscocca.bsky.social
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Just like none of the bold investigators backfilling Joe Biden's feeble debate performance with punchy anonymous quotes have ever figured out why Trump was rushed to Walter Reed, claimed he wanted a spur-of-the-moment weekend checkup, and a year later declared that he had NOT had a series of strokes
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Blue Heron Farm
@blueheronfarm.bsky.social
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Just got an email with the hurricane procedures for my mom's Memory Care center. 😬 (We are not expecting any issues up here from Beryl.)
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Derek Powazek
@fraying.bsky.social
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You’ll never guess which of the two candidates is a convicted rapist.
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Blue Heron Farm
@blueheronfarm.bsky.social
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Well, shit
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Blue Heron Farm
@blueheronfarm.bsky.social
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Kiss?
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Kevin is on the road to nowhere
@mwgore.bsky.social
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This could be you! @blueheronfarm.bsky.social
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Phil Lewis
@phillewis.bsky.social
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TOPEKA, Kan. (AP) — Kansas Supreme Court strikes down 2 anti-abortion laws, bolstering the state's right to abortion access.
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Joyce Park
@troutgirl.bsky.social
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Whatever Putin told him to.
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The future producer of “Himbo Heist”
@legalminimum.bsky.social
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Traitor says what?
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Peter
@notalawyer.bsky.social
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the latest Snowden leak: his brain from his ears
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Blue Heron Farm
@blueheronfarm.bsky.social
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Lol. Lmao, even.
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Blue Heron Farm
@blueheronfarm.bsky.social
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Whyyyyyy am I seven years old?? I'm literally crying right now.
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Blue Heron Farm
@blueheronfarm.bsky.social
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He wants to know why I've been slacking on his salads
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Blue Heron Farm
@blueheronfarm.bsky.social
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Today in Jeremy's salad: romaine, strawberry tops, cactus, roses, and geranium
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Blue Heron Farm
@blueheronfarm.bsky.social
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America, you in danger, girl.
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Blue Heron Farm
@blueheronfarm.bsky.social
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My preferred method is to give the lawyer's number to my significant other or someone else who stays at home. I call them, they call the lawyer. YMMV
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Blue Heron Farm
@blueheronfarm.bsky.social
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We're printing shirts again.
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Blue Heron Farm
@blueheronfarm.bsky.social
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It's time for Sammie's daily ear check-in. With bonus Mama Dog flat ears.
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Ashley Fairbanks
@ziibiing.com
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Buying a thin blue line punisher skull magnet for our car to try to get us safe passage out of Texas if shit hits the fan.
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The Silvered Spherical Ideal Median Voter
@swolecialism.bsky.social
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i really am going to be logged off for the holiday but i would like to drop off a parting thought: publishing a monarchist anti-voting take on the fourth of july is the strongest possible indication of someone's core, true values
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Blue Heron Farm
@blueheronfarm.bsky.social
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My new Buddha belly is getting its first true leaf! 🥹🌱
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Notorious RBMK
@comraderobot.bsky.social
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A more interesting question is: is pee pee a kind of poo poo
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Blue Heron Farm
@blueheronfarm.bsky.social
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Just the picture of health, vigor and the character necessary to lead this nation.
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Blue Heron Farm
@blueheronfarm.bsky.social
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I believe this is a Texas only thing. 🤷🏻♀️ But it looks like Outshine makes a mango tajin popsicle for the rest of you
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Blue Heron Farm
@blueheronfarm.bsky.social
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My life was changed at the grocery store today.
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Blue Heron Farm
@blueheronfarm.bsky.social
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Sammie also came in for a little lie down
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Blue Heron Farm
@blueheronfarm.bsky.social
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Sometimes I want to lie down on the sofa, but this guy is already sacked out, so I go lie down in the bedroom. And as soon as I do, he usually gets up and comes in to lie in the bedroom. 😐
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Blue Heron Farm
@blueheronfarm.bsky.social
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😅
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Duckshow
@duckshow.bsky.social
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"The Tesla Cybertruck seems to be one of the most versatile vehicles....." omg, they're right - it's the only car ever produced that can simultaneously function as a mandoline and a paperweight!
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the jEfE
@thejefe.bsky.social
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Blue Heron Farm
@blueheronfarm.bsky.social
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That's the $3K tent, no?
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Thomas Fuchs 🔭🕹️
@thomasfuchs.at
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Did you see how they originally marketed this vs what they’re actually selling….
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Gatz
@okfwy.bsky.social
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No need! Tesla products all function as individualized crematoria upon gentle impact.
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Blue Heron Farm
@blueheronfarm.bsky.social
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Just pre-program the coordinates to your local mortuary before you seal yourself in for the night. Congratulations! You saved 50 bucks on a motel!
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Blue Heron Farm
@blueheronfarm.bsky.social
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I think it's nice that you can turn your cybertruck into a hearse with this simple hack.
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Blue Heron Farm
@blueheronfarm.bsky.social
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Almost forgot! Time for Sammie's daily ear check-in!
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Faine Greenwood
@faineg.bsky.social
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Notice how everyone is somehow talking about Biden Too Old right now, and NOT about how the Supreme Court just legalized Trump being a dictator for life and gutted the administrative state, and how the Heritage Foundation is now issuing terrorist threats? Think that might not be an accident?
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Blue Heron Farm
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And one more thing, because I'm all het up about this, but the only two sitting Congress people calling for him to resign over age are also part of the fucking gerontocracy. Everyone over 70 can step down or shut up.
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Blue Heron Farm
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And to ever, EVER talk about one without the other is malpractice.
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Blue Heron Farm
@blueheronfarm.bsky.social
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One guy lost his train of thought, pretty embarrassingly, in a debate one night. The other talks about sharks and Hannibal Lechter and thinks some airplanes are invisible, and hoards paperwork, some classified, in the bathroom in his own personal Versailles.
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Blue Heron Farm
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Seriously. He's so clearly more mentally fit than Trump. I say this as someone dealing with a parent with advanced dementia. Trump seems like he's got dementia, Biden seems like he's slowing down a normal amount for his age. You can argue they're both too old. They are! But those are the choices.
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Faine Greenwood
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It also makes me feel insane that the rat fuck around Biden’s age and mental capacity is being uncritically spread around by Democrats when Trump is *incredibly obviously* grotesquely mentally incapacitated, in a way that is genuinely terrifying.
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Derf Backderf
@derfbackderf.bsky.social
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"It'll be bloodless if you lefties give us everything we want, capice?" says the hairless fascist wonk who won't get anywhere near the street barricades.
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Murbs’ Sox
@murbssox.bsky.social
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This 🧵 is the whole ballgame & why this foolishness needs to stop IMMEDIATELY.
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Bodega Cats
@bodegacats.bsky.social
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