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Joe Meek Till Brooklyn
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I looked for it too! They didn't have it in the most appropriate section, dang it.
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Joe Meek Till Brooklyn
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I looked for it too! They didn't have it in the most appropriate section, dang it.
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Joe Meek Till Brooklyn
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Conservatives think it's good art if the picture of a horse looks like a horse.
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Katie
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Please think of the dogs this 4th. Like mine, who wanted to open a fireworks stand, but the city will not grant him a permit
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Joe Meek Till Brooklyn
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Welp, looks like our liberal media found the thing they're going to beat into the dirt until Trump wins.
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Joe Meek Till Brooklyn
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You're back!
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Joe Meek Till Brooklyn
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Is this just among people who still have a land line and answer the phone to talk to strangers, or an actual representative sample of Americans?
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Joe Meek Till Brooklyn
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I just hope I get to help crowd-surf one of the useful idiots like Milo Yappadappalis or Ben Carson to the ovens while he screams to the guards that he's one of the good ones.
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Joe Meek Till Brooklyn
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Oh, heck. I hope you got the mildest of variants.
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Joe Meek Till Brooklyn
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Good!
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Joe Meek Till Brooklyn
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I'm curious, but not curious enough to watch the entire show to find out: Was there a single Mellencamp track over the entire run? Because if you were in rural Indiana in 1985, I bet he was *inescapable* on the radio.
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Lydia Polgreen
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The thing I can't stop thinking about is this: I'm 48, and in my adult lifetime there has been one Republican who won the popular vote. But I will probably spend the rest of my life under the authority of a Supreme Court dominated by hard right conservatives. How is that democracy?
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Joe Meek Till Brooklyn
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At the second debate, Biden blows Trump's head off with a Desert Eagle and then tells the moderators that as an official act of the POTUS, that murder is fully legal.
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Micah
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I want everyone to think about what Trump will do with explicit absolute immunity from prosecution and the full power of the presidency of the United States of America those are the stakes in November, full stop
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Joe Meek Till Brooklyn
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An overconfident Trump at the September debate could make all of this current handwringing obsolete. Think about how repellent he is in smug-asshole mode.
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David M. Perry
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Reminder that there are five ways to address the current SCOTUS problem. 1. Impeach some justices 2. Impose term limits 3. Expand the courts 4. Pass legislation limiting court prerogatives 5. Keep winning the presidency for the next 16 years or so while periodically also holding the senate.
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Joe Meek Till Brooklyn
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I've seen it on the big screen once, and it was astonishing.
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Joe Meek Till Brooklyn
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Yes, I know Trump barely squeaked into power the first time by winning electoral votes on a tighter-than-razor-thin margin in a few states. That's never been under question.
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Joe Meek Till Brooklyn
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Tell me, who's the one person to beat Trump in a presidential election, again?
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Joe Meek Till Brooklyn
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Telling anyone who didn't want genocide in Palestine to shut the fuck up because the grownups are talking and it was essential not to change horses midstream; now, of course, it's a few more months too late to change without looking cretinous. And making Trump look healthier and smarter.
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Joe Meek Till Brooklyn
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I know they did it in the Necronomicon anthology, but "Cool Air" is one that doesn't necessarily require ancient gods and human-skin-bound magic tomes. My version of "The Music of Erich Zann" is set in 1961 in London and you won't believe the sounds this weird dude can get from his console.
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Joe Meek Till Brooklyn
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The 2008 movie "Doomsday" is probably the closest you're going to get to that. They used the John Carpenter font for the opening credits, so the filmmakers' hearts were in the right place.
www.imdb.com/title/tt0483...
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Joe Meek Till Brooklyn
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Got this from my friend Mike; it always makes me smile.
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Joe Meek Till Brooklyn
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Chomps Elysee.
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Joe Meek Till Brooklyn
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Don't forget, to these freaks and ghouls "porn" = a woman revealing too much ankle.
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Joe Meek Till Brooklyn
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In 1986 I just thought it was a decent idea (but had no idea why he had several identical neckties). I think he's supposed to be autism-coded.
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Evan Deaubl
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"Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition …There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect." - Frank Wilhoit
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Sleestak
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"We had to unplug your father's breathing machine." "Why, Doctor? Was he past the point of no return?" "No, an AI company needs the electricity to make a cartoon picture of a 17 year old girl with breasts the size of 50 pound bags of cement and 4 rows of teeth."
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Joe Meek Till Brooklyn
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There is only one kind of person that wants to ban books about the Holocaust. Plenty of them in Texas, apparently.
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Joe Meek Till Brooklyn
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"I'm so tired of spending my time outwitting morons!"
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Joe Meek Till Brooklyn
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I talked my mom into taking me to see it in the theater when I was eleven. I read VERY CAREFULLY SELECTED parts of the four-star review in the Chicago Tribune, and also did not get to pick the movie for quite some time after that.
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Joe Meek Till Brooklyn
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Well, if ROSS DOUTHAT says Biden's toast, I guess the whole entire world has no choice but to believe him.
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Joe Meek Till Brooklyn
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War of the Satellites, one of the "torn from the headlines" Corman science fiction quickies. He's a space pilot who tells the U.N. that he's right, they're wrong.
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Joe Meek Till Brooklyn
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Please remember that CNN is Diet Fox and has been for years. Chris Licht wanted to go full-bore, it was a disaster, they're back to being Diet Fox again. But that's what they are.
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Joe Meek Till Brooklyn
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Danny DeVito deserved the Best Supporting Actor Oscar for his opening narration alone.
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Joe Meek Till Brooklyn
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Saying the quiet part loud, right wing / fascist version.
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Joe Meek Till Brooklyn
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Ran was the first one that came to mind. I'm still not sure how I feel about the son demonstrating that you can still break a bundle of arrows. Was he merely telling the truth? Arrogantly showing off? Trying to warn his father? Prophesying? All of the above?
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Joe Meek Till Brooklyn
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Huh. Maybe they should have stocked birth control and Plan B.
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Joe Meek Till Brooklyn
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Post an image people will hear when they see it
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Joe Meek Till Brooklyn
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I, literally, LOLed.
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Joe Meek Till Brooklyn
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Could be a bit of both. I'm fifty next year and I've worked at two publishers with career-advancement tracks that fired the entire department I worked in to save money. Once in 2001, once in 2013. Now I'm a union employee at a county courthouse, which means I've got at least SOME protection.
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merritt k
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we live in an age in which we have near limitless storage for data. unfortunately at this time we must erase all works of culture to make room for the infinite sea of machine slop
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Joe Meek Till Brooklyn
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There's going to be two lines (one for dancing, one for pissing), and the dancers get to go first for obvious reasons.
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Joe Meek Till Brooklyn
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Some graves are made for dancing.
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Joe Meek Till Brooklyn
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There's only one Tim Lehnerer, partly because there was a shortage of volunteers.
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Joe Meek Till Brooklyn
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If Alex Jones got leprosy of the AIDS of the cancer of the pain-sensing nerve endings, I would feel bad for the disease for contracting Alex Jones.
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Joe Meek Till Brooklyn
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...Or cash, or credit cards, or CashApp (ID: SupremeBribeTaker1 through 9, depending on which justice you're bribing)
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Joe Meek Till Brooklyn
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My Neopet is 23 years old, which is more than five times longer than the confederacy lasted. Let's get some Fire Grarrl statues up, people.
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Joe Meek Till Brooklyn
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(I have used this joke multiple times, and will continue to do so whenever the opportunity presents itself.)
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Joe Meek Till Brooklyn
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I don't know. What kind of person would hand out a bunch of weird novelty songs at a B movie marathon?
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Joe Meek Till Brooklyn
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Oh, that I had known of this when I was doing B Fest discs...
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