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"...and may god have mercy on your soul" was not an effective goodnight after our first date

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Love love love this ❀️

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Lol. I used to. Gave it up a few months ago...

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Yup.

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π™±πšŠπš‹πšŽ πšƒπš›πšžπšπš‘'s avatar π™±πšŠπš‹πšŽ πšƒπš›πšžπšπš‘ @unfitz.bsky.social
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OK, which one of you is in charge of my happiness? For fucks sake, did you quiet quit?

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Personal space is very important to me and that’s why I carry around these here nunchucks

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As a palette cleanser I think I’m going to eat paint chips until my brain retires for the evening

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Yeah. That's what my gut says, too.

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Haha!!! Not the gurgling. I know how to handle *that*

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I know that I should try to be more positive, but I doubt it will work.

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Well, you're off to a good start.

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What do you do when your gut is telling you something you don't want to hear?

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I have a 2/2 overlooking the Lake of Fire.

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As a kid we said Hock-tooey which is infinitely better than hawk tua

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Grew up skipping school there.

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Looks like the Longboat Bridge

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Excellent!! So I can drop the feed I made?? This is new. I'll have to figure it out.

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I'm keeping my feed here politics free. It's still a work in progress. Hopefully, they won't be bothering me. Ha!

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The air is fresher here.

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Sexiest Man Alive implies there’s an even sexier corpse that needs to be excluded from consideration

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me: *drinking fourth red bull of the day my fitbit: hey man

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Oh thank God, I thought I was the only one! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Airplanes are helpful.

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sorry i made a β€œthroat slashing motion” during workplace safety bingo. i thought this was supposed to be competitive

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Been traveling... CA Coast to the FL Gulf Coast

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Dinner! My goofy lookin Italian Meatloaf. Delicious! No sides. 😝 πŸ˜‹

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Being a waiter isn’t a glamorous job, but hey it puts food on the table.

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That should save you some money if you saved your crutches.

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Buckle up. Shit starts breaking.

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<gigglesfromthe50s.gif>

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That's if you were to create your own feeds

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Yeah - I need a break. I've been building here for a while... collecting all my people!

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Fixed it. You're in it. It's called #TheFabFeed. You can pin it to your homepage for easy access

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Just locked myself out of the feed app. I'll have to figure it out once I can.

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My 5yo: Mommy, do you like mermaids? Me: I do! 5: You’re never gonna find one Me: 😢

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Wow. Woke up sexy as hell yet again. What are the odds?

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Monthly vet visits suck, but make for a happy, furry old lady.

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Fun fact: The one who wrote it has never even been to Africa

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If you want more "Me Time," buy him a 50" wide-screen monitor πŸ‘‡ πŸ˜…

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*noted* πŸ˜…

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Right?? It's been a bad month, but I'm all good now!!

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*snaps fingers*

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You betcha!

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I just figured out what was wrong with # TheFabFeed - it's back up and running now πŸ˜€

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I just figured out what was wrong with # TheFabFeed - it's back up and running now πŸ˜€

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