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I’m a man of peace. And ⚖️⚾️📚🍺

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raid the frathouses until they find the head

#gocoogs

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tired: the simpsons predicts the future wired: the simpsons MAKES THE FUTURE

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I pay way way way too much attention to politics and I had no idea who this dude was. way to grab a headline for once, pete

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K. A. “Kick Åss” Pillë's avatar K. A. “Kick Åss” Pillë @keithpille.bsky.social
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Your move, Hemingway

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me: I gotta log off for a few weeks until this dem nomination talk blows over me logging on in a few weeks:

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I read the first paragraph of this skeet like it was an update of we didn’t start the fire

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Jake Meyers Fan Club Member 's avatar Jake Meyers Fan Club Member @delraz09.bsky.social
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Outage update.

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hey someone actually made money off bitcoin

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send him back to the constitutional convention so he can explain to the founders that second amendment sucks ass

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I was literally looking at centerpoint’s website this morning and asking where the hell is the map? why isn’t there a map? whataburger for governor

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as someone deeply interested in baseball and the law, I cannot recommend brad snyder’s book on curt flood’s legal crusade against the reserve clause highly enough. a moving tale well told. also everything I’ve ever read about bowie kuhn just underscores what a pompous dipshit he was ⚖️⚾️📖

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fortunately for me, the competition of shitty middle-aged white dumbasses named matt is freaking fierce

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whew again. honestly, being a matt online is getting to be as bad as being a nate online

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I just… this is so craven and racist and lawless even for texas and that is saying a whole ten gallons of a lot

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hundreds of thousands of years of human evolution so that I can spend my days arguing with excel’s copy and paste function

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BREAKING: Supreme Court rules 6-3 fuck them kids

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I have this theory that sports is like the last bastion of fair play in america: the last place where we legitimately expect and clamor for competition and an even playing field without fear or favor to one side

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I have to admit it has never once occurred to me—a Jabba the Hutt type glutton—to ask how fast could I could eat this hot dog

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as the delightful Sarah Langs says, baseball is the best!

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DC Pierson's avatar DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social
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What you get offered in the men’s room at the LSU game

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We’ve had the rule for how ever many years but I still click and watch the video every single time. Some days it can end up in my feed half a dozen times and I will still watch every time. It never gets old. I love it every single time I watch it

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happy birthday to tom cruise, you galloping weirdo

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same. I’ve been doomscrolling like a fiend and it’s really not doing me any favors.

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Biden rebroadcasting Major League Baseball with implied oral consent.

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the 2020 election OTOH seemed historic & momentous when it was happening

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I definitely can see that argument, but to my mind, it’s in retrospect. in the run up to the 2000 election, I recall a lot of commentary (& SNL sketches) about how both candidates were vanilla moderates with a lot of overlap. of course, everything after proved the opposite was true.

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four years ago I remember thinking 2020 was the most important election of my life. how positively quaint. how foolishly pollyanna of me.

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had cnn chosen to fact check djt joe literally would not have been able to say a single word during the debate

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crepe myrtles in the sun at my MIL’s house

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NYT: Joe should quit, he stutters Philly Inquirer: Trump is a fucking criminal what the fuck are we doing here

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hey hey ho ho grifter jesus’s got to go

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oh no spelling bee lives in the same alternate reality as the editorial page

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plato, a philosopher: you know who should rule my authoritarian state? why, only philosopher-kings have the skill and judgment to exercise such awesome power

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Nate Schenkkan's avatar Nate Schenkkan @nateschenkkan.bsky.social
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It’s going to be really funny when the NYT editorial board endorses Biden in October

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wtf is up with breggy’s fielding tonight

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dammit. I wish I could be on the escalator to heaven with him and kinky friedman to hear them shoot the breeze

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okay it’s not good that ronel let the bases get loaded but watching him confundus charm pete alonso was awesome

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