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lukelukeluke@lukelukeluke.bsky.social |
Sexiest Man Alive implies there’s an even sexier corpse that needs to be excluded from consideration
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Missy Bsky Edition 🌻🍉🦋
@fangirling0nly.bsky.social
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It's Paul Newman, man wrecks the curve on any plane of existence.
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Dee
@dangbeetle.bsky.social
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Paul Newman obviously
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Fellow Member of Your Preferred In-Group
@immaculatepizza.bsky.social
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James Dean still eating Chris Evans's lunch to this day.
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Ambientóloga
@ambientologa.bsky.social
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It's just a disclaimer to make sure they are not taking Paul Newman into account.
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[tone·milazzo]
@tonemilazzo.com
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Way more than one.
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Noisy Bridge Rod & Gun Club
@ofnadwy.bsky.social
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Selina
@followthelemur.bsky.social
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I fell down this rabbit hole last week...
bugle.fandom.com/wiki/Hotties...
It's probably Joanna the Mad
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Ben the Hammerhead
@benhammerhead.bsky.social
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And the frozen ones too
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Grillzombie
@grillzombie.bsky.social
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I don't think dead people can look sexier than you. ;-)
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Michelle
@grrlysquirrel.bsky.social
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That's an excellent point, Luke. You're a mushroom connoisseur and a deep thinker? Would you be my best friend?
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Groceries
@crisiscake.bsky.social
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I feel like checking whether this is true is basically the premise of Frankenstein
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Scott
@headintheclouds.bsky.social
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Thus the phrase “dead sexy”
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Purinos
@purinos.bsky.social
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A lot of good answers for Sexiest Man Dead, but the category also excludes Sexiest Theoretical Man. The idea of the sexiest man that people think of but doesn't actually exist.
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Sandy B.
@nebulousmenace.bsky.social
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I assumed Rasputin , but I will admit to not doing the research.
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Dagsly
@dagsly.bsky.social
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Because Yul Brynner died.
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Josh Dobbin
@joshdobbin.bsky.social
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all time champ-peen, Barnabas Collins.
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Daniel
@buckmeister.bsky.social
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Sexiest Man and the two sub categories; Dead and Alive
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quick13
@quick13.bsky.social
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Well sure, there are plenty of sexy dead guys right? Paul Newman, James Dean, Bruce Lee, Paul Robeson come to mind.
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Funk As Puck
@funkaspuck.bsky.social
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The sexy yet to be is the sexy for me. The data suggests, should mankind survive, peak sexy will be achieved in 3169.
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rabagast
@rabagast.bsky.social
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vampires are known to be very sexy
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99th Red Balloon
@99thredballoon.bsky.social
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They phased out Sexiest Man Dead after Michael Hutchence won it for 10 years on the trot
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Piatto Delgatto
@piattodelgatto.bsky.social
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Ngl I've seen some hot mummies
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@dreid63
@dreid63.bsky.social
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Ha, ha!
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It's Just a Name
@itsjustaname.bsky.social
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Bowie. It's Bowie.
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myownpetard הפטרדשלי
@myownpetard.bsky.social
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wow is this post the gift that keeps on giving or what
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Aaron Bourque
@afbourque.bsky.social
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David Bowie.
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Gwen, trans chaos goblin
@barit0wned.bsky.social
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The corpse is Paul Newman
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darko barsoomian
@darkoverlordofdata.bsky.social
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I Love The De
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Marion Deeds
@mariondeeds.bsky.social
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"He'd have taken the crown if only he weren't dead."
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ANDREΛS
@heyimandreas.bsky.social
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Ping @eeriedearie.bsky.social pga weird goth vibe
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Cap'n Cupcake
@maliceunchained.bsky.social
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Not gonna lie, this made me laugh quite a bit 😁
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Luke
@luke-minded.bsky.social
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en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cadaver...
To determine the true winner requires a cadaver synod
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Noctalgia
@spookysuit.bsky.social
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And what about the undead?
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Courtney
@connecticutting.bsky.social
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The comments have indicated the Sexiest Corpse competition is incredibly stiff. I’ll see myself out.
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InfiDale ⚡️
@infidale.bsky.social
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They regress pretty quickly.
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Logan 4 the trees
@logan4gar.bsky.social
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George Washington
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TheFamican (Doing my best🥺)
@thefamican.bsky.social
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Let's...keep this implication 6 feet under.
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Grimalkin, RN
@grimalkinrn.bsky.social
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A new use for the Bon Jovi classic song Young Guns (Wanted:Dead or Alive) will be made when they inevitably make this into a show.
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Evilbunny Pottymouth - Help us flush the Orange Turd in November
@mrsquirrel.bsky.social
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😆
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PK0!
@pknull.bsky.social
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an exquisite corpse, even
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jeff
@reyturner.bsky.social
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Dracula
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Kaiju-Hime 🎗️
@kaijuhime.bsky.social
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I stand by what I said that Sexiest Man Alive needs to be a yearly duel to the death.
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Mr. Unnatural
@mrunnatural.bsky.social
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That will all change at Zombie Apocalypse.
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Hipster Sasquatch
@hipstersasquatch.bsky.social
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The ancient dead didn't have all those pitfalls installed into their tombs just for shits and giggles. It was to keep out the stalkers.
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midnight🦇✡️
@midnightx.bsky.social
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i read that as “exhumed for consideration” (judge me as you will🫡)
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Wandering White Shark, PhD (he/him, still pagan)
@drseapearl.bsky.social
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jebus.
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Julia S.
@booktweeting.bsky.social
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Cary Grant can’t win it every year
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Mike tha Bike
@mwookie.bsky.social
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and probably COVERED in mushrooms!
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Bruce Arthurs
@brucearthursaz.bsky.social
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THE ZOMBIE BACHELOR: Coming to TV next year from ABC!
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢
@fleurkenstein.bsky.social
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What about undead?
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@rst.bsky.social
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Adonis has a reputation that's lasted quite a while...
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