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Kevin Collins@kwcollins.bsky.social |
SCOTUS says it's okay to bribe officials as long as you pay after you receive the thing you paid for
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Cwnidog 🍉🇵🇸
@cwnidog.bsky.social
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So "for services rendered", then. I feel so much better. Why is it I think that two justices are looking out after their own asses?
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Mask Up Comments and Opinions
@commentsandopi2.bsky.social
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So the message is...always do a bribery on tick? Okay then
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Greer
@thegreer.bsky.social
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It's impressive that this one is so egregious that the liberal wing defected even though they've in recent history been mostly on-board with the doctrine of Corruption Isn't Corruption Unless You Say Into The Mic, "I'm Doing A Corruption."
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Marc N Cunat
@marccunat.bsky.social
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Harlan Crow & Leonard Leo are lighting cigars & waiting to see what flags the Roberts Court wives are going to fly.
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@tilghmac.bsky.social
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So now they get paid after they rule in someone’s favor..i see. That sounds so much better 🙄
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Nobody Ever
@frambley1.bsky.social
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Make sure to check those FICO scores beforehand!!
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Dagsly
@dagsly.bsky.social
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Chief Justice Colombo: I just can't make sense of this. Mrs. Sullivan gave Knuckles Brody 50 grand after he killed her rich husband? Why would she do that?
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Kevin Donoghue
@donoghuek.bsky.social
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I foresee problems if the bribe takes the form of an ongoing retainer for services rendered.
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Josh Haber
@joshhaber.bsky.social
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Is it still customary to tip your justice 20%?
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Kid Yossarian
@kidyossarian.bsky.social
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We can call it the "Paul Ryan Rule".
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Maltose Zaddy🍻
@troubeerdourks.bsky.social
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Suitcases of cash? BAD! Paying an invoice: SURE!
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Stephen Kiskamp
@skiskamp.bsky.social
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Will the memo on the check say "For Services Rendered"? 🤔
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Wait, what?
@johnnyphenomic.bsky.social
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It’s a gratuity, Michael. How much could it cost? Thirteen thousand dollars?
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Orc Wizard
@orcwizard.bsky.social
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Okay, but see the thing is, I don’t have that much on hand. Can I give you a little down now, and pay the rest later when I’m more liquid again? Would you take a single good-faith dollar?
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🚲aksfjh👖
@db-user.bsky.social
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none of that "half up front, half after the job" compromising for this court
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Pyrito Hedron
@pyritohedron.bsky.social
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"I'm good at my job, and people like me. They give me things - like gold bars - out of appreciation for my service. In general of course, never for specific deliverables. If that doesn't happen to you at your workplace, it must be skill issue."
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Ryan Cavanaugh
@searyanc.dev
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How is it _less_ corrupt to make the gift contingent on successful completion of the official act? I'm losing my mind
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Trapped in a Suburban Hellhole
@carljanderson.bsky.social
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Thought experiment- Imagine Fox News reaction if Planned Parenthood/George Soroe/boogieman of the day set up a GoFundMe to thank Justice Brown Jackson for her work on Delware v. Pennslyvania.
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James Marz
@jaymarz.bsky.social
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It’s tribute.
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Blue Meme
@bluememe.bsky.social
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Buy Clarence Thomas on layaway.
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Jason / Method One
@method1.bsky.social
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Justice Wimpy on the case
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Benjamín Schultz-Figueroa
@benspky.bsky.social
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How long until SCOTUS sees a case where someone is being sued for NOT paying a bribe.
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David Waldman
@kagrox.bsky.social
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Quo pro quid.
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Tenament Funster
@nfnnmidata.bsky.social
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perfectly timed with their planned installation of president bribe-o-matic coming up
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Lewis Muirhead
@bringthenoise.bsky.social
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Buy now, Bribe later
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Supine Jennings
@supinejennings.bsky.social
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Trying to instill honor amongst thieves.
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