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Kashana@kashana.bsky.social |
Americans, looking to move abroad: “so where can I live that isn’t fascist, won’t wilt under climate change, and has a Whole Foods?”
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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass King
@weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social
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"and doesn't have too many of *those people*"
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One Who Walks Among the Dead
@anubisthejackal.bsky.social
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Not sure about Whole Foods, but Greenland is gonna get less ironic in the next 50 years (I'd bet).
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Dell Adams
@dell-adams.bsky.social
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Whatever happens with fascism, the warming is global (and is happening faster the further north you go)
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Megabazos
@megabazo.bsky.social
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Antarctica? Just watch out for malamutes :(
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Gloomy Gus
@gloomygus.bsky.social
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First world nations that are not currently circling the fascist drain: 1) Iceland 2) Canada, I think? 3) ...Japan, maybe? 4) uh... does Brazil count? 5)
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UnboughtAndUnbossed
@rwford.bsky.social
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🗣️🗣️ And will take us It’s not easy to emigrate. Even with money.
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Dominique Marks
@dominiqmarks.bsky.social
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Bezos is going to Mars isn't he?
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Syreeta McFadden
@reetamac.bsky.social
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Whole planet tilting fascist, bless their hearts in their search for safety and higher ground.
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Michele
@ibumichele.bsky.social
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Japan doesn’t have Whole Foods
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joqatana
@joqatana.bsky.social
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I would happily move somewhere that doesn’t have Whole Foods. There’s TWO of them in this town, a mile apart, plus a giant cloned copy that I won’t set foot in. The summer temperature rarely gets warm enough for a tank top & the winds are generally 15 mph. I want out. I don’t get to choose.
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Seán Wrenn
@seanwrenn.bsky.social
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This planet is getting too small for any remaining safe zones 🫠
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Big Fat Bartolo's Colon
@graweman.bsky.social
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Minnesota?
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Joseph O
@josepho.bsky.social
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And searching at a time when Google sucks. My search results always start with instructions on building a time machine.
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ThurberTeam
@thurberteam.bsky.social
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Canada is always the answer.
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Berrak Sarıkaya
@berrakbiz.bsky.social
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Don't forget about Target.
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Father Jim's Flapjacks
@fathersfjs.bsky.social
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"Hawaii. I got this shit all figured out"
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@sainttimonious.bsky.social
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Montreal.
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Eóin Cunningham
@eoinmcunningham.bsky.social
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Ireland. (Dunnes > Whole Foods)
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Funk Funky!
@funkfunky.bsky.social
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I was definitely checking out job options in Europe yesterday.
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@RealJiaTan
@20goto10.xyz
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i was thinking of somewhere scandinavian but i dont know if i like techno enough to fit in with the naitives
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Alex
@alexkendziorski.bsky.social
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I found a hospital in Tanzania that will let me volunteer. Not sure about Whole Foods, but everyone sells vegetables at the roadside which is farm to table AF.
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Iain Bancarz
@iainrb.bsky.social
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Canada: 1) ✅️ 2) ✅️ 3) ✅️ (Hopeful American Googles 🇨🇦 immigration criteria, wails in despair)
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