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Michael of Manitoba

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i’ve seen some things


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hi

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professionally idk but if you’re looking for a hobby, electronics are fun and programming logic skills transfer nicely to circuit design

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murderbot can get anyone to read. wells struck gold with that series.

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saw a cat. a lady was nearby & she asked me to hold the cat. i asked if it was hers & she said no she’s afraid of them. i said ok & she skittered into her apartment building while her pal laughed at her from the doorway. very friendly chonk

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i don’t remember how it ends but i read a lot of those books as a kid & jim k didn’t write sad stories. most of their premises are “what if a dog was awesome?”

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but what if your trainer passes away and your owner decides to sell you so he takes you into the desert to show how fast you are to a buyer but you don’t like your owner so you run away and have to survive in an environment that your body is surprisingly well-adapted to?

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July 4th is very rough on my dog (he is a royalist and considers George Washington a traitor)

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When you’re coming out of anesthesia and someone asks if it’s 6:30 or 6:50

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i’m playing more isonzo. i am the alpini. the alpini is me.

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Vincent Price and Peter Lorre cheerfully playing with a couple of black cats

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u people crack me up.... "oh i have the disease" "i feel sick from what the disease is doing to my body" uhh theres no disease anymore? thats why u have to go to work remember??? and why soon the governor will make it illegal to not want the disease??? helloooo?

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looks like he got distracted talking about something upsetting he’s like “…saw the messages between them i knew it was—is that a lamp?”

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i was walking along trying to take a picture of this enormous seagull flying in the sky and i cracked my knee into a fire hydrant and fell into the street. i got my ass kicked by a two foot tall stationary object. this is what stormtroopers who got fucked up by ewok felt

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im so white that i learned what skeet meant by watching the netflix hip hop doc series episode about lil jon

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elections are legally limited to six weeks in sane countries. this yearlong clown show debases the entire system

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einstein sent this to curie in 1911 when she was being harassed by tabloids. it contains everything you’d want in such a letter: (1) your haters are trash (2) you’re a baller, a true queen (3) i have determined the statistical law of motion of the diatomic molecule in planck’s radiation field 🧪⚛️

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he’s 67 type 2 diabetic light work you got this bro

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cats and ska music should be clinical treatments for depression

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everyone should have a good 3-5g shroom trip at age 21 to help us realize other humans are people

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got paid. picked up popeyes sandwiches & some beer. life could be worse

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MONDAY MOOD…

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getting the “are you coming???“ call about the thing i forgot about last week because i wrote it on the calendar so i wouldn’t forget 💀💀💀

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biden has done some good in his life but liberals’ willingness to hand wave genocide is nauseating.

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biden is arming israel who are killing MANY MORE palestinians and israelis than hamas. hope this helps

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the thin ends of the bell curve is where you find the gems

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maybe try valheim. open world. lots of options for beautiful bases. trolls. wolf domestication. sea monsters.

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god bless the posters, sustaining this horror with their labours

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I just learned that mathematicians David Cox and Stephen Zucker decided to write a paper together specifically to create an algorithm they could name the Cox-Zucker machine and this might be the best joke in the history of academia.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cox%E2%...

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Donald Sutherland played Dr.Norman Bethune in a film that played on television when I was a kid. It was the first time I had seen someone proudly advocate for socialized medicine and volunteering for the Spanish Civil War to defeat fascism. RIP to a legend

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