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Handsomely stupid.

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McKinsey consultants billing out at $1000/hr:

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LesIncompetents's avatar LesIncompetents @lesincompetants.bsky.social
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We should just consider ourselves lucky they’re not adding comments in the margins. “Nice beach, fucko!”

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As with most of Silicon Valley, the secret to their success was tax fraud.

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Has to be. Fair enough to say he hasn’t been a DISASTER, but he’s had 5 1/2 years with the most talented group any US coach has ever had. He has NEVER overachieved, and regularly underachieves, even in wins like Jamaica in March.

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Two years to find a coach, US Soccer. Don’t waste a second.

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LesIncompetents's avatar LesIncompetents @lesincompetants.bsky.social
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Have you considered Rice-a-Roni? It’s the San Francisco treat.

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LesIncompetents's avatar LesIncompetents @lesincompetants.bsky.social
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Never thought I’d yearn so much for those challenging years following the Great Recession, when our president was healthy and a stern Bob Bradley was leading one of the least talented USMNT rosters of all time to a Confederations Cup final.

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LesIncompetents's avatar LesIncompetents @lesincompetants.bsky.social
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Sounds like we found tonight’s debate winner right here

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Thank BIG BEACH getting its sandy little fingers into every commercial boardwalk enterprise.

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LesIncompetents's avatar LesIncompetents @lesincompetants.bsky.social
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This suggestion that anyone other than paid pundits and people who have already made up their mind are watching this debate tonight is what’s going to tip me into media conspiracy theories.

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Am I crazy in thinking that nobody will watch this outside of people who have to for work? People who are hyper aware about politics already know who they’ll vote for & people who aren’t don’t even know there’s a debate because it’s late fucking June and they won’t pay attention until October.

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As someone not in the industry, I’m curious: do you think the triangle has overtaken Boston as med-bio-science capital of the US? Or is it just a difference of theory vs production labs, and this growth is more akin to automakers headquartered elsewhere moving production to less labor-friendly areas

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LesIncompetents's avatar LesIncompetents @lesincompetants.bsky.social
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Yessssss Vacation Cookbook is great cookbook content.

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actioncookbook's avatar actioncookbook @actioncookbook.bsky.social
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in retrospect we should not have been so hasty to expect the team named for an endangered species to beat the team named for oil

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LesIncompetents's avatar LesIncompetents @lesincompetants.bsky.social
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Stop trying to sway the votes, write about hooters or GTFO

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LesIncompetents's avatar LesIncompetents @lesincompetants.bsky.social
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Turned down at least one of the “recommended service” suggestions at the Nissan dealer because “you gotta let them know you’re not just some sap off the street” despite largely being the kind of sap who was in there anyway because he can’t change his own oil.

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LesIncompetents's avatar LesIncompetents @lesincompetants.bsky.social
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Let’s go month of almost-daily international soccer, hell yeah.

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I’m taking a more suspicious view. “Hmmm…what do they know about rising sea levels that I don’t.”

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LesIncompetents's avatar LesIncompetents @lesincompetants.bsky.social
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Wait is there a DIFFERENT Pat Robertson we’re all happy to see die? Like other than the one who died sometime last year? ‘Cause if so, yeah, screw that guy!

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Got a lot of learning done for Saturday already: “Why is Mexico-Brazil being played at Texas A&M?” “Kyle Field fits 102,000?!” “TEXAS A&M HAS THE BIGGEST STADIUM IN TEXAS?!”

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Haha I meant the away team but yes I suppose you’re not wrong.

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NETFLIX: i know exactly what you freaks want for pride month QUEERS: big! lizard! big! lizard! NETFLIX: yeah that's right you degenerates come get your big lizard

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LesIncompetents's avatar LesIncompetents @lesincompetants.bsky.social
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Look man, just admit Ted Mosby is based on you and we can all move on.

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That’s been my big hangup on the idea too. You’d assume if he called it that would mean Kamala is next (she would be if he died, so…) but nobody likes her, so that’s a sunk ship. But could she deal with someone else being nominated and not throw a fit that causes infighting? I don’t know.

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This is just to mark the location where a James Bond scene was set, in this case the famous BoatCar scene from “Dive Another Day”

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LesIncompetents's avatar LesIncompetents @lesincompetants.bsky.social
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Yeah, cutting that out DRASTICALLY dropped the number of possibilities unfortunately but all I know is I can finally breathe through my nose. And with my parents’ guest bed having it (and seeing how I breathe there) I’m 100% confident it’s not just in my head. But it never bothered my wife, so…

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Both from a price and comfort angle, I have been STUPID happy with our choice.

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My only contribution is after a lifetime of “allergies” whereby I ALWAYS woke up stuffy, I learned about fiberglass in mattresses last year and now that we have one without any, I can breathe while I sleep. If that’s never been a problem ignore this, if it has I highly recommend Costco’s Novaform.

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The most forever obvious and crushing thing about this is how goddamn quickly it all came crashing down as soon as there was just one person of authority willing to examine the setup. Just a complete and total sham.

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I may not have gotten to my first EPL game until age 30 but at least I caught this barn burner:

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Same. I passed on it because my English program’s London semester was in autumn…which is football season…at a big fun football school…but was actually FSU…during 2005-2008 :-(

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I thought Long Island was the institution, with yard privileges only as far as the Jersey shore

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tuberville goes to new york and of course trump’s defense completely falls apart

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Brian Grubb's avatar Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social
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a good name for a racehorse would be My Second Fastest Horse because a) it keeps expectations nice and low and b) it creates intrigue about another mysterious faster horse

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I want to know the algorithm that placed THIS ad for me on a dang soccer schedule app.

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Fiiiiiiiiiiine. There will be no Battle in Bucktown tonight.

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LesIncompetents's avatar LesIncompetents @lesincompetants.bsky.social
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My cousins weren’t allowed to watch the Simpsons and my sister and I were just stunned when we learned that during a family vacation. Dumbfounded.

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LesIncompetents's avatar LesIncompetents @lesincompetants.bsky.social
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That’s another one! Just hasn’t started yet. THE COOLNESS CONTIN—aaaaand he’s won the election and squashed the trial.

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That’s why my book is gonna set records going with the Wonka strategy, where 5 lucky buyers will receive a Golden Tome that gets them one free tour of the printing factory.

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Not from Philly, but watched the game and that is absolutely what happened. Coaches whose home arenas offer similar prizes should consider fouling a team’s worst shooter for the frenzy potential alone as opposed to calling a timeout.

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